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Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

there's no shame in enjoying ballsmashing videos

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I've... seen things...

ExtraCheese
Apr 16, 2014

Didn't know lowtax did porn

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

ExtraCheese posted:

Didn't know lowtax did porn

yes he got manhandled by a muscular crazed german guy

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I can't find anything in the SA Mart rules about posting for a Porn Detective, should I take the plunge?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

:yeah:

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
http://auroraduck.ytmnd.com/

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



dos any1 else just watch the last minute of porno?

im totes str8 btw

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

Used to have this clip where this porn chick was walking down these stairs in really high heeled shoes and there's these two black guys waiting for her at the bottom. When she gets there, one of guys says to her "drat girl, if you fell down 'dem steps, I'd have gotten as hard as a motherfucker."

Wish I could find the clip again just to watch that part.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Ratjaculation posted:

dos any1 else just watch the last minute of porno?

im totes str8 btw

I wish your av was more representative of the last minute of a porno.

need that RATCUM

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Very :nws: , my all time favorite song http://www.dvdtrailertube.com/Cum-Drenched-Tits-2-Elegant-Angel-trailer-26704.html

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Germstore posted:

Droppin' loads!!!

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Excelzior posted:

there's no shame in enjoying ballsmashing videos

There's a guy who makes videos who can only cum by getting his balls smashed. it's intense.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
some1 posted one incarnation of this already but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX8ZeZJqOE0

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

What's that website that animates those porn movie comments?

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
I remember watching this reality show about a porn star and she's going to some awards show and she takes her grandmother as a guest. She won an award for giving Randy Spears a blowjob. In her acceptance speech she jokes about sucking ever guy in the room off. The camera quickly cut to her grandmother who had such an embarrassed look on her face.

Anyone know what I'm talking about or the name of the girl.

Booourns
Jan 20, 2004
Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!


thank god i didn't imagine that video. the best part is one of the guys is like "gently caress yeah i'm a pterodactyl!" flapping his wings and getting right into, while the other guys just weakly flaps his like he doesn't even wanna be there

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



There was this one really funny one where this blond guy with a face mask is blowing his load on a woman's rear end, and he's like screaming and shaking his head the entire time. I'd honestly love to see the whole clip.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

William H. Nutsack is an industry staple.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

amityville anus posted:

William H. Nutsack is an industry staple.

i assume he's a one-man operation, tracking and singing everything himself. if so i am most impressed by his vocal delivery of the line "drenched in semen"

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


etalian posted:

What's that website that animates those porn movie comments?

http://spinning3dpornhubcomments.tumblr.com/

?

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Just as good ten years later. loving god tier.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




girls making lovely cumming sounds as guys jizz on them lmbo

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


yes this was the website

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

lol at all your posts in this thread, incredible stuff bud :allears:

the theme song to taboo 2 is a good porn thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_9peBUo8VM

nice lil song about how great the dude who fucks his mom and sister is

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Ratjaculation posted:

girls making lovely cumming sounds as guys jizz on them lmbo

That's not what's funny about this

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Nutsngum posted:

Just as good ten years later. loving god tier.

from their shithole to their mouth

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Gatekeeper posted:

from their shithole to their mouth

oddly enough the part that still makes me laugh out loud after dozens of listens is the "woah-woah-oh-oh-oh" part

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."



Hell Gem


Not just a great moment in porn, but a great moment in time, tbh. :allears:

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Tarquinn posted:



Not just a great moment in porn, but a great moment in time, tbh. :allears:

awww i like this show :) its a childs program though, there is no pornography in it??

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."



Hell Gem

Gatekeeper posted:

awww i like this show :) its a childs program though, there is no pornography in it??

Oh, you sweet innocent person, you. :)

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Nutsngum posted:

Just as good ten years later. loving god tier.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Gatekeeper posted:

lol at all your posts in this thread, incredible stuff bud :allears:

This is serious stuff bud

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Ego-bot posted:

I remember watching this reality show about a porn star and she's going to some awards show and she takes her grandmother as a guest. She won an award for giving Randy Spears a blowjob. In her acceptance speech she jokes about sucking ever guy in the room off. The camera quickly cut to her grandmother who had such an embarrassed look on her face.

Anyone know what I'm talking about or the name of the girl.

Related:http://efukt.com/21198_Mom_Watches_Daughters_Blowjob_Audition.html
The url explains it all

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
No description, just watch this amateur porn and react...

:nws: http://www.xvideos.com/video245993/collegegirl_blowjob_cheating :nws:

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
There is a clip I'm looking for. It's a German girl in a shower getting hosed from behind. She has her hands on the shower bar and the shower bar just snaps in 2 and she falls forward and just busts her head on the loving toilet. It's funny as poo poo.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Blistex posted:

No description, just watch this amateur porn and react...

:nws: http://www.xvideos.com/video245993/collegegirl_blowjob_cheating :nws:

:sbahj:

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

I saw a video where a nipponese girl is half-submerged in a tub of water and is tied so she cant move. She's fed laxatives and tries to resist the urge to defecate for as long as possible until she can no longer resist and shoots a stream of poop out of her rear end, turning the water brown

She is clearly in distress throughout the whole ordeal. Has anyone seen this video and/or gif

I uh know guy who saw it. It's sure a thing

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Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

this is GBS so I'll just go back to laughing while the world burns.

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