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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

legal weed did this

why didnt we listen to DARE?

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Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi

Pick posted:

That's a regional ice cream though. Only for cool good people in cool good parts of the country.

qft

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Umpqua Umpqua doompety doo I've got a handgun pointed at you

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
*ducks behind wall as gunfire rains down*

haha yeah this ice cream sure is good im glad the natives were oppressed so we could have it

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
How do you even get pissed off as anon, anon strikes back!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
the real trick is to live where umpqua dairy and the yakima grape growers product range overlap

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
Can't [placeholder] the [placeholder].

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

glowing-fish posted:

I've kind of gotten to be blase about mass shootings. But I actually worked at a community college in Southern Oregon. Kind of brings this a lot closer to home. I can't just say "Oh, Florida".

Despite the fact that Florida is often shown to have very bizarre criminals, I cannot recall a shooting that has occurred here from recent memory.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
http://imgur.com/qMs3Vfw

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012




personally i love the future

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
why are there so many ice cream jokes, what don't I know about oregon

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Umpqua Umpqua doompety doo I've got a handgun pointed at you

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
It does look like tasty dessert

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
Not surprised. Roseburg, Oregon is a hellscape of meth-addled, laid off wood pulp factory workers. Shout out to my Pine Street Peeps at the Oregon Tool & Supply!

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Nostrum posted:

not that it will surprise anyone but apparently this was a false flag to distract us from russia bombing syria

https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3343466/posts

I'm pretty sure ABC's primetime comedy lineup is doing that well enough.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

GOD DAMMIT NOT EVERYWHERE IN OREGON IS PORTLAND

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Beef Turret posted:

Blame the media for enabling these weirdos imo

you gonna update your av when the fuggo's pic comes out

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Killed while friending people on Twitter while the shooter has no friends, gently caress this world.

Bolivar
Aug 20, 2011

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Umpqua Umpqua doompety doo I've got a handgun pointed at you

:vince:

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

dude dont post my facebook

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Tillamook and Snoqualmie ice cream are still way loving better than unqua or whatever the poo poo it's called. I'm just saying.

Also rip sorry for these poor innocents :angel:

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Who cracked first STEM or Liberal Arts student?

unzercharlie
Aug 23, 2005

im gay
Jul 20, 2013

by Lowtax
Why are all school shooters white nerds who frequent the internet?

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Umpqua Umpqua doompety doo I've got a handgun pointed at you

lol

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
the federal government should just go door to door confiscating guns imho

im sure a lot of people will die but fortunately nothing of value will be lost

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Frank Viola posted:

Despite the fact that Florida is often shown to have very bizarre criminals, I cannot recall a shooting that has occurred here from recent memory.

usually it's some dumb gently caress who's scratching his rear end with a gun and it goes off so we all laugh

or someone gets shot in a mugging but that happens everywhere

I had a friend who saw some black dudes role up on a drug dealer's house scarface style with AK's but that's not really funny haha Florida story

unzercharlie
Aug 23, 2005

https://clyp.it/kq454nvx
Recording of police scanner from time of call being dispatched

BurnBlackJay
May 31, 2011

by Lowtax
Ameriiicuhh ... gently caress ... yeahhhh (in thu sad eagle voice

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn1fwrq_QO0WkzBjdIM-8uQ/videos?flow=grid&sort=da&view=0

Pragmatica
Apr 1, 2003

im gay posted:

Why are all school shooters white nerds who frequent the internet?

Social skills are hard.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Is that such a good idea? Alexis is basically doxxing herself

She's gonna get dick pics from every state in the union including puerto rico

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

XMNN posted:

the federal government should just go door to door confiscating guns imho

im sure a lot of people will die but fortunately nothing of value will be lost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxRQyZHIRU

Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.
cue dianne feinstein getting her vagina moist again

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi

I'd cover him with ice cream.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Chinatown posted:

Right now I'm about to go to a bar in Berlin Germany and no one gives a poo poo about this news.

I suggest the same game plan for my bros back home.

I think they are all on edge because of the Syrians next door. I mean yeah some are doctors but all you need is one crazy motherfucker on edge with access to an AK

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Gonna call her and you all should too. I hope she dies.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

lmao

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


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Snowman Crossing
Dec 4, 2009

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Umpqua Umpqua doompety doo I've got a handgun pointed at you

where do i send paypal?

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