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lol look at me living the "american dream" in debt because of my lovely house payments, me and my spouse both working lovely unfulfilling office jobs that we go home and bitch about it to each other. this is the life
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yeah gently caress debt, people should pay cash for their house like i did
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Oct 1, 2015 17:01
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rub some dirt on it
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Oct 1, 2015 17:01
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lol if you think the American dream isnt DINC lyfe in the big city
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Oct 1, 2015 17:04
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well rouse the souse and delouse the mouse! you "own" a house!
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Oct 1, 2015 17:05
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HELP HELP MY CHILDS BEEN CUT IN HALF
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Oct 1, 2015 17:06
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gas
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Rockybar posted:gas
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Oct 1, 2015 17:31
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the title of the thread is my life but not the content weird
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Nooner posted:lol if you think the American dream isnt DINC lyfe in the big city
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In seriously feel sorry for people with kids. Being married and child free in your 30s is awesome. We have so much free time and so much money we basically do whatever we want whenever we want. DINK life best life.
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Fishy Joe posted:HELP HELP MY CHILDS BEEN CUT IN HALF i love my horribly deformed half-child just as much as the normal ones
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EvilJoven posted:In seriously feel sorry for people with kids. Being married and child free in your 30s is awesome. We have so much free time and so much money we basically do whatever we want whenever we want.
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EvilJoven posted:In seriously feel sorry for people with kids. Being married and child free in your 30s is awesome. We have so much free time and so much money we basically do whatever we want whenever we want. this dude gets it
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ghlbtsk posted:well rouse the souse and delouse the mouse! rick rouse the bauce gonna delouse da mouse in ur house
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Oct 1, 2015 17:50
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but i have children!! i created something!!
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Oct 1, 2015 17:53
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im gay
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Oct 1, 2015 17:54
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:but i have children!! i created something!! *children grow up to shitpost on somethingawful*
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Your problem is having children. The rest is pretty boss.
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I'm gay
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Oct 1, 2015 17:58
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having children is the poo poo, actually
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Kills self. KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSS SELF
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google THIS posted:having children is the poo poo, actually Literally, up to your elbows in it.
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quote:ITT we have a house, a spouse and 2.5 kids Is it the eighties? This might work out okay.
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having a mortgage is pretty awesome too, in a couple decades I'll still be paying roughly the same amount every month and will be not too far from paying my house off completely. meanwhile, your rent will have doubled
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parental love is nothing but stockholm syndrome
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Now I'm screaming because there's half a kid bleeding out in my living room.
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*is me*
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and the other 1.5 people???
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google THIS posted:having a mortgage is pretty awesome too, in a couple decades I'll still be paying roughly the same amount every month and will be not too far from paying my house off completely. meanwhile, your rent will have doubled Hmm agreed.
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*leaves work early for a meeting with my child's school counselor* *resents my wife for becoming a walking cliche driving a Subaru worried about vaccines* *is sick of hearing about loving 5 nights at freddies and minecraft and pokemon* *walks in the door from a week on the road for work to a messy house, no dinner, and my poo poo wife sitting on the couch browsing loving reddit* *hates my life and all that I have become, but love my children to the point that I will tolerate it by smoking weed and whack in it to tranny porn*
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Is it possible to adopt away a kid and then reclaim it when it becomes tolerable?
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Capoeira Capybara posted:*leaves work early for a meeting with my child's school counselor* Millennial'sDad.TXT
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EvilJoven posted:In seriously feel sorry for people with kids. Being married and child free in your 30s is awesome. We have so much free time and so much money we basically do whatever we want whenever we want. yeah i wouldn't recommend having a kid until at least 35 but after that it owns
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kids are fags tbh
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Oct 1, 2015 19:06
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son, the reason i always rip a huge fart into the mashed potatoes after serving myself is because you suck and i hate you
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Doctor Schnabel posted:and the other 1.5 people??? 
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"I call shotgun!" "you can't call shotgun, you're only half a kid. I'll open the trunk for you."
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I have 2.5 spouses, but no houses or kids
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