Smythe posted:

*limp dick clueless millennial slowly tracks his gaze between his work, then the cell phone screen, then back. slowly and carefully inputting each digit on the flat glass rectangle*

*seasoned elderly bookeper, skin course and strong from a lifetime of shoveling coal and opening strong jars of winter preserve nimbly flys across a tactile calculator. his piercing green eyes glancing from the double-perf work for a fraction of a second to read the calculation from the whizzing ticker tape*