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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

His name is Scott Taylor. Aka the Dickhole Guy.

http://freakipedia.net/index.php5?title=The_Dickhole_Guy

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Hot Cosby
Sep 23, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
god i truly hate to be captain bringdown in the funny porn thread/not shitposting in gbs but somehow the death of the cute latina girl from lemon stealing whores has kinda got me even more depressed than before after reading this that has a bunch of her loving dad's words on it: http://www.imaginaryplanet.net/weblogs/idiotprogrammer/2007/12/rip-maryam-irene-haley-hailey-paige/

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Even though that guy got banned we need a new one.

Maybe a new hero will step into the light?

For real, searching for and finding porn online can be it;s on rewarding little game and I honestly think it's why I'm what you might call a Google Expert :smuggo:, but that one scene has been lost to me for years, and it eats at me because of it :argh:

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Take some viagra. Then search.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I wonder if that would be something I'd get banned for posting in SA Mart. $50, find this scene, whoever posts with the correct link first wins?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

lmao

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/5ZntjwC.jpg :nws:

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Professor Shark posted:

I wonder if that would be something I'd get banned for posting in SA Mart. $50, find this scene, whoever posts with the correct link first wins?

For $50 I will seek out the prons!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

If and when I have $50 for Porn Marlowe, Investigations, I will contact you via the Cologne Thread, the code word will be "Remmeber that thread about the porn...?"

I'm serious, I've been looking for that scene for years. I have an ID thread for it up on Freeones and no bites for a year now I think

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
How long ago was this?
Was it a DL or a stream?
Want to buy a 60 ml decant of Aventus?
Did they do anal?

Jim Flatline
Sep 23, 2015
:nws: its this http://efukt.com/21184_American_History_XXX.html

Hirethor
Dec 16, 2008

You think you know hip?
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BEING HIP!
OH BILL! OH GOD BILL!

:nws: http://www.youporn.com/watch/65778/moaning-mom-hosed-at-night/

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
I saw a video where a nipponese girl is half-submerged in a tub of water and is tied so she cant move. She's fed laxatives and tries to resist the urge to defecate for as long as possible until she can no longer resist and shoots a stream of poop out of her rear end, turning the water brown

She is clearly in distress throughout the whole ordeal. Has anyone seen this video and/or gif

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I have not but I want to.

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

I didn't know people could make these noises. Bill is just that amazing

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
south park is real

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
When I first started exploring internet porn in the early 2000's I came over a site specializing in hobo porn. Pictures and videos of unkempt, unwashed scrawny people, yes also the women, loving in bushes and train yards.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Farmland Park posted:

When I first started exploring internet porn in the early 2000's I came over a site specializing in hobo porn. Pictures and videos of unkempt, unwashed scrawny people, yes also the women, loving in bushes and train yards.

Ah yes, Russian hobo porn. None of those 'fake' hobos you get in other porn, those guys were clearly genuine longterm homeless men with debilitating substance abuse issues.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Is that the actor playing Robert on the Everybody Loves Raymond porn spoof?

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

Sometimes I wonder if you could make a "normal" porn company with healthcare, rehab programmes, etc so people wouldn't go crazy and kill each other.

Then I remember you'd bankrupt yourself in minutes and everyone would go back to drugging and abusing one another in between money shots.

Porn + Democratic Socialism is definitely a winning combination.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
All this porn talk has given me an erection. Here's a picture of it

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Waltzing Along posted:

No no. Please do. Make a new post, though.

Still not an effortpost because it's way too early in the morning, but for an example of how being a sex worker or being perceived to be a sex worker harms your rights, look no further than the Rochdale sex abuse scandal, where dozens of teenage girls were drugged and abused by paedophile gangs. One girl’s abuse was written off by the authorities because they decided she was a sex worker, so her drug-and-sex “parties” in abandoned houses with gangs of older men were clearly her doing. She was fifteen years old.

For a porn-specific example, look up any article from when Christy Mack got attempted-murdered by her boyfriend and see just how many comments boil down to "Oh that whore was beaten within an inch of her life? Serves her right for being a whore!". Now think about how the pervasiveness of that attitude might affect investigation and arrest rates when it comes to people lower down the sex-work totem than a huge studio star getting beaten/raped/murdered. It's no coincidence that most prolific serial killers target prostitutes, and get away with their crimes for so long because prostitutes can't complain about violent johns without risking arrest themselves, and once they escalate to outright murder nobody cares enough about prostitutes to go looking when they go missing. I'd even argue that the targeting of prostitutes by serial killers is due to them internalizing an extreme version of society's attitudes towards them, but I'm not a psychologist so I can't really back that up.

The solution to all of this would be to regulate and police sex work, but the problems with that are, as others have pointed out, sex work attracts a lot of broken people who do not react well to regulation, and the fact that it would cost a lot of money and good luck getting elected on what will be spun as a "Spend Government Money on Hookers!" ticket.

William Bear posted:

Porn + Democratic Socialism is definitely a winning combination.

Well Porn + National Socialism seemed quite popular. You just need to find a porn star and dress her up like Bernie Sanders.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Professor Shark posted:

but also because the commenters are arguing about squirting being real or not, which is pathetically funny.

porn comments are the best.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Waltzing Along posted:

How long ago was this?
Was it a DL or a stream?
Want to buy a 60 ml decant of Aventus?
Did they do anal?

Late 2007-2009, and I'm pretty sure the movie was new around then
Download after finding it on Adult Dvd Universe
No thanks I think I'm going to try and find a decant of Itasca before I re-up on Aventus
Cannot confirm anal, maybe?

I'm pretty sure it was a European studio, but I've been through quite a few DVD's by Private and Dorcel and haven't been able to find it. The gist of the scene is that a woman is posing as a man in a clothing store, with her wearing mens clothes and with a mascara-ed on mustache, he rips a hole in her pants and has confused sex with her.

I deleted it because I thought it was weird, but then CFNM became popular and I grew to appreciate the now obvious Shakespearean allusions and gender subtext etc etc

Professor Shark fucked around with this message at 12:16 on Oct 4, 2015

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Chromatic posted:

porn comments are the best.



please tell me that those comments are on the same video. i dont care if its true just tell me that

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

lonesomedwarf posted:

please tell me that those comments are on the same video. i dont care if its true just tell me that

they were

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
I reply "wish that was me" in every comment section of every porn video but I don't specifically mention which person I want to be.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

William Bear fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Oct 4, 2015

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

The classic "Booyah!" video.

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

The classic "Booyah!" video.

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

The classic "Booyah!" video.

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

The classic "Booyah!" video.

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

The classic "Booyah!" video.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
I highly recommend reading the short story about going to the porn award show from Consider the Lobster for more insight into how great the porn industry is

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

is it this one

http://social.rollins.edu/wpsites/sexwarandplague/files/2012/07/DF-Wallace-Big-Red-Son.pdf

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Yep

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

That was obviously written before Max Hardcore went to prison on obscenity charges.

He's still pissed off about that!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u17srPVYVQE

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Obligatory Handle posted:

I reply "wish that was me" in every comment section of every porn video but I don't specifically mention which person I want to be.

Where's the part about watching the elephants mate? And it being really disturbing and making me slightly jealous! Of both parties!

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
Girl from the clown one is basically Sarah Silverman.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




:parrot:

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Torquemada posted:

Girl from the clown one is basically Sarah Silverman.

and it all when downhill from there.

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!

Jfc

imurdaddy415
Sep 15, 2015
Slow motion porn with slow motion sound to go with it.

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



is there a porn parody version of the wild thornberries?

im uhh asking for my brother

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