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Knock the pussy out, hit up chopotla, that's a good night
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Just took the poo poo!!! Butthole is a little distended, but I'm hungry again just in time for lunch!!!!
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Oct 1, 2015 19:19
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*waltzes into thread* Oh you eat chipotle? Dumbass. You should Fly to <city> and eat at <hip local burrito spot that I am cool enough to have knowledge of> you pleb. That is, if you know what's good for you 
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Oct 1, 2015 19:28
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thathonkey posted:*waltzes into thread* Hahaha gently caress! I wish I was a jet setter like you cool rear end goons!
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Oct 1, 2015 19:42
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needs bigger boat posted:i dont ask for double meat right away i be like "can i get steak" then i be like "can i also get double meat please" this in turn maximizes the amount of meat i am given My friend who works at chipotle hates you
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Oct 1, 2015 20:00
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etalian posted:maybe because we aren't whiny so cool hip modern leftists who don't agonize over where we eat for lunch? It's not about agonizing over where you eat, it's about getting better food for cheaper. Idiots.
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Oct 1, 2015 20:02
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at least you didn't go to qdoba. omg
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Oct 1, 2015 20:07
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How come they name the poo poo after a pepper and none of their poo poo has any spices in it? They should call it "Salt".
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Oct 1, 2015 20:14
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:How come they name the poo poo after a pepper and none of their poo poo has any spices in it? They should call it "Salt". if you quit smoking you can actually taste food again, hth
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Oct 1, 2015 20:19
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Sometimes I'll just be chillin in a chipotle from like, noon to 6 gettin drunk on patron margs. Maybe mix it up with a white mexican (patron marg with sour cream)
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Oct 1, 2015 22:30
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Matey posted:(patron marg with sour cream) lmao 
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Oct 1, 2015 22:39
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i went to taco cabana for cinco de mayo this year
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Oct 1, 2015 22:41
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memy posted:My friend who works at chipotle hates you if it was really double he wouldn't need to run this trick. your friend is dishonest.
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Oct 1, 2015 23:15
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Update: had chipotle for lunch, will have the leftovers for dinner. 
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Oct 1, 2015 23:15
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The Rage posted:Update: had chipotle for lunch, will have the leftovers for dinner. bro I like chipoltle too but drat, change thigns up a little!
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Oct 1, 2015 23:17
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Protocol7 posted:i'm sorry you are eating overpriced average quality anglicized mexican food A burrito bowl from chipotle with three soft tortilas on the side is, quite easily, two meals, which ain't bad at $7. The trick is to pack the bowl with as much stuff as possible, i.e, every vegetable, the fajita stuff, etc. Then you make three soft tacos (I recommend getting sour cream on the side) and eat that for lunch. You easily have half of your bowl left and you can have that for dinner. This is a decent option for when you're feeling lazy on a weekend.
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Oct 1, 2015 23:20
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memy posted:My friend who works at chipotle hates you scoop operation is hard
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Oct 2, 2015 00:27
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:if it was really double he wouldn't need to run this trick. your friend is dishonest. He told me that if a customer ever doubts his portioning there's a scale behind the counter just for you
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Oct 2, 2015 00:33
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Someone should post recipes similar to what chipotle serves to keep this thread from being useless. I've tried replicating the cilantro lime rice cause its great but I've never gotten it just right.
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Oct 2, 2015 00:50
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Is chipotle expensive now?
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Oct 2, 2015 02:22
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FalloutGod posted:Someone should post recipes similar to what chipotle serves to keep this thread from being useless. I've tried replicating the cilantro lime rice cause its great but I've never gotten it just right. isnt it basically put cilantro, lime, and oil in rice
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Oct 2, 2015 02:36
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Nooner posted:bro I like chipoltle too but drat, change thigns up a little! they should start serving shrimp
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Oct 2, 2015 02:38
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There is a local, authentic, taqueria near my house that serves real Mexican food including tacos al pastor cut in front of you on a large spit. Hand made by cooks that speak no english. None of the customers speak English and it's very hard to order. Everything is made fresh. It sucks and everything is bland. There used to be a place in Shakopee down by the tracks called Taco Loco that turned into a pile of poo poo once the old man died. They were worth it before that. They were in an old walk-up Dairy Queen building and you would get chips and ridiculously hot salsa while you waited. The old man had a big white mustache and was incredibly friendly. Their chili relleno and tamales with roja sauce were to die for. Once they moved, they became like everyone else. Eat what you like. Authentic is whatever is in your head. I don't mind Chipotle. It's reasonably cheap and predicable.
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Oct 2, 2015 02:52
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mostlygray posted:There is a local, authentic, taqueria near my house that serves real Mexican food including tacos al pastor cut in front of you on a large spit. Hand made by cooks that speak no english. None of the customers speak English and it's very hard to order. Everything is made fresh. Because everything hipsters like is loving stupid and sucks. Craft beer can suck my dick too, gently caress you guys. Does everyone see what happens when you suppress bullies rights to beat nerds in school now?
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Oct 2, 2015 02:57
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FalloutGod posted:Someone should post recipes similar to what chipotle serves to keep this thread from being useless. I've tried replicating the cilantro lime rice cause its great but I've never gotten it just right. I could probably ask my chipotle friend for the recipes for everything but 
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Oct 2, 2015 03:08
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ROFLburger posted:they should start serving shrimp
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Oct 2, 2015 05:34
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I paid $13 for two meals today and I didn't get diarrhea or diabetes. Truly the best era in American history.
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Oct 2, 2015 05:48
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mostlygray posted:There is a local, authentic, taqueria near my house that serves real Mexican food including tacos al pastor cut in front of you on a large spit. Hand made by cooks that speak no english. None of the customers speak English and it's very hard to order. Everything is made fresh. I can dig it, there is a great authentic place across the street from my apartment in middle-class faggy suburbs that is awesome. There is also a chipotle by my work that tastes good. I thing we are agreeing that good food is good bad food is bad, haha
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Oct 2, 2015 05:57
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the best burritos in my city are def. made by white hippies that started a food truck "authentic" mexican food lmao yah like "authentic" vietnamese food. yah it can be good or it can be bad am i right???? white people make everything either not authentic or entirely insufferably smug too complicated for its own good fusion garbage there i said it. white people both rule and suck. numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Oct 2, 2015 |
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Oct 2, 2015 06:03
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hit a mexican grocery store and get some of their prepared meat for your dinner
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Oct 2, 2015 06:06
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I made tacos for dinner, lil pickled raddish on top, very loving millennial
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Oct 2, 2015 06:07
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numberoneposter posted:the best burritos in my city are def. made by white hippies that started a food truck i like the white people food truck concept, let's ruin the basic concept of street food.
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Oct 2, 2015 06:10
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I had pineapple habanero wings and a side of brussel sprouts for dinner tonight. Pretty epic farts so far.
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Oct 2, 2015 06:11
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etalian posted:i like the white people food truck concept, let's ruin the basic concept of street food. The basic concept being that it's cheap
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Oct 2, 2015 06:14
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hi im a white person food truck now this taco that should cost $1.50 now costs $3.50 of how much i had to pay the graphic designers to make our online menu and app
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Oct 2, 2015 06:28
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Mange Mite posted:The basic concept being that it's cheap cheap, good and provides a partial late night quick meal when you are buzzed from drinking too much.
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Oct 2, 2015 06:30
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chicoplte is gross as gently caress! beans are gross! rice is gross! ciltranto is the loving WORST I wish I could just be like "can I Get a totrillta? a sour cream ... meat ... and cheese ... gently caress you" and leave but you cant, they are like do you want lemon or brown rice? I DONT WANT RICE DONT ASK ME and if you tell them no you get a stern look and the person behind you kind of shuffles into you and says "get a moveo n fucker" and you look at the guy and say no rice as he plumps down loving lemon ciltran fo cuck forice I hate that place gently caress it gently caress ciltanntro and gently caress hcoiplote
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Oct 2, 2015 07:57
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numberoneposter posted:hi im a white person food truck now this taco that should cost $1.50 now costs $3.50 of how much i had to pay the graphic designers to make our online menu and app
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Oct 2, 2015 08:00
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Shadow posted:If you live in Boston or San Francisco (and I'm sure a few other places that I'm unaware of) you have no excuse to go to this overstuffed abortion of a burrito joint. im v. upset san diego wasnt mentioned here as san diego is without a doubt the best place for mexican food in the US and i get militant over that
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Meowbot posted:chicoplte is gross as gently caress! 
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