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Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
"I feel like when I worked in the loving hospital, and all the loving old people poo poo in their pants all the time. Man, they fuckin turn me on. It’s just, I wanna suck their assholes. It’s a good thing with loving old people in the hospital. They don’t know anymore what’s going on. Nobody is believing them. You can do whataver you want with them. You can fuckin suck their cocks, you can lick their asses, you can throw up all over them. They don’t care. Piss in their loving drinks and they have to drink it. Yes, nobody believes them. They are loving old people."

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Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
I reply "wish that was me" in every comment section of every porn video but I don't specifically mention which person I want to be.

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