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Professor Shark posted:Lost Porn is the worst. There should really be a Porn Detective who can use his google skills and vast knowledge of porn to find Lost Porn his name was ica and he got banned a couple of years ago
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Grimlook posted:Yeah efuck is pretty funny It looks like they don't have the porn video of the deaf woman making foghorn sounds any more.  (Some other sites have mirrors of the video, they still have the efukt watermark on them)
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I saw a porn where a dude with a 9.5 inch member slammed it into a girl with huge boobs who was like 105 lbs and 5 ft tall and there was no pleasure for her in the act. She smiled painfully and uncomfortably at the camera while the cameraman asked things like "you like that?" and "does that feel good?" Highly recommended.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:It looks like they don't have the porn video of the deaf woman making foghorn sounds any more. efukt gave the world that video with the girl trying slingshot a cactus into another woman's rear end.
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45 seconds of glory: http://www.xvideos.com/video631291/black_guy_orgasm if I ever wanted to insert the audio of a guy cumming into a video clip a la Wilhelm Scream style, it would be from this video. Creampie Cathy must have a magical vagina
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great moment? a great moment's when i skeet my keyboard. just totally lose control of that stream. dick's going every where. greatest moment? heh. yet to be seen, friend...
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thathonkey posted:when you can see the girl's damaged soul and uncertainty over her lifestyle choices through her eyes while she is getting double penetrated This but literally just this.
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whatever day it was lemon stealing whores was posted I loled like hell esp at HEY WHAT THE gently caress also thought the non-lemon-stealing girl was cute as hell and wanted to find a vid of her I could fap to found out who she was and that she was most likely murdered by her producer, I couldn't do it if any of you can post a
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Hot Cosby posted:found out who she was and that she was most likely murdered by her producer, I couldn't do it Whoa, what?
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Professor Shark posted:Whoa, what? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haley_Paige
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Hot Cosby posted:whatever day it was lemon stealing whores was posted I loled like hell esp at HEY WHAT THE gently caress You're weird
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Gaunab posted:You're weird because i couldnt do it, I know, im probably gay
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Pastor Perineum posted:45 seconds of glory: "Oi got mah fanny filled"  Aw no, that's hosed up. 
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Sometimes I wonder if you could make a "normal" porn company with healthcare, rehab programmes, etc so people wouldn't go crazy and kill each other. Then I remember you'd bankrupt yourself in minutes and everyone would go back to drugging and abusing one another in between money shots.
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:Sometimes I wonder if you could make a "normal" porn company with healthcare, rehab programmes, etc so people wouldn't go crazy and kill each other. It's the sort of business that attracts hosed up broken people.
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:Sometimes I wonder if you could make a "normal" porn company with healthcare, rehab programmes, etc so people wouldn't go crazy and kill each other. That could only really happen if the government actually recognized porn as a legitimate industry instead of just kind of looking the other way as long as nothing too hosed up happens and they get their tax money.
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This thread is missing two wonderful moments, including the greatest ever. What's that? It's the first deep throat scene in the movie Deep Throat. It's still impressive today, but back then it must have been mind blowing. That is the #1 greatest scene in porn. My favorite? It's the rosebudding scene where one girls fucks another girls rear end with her own rear end while a third squirts over the top of them. It's on xvideos. Enjoy.
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FIRST TIME posted:That could only really happen if the government actually recognized porn as a legitimate industry instead of just kind of looking the other way as long as nothing too hosed up happens and they get their tax money. I could effortpost about how society's attitudes towards sex puts tens of thousands of men and women at risk by de facto restricting or removing their rights based solely on their profession, but this is GBS so I'll just go back to laughing while the world burns.
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:I could effortpost about how society's attitudes towards sex puts tens of thousands of men and women at risk by de facto restricting or removing their rights based solely on their profession, but this is GBS so I'll just go back to laughing while the world burns. No no. Please do. Make a new post, though.
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Professor Shark posted:Lost Porn is the worst. There should really be a Porn Detective who can use his google skills and vast knowledge of porn to find Lost Porn Even though that guy got banned we need a new one. I've got two and a half that I would like to see again for reasons. When I was younger and VCRs were still a thing, I found a copy of the porno version of Beauty and The Beast where Belle's father and the Beast get into an argument about whether or not some word or another was acceptable for use in Scrabble and they took so long that Belle's dad had to spend the night, obviously, and gently caress the maid. That was cool. Also Belle's sisters were huge sluts who had a three way with Gaston. Rocco Sfreddi fucks this girl in kitchen and afterwards as she's gazing up adoringly at him while... cleaning everything up... There's this old woman in the room kneading some dough and smirking at Rocco and, like, gives him the thumbs up. So weird. But also pretty hot? There was also this preview for a movie I saw this one time, I'm pretty sure it was on the Beauty and and the Beast VHS, where there was this whole camp of murdered ghost girls or whatever that couldn't move on until they came with a living man or something like that. There was one bit where the girl looks back at the guy and asks if she can please suck on him again and that was the moment my teenage mind broke. I've never been able to track down the movie to see the full scene. And Lexi Belle as a mime is pretty hot. I don't know why people are afraid of clowns. A mediocre TV miniseries of a good book which wasn't even about clowns? I saw Clown Porn and it was mostly horrible. This is a niche that must be filled.
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:I saw Clown Porn and it was mostly horrible. This is a niche that must be filled. Is that the one where the drunken clown dad goes to work on a clown TV show and unknowingly bangs his own daughter, realizes he's banging his own daughter, then keeps going while drunkenly crying?
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FIRST TIME posted:Is that the one where the drunken clown dad goes to work on a clown TV show and unknowingly bangs his own daughter, realizes he's banging his own daughter, then keeps going while drunkenly crying?  http://www.somethingawful.com/horrors-of-porn/clown-porn/
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Pound_Coin posted:the middle bit of "blakes ordeal" when he's over the end of the sofa. Found it
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I can't find the link, but it was like 2 bros walk up a mountain to find some chick dancing. They ask her if she knew of any bike trails. She says something like "i don't know of any loving bike trails, i just want to get rear end hosed". Very funny. I recommend. The actual rear end loving is boring soulless rutting, but the delivery and reaction to set the scene is is priceless
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toggle posted:I can't find the link, but it was like 2 bros walk up a mountain to find some chick dancing. They ask her if she knew of any bike trails. She says something like "i don't know of any loving bike trails, i just want to get rear end hosed". Very funny. I recommend. The actual rear end loving is boring soulless rutting, but the delivery and reaction to set the scene is is priceless I wonder what she was doing there all by herself? I mean, except for the dancing.
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etalian posted:It's the sort of business that attracts hosed up broken people. 
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Rambling Robot posted:I wonder what she was doing there all by herself? i know. Was she a mountain nymph?
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