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XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Triple A posted:

cue dianne feinstein getting her vagina moist again
aren't you finnish how'd you end up an exact scale model of an american conservative racialist?

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Alan Smithee posted:

Is that such a good idea? Alexis is basically doxxing herself

She's gonna get dick pics from every state in the union including puerto rico

That's her office details.

"Now Kayla, can you tell us the color of your urine that was coming out of you, the public deserve to know your story"

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chinatown posted:

Gonna call her and you all should too. I hope she dies.

How are reporters supposed to report on a story if they don't talk to people that were there?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

I'm a disaster actor AMA.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
How does twitter work? How did those journos get onto her so quickly? What hashtag did she use?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

Three Olives posted:

How are reporters supposed to report on a story if they don't talk to people that were there?

They shouldn't be lazy and ask on the internet, they should get off their rear end and drive to oregon to get the scoop.
Also reporters should start incidents so they can be the first on the scene for the scoop!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...


hey kayla it's lou bloom gimme a call, stay alive haha!

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Kilmers Elbow posted:

I'm a disaster actor AMA.

When someone fires a blank at you do you do that Bonanza thing where you clutch your abdomen and go "It's gettin dark....and so cold...."

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Three Olives posted:

How are reporters supposed to report on a story if they don't talk to people that were there?

by loving them

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

im still waiting for the first celebrity to be murdered at an all american mass shooting before we do anything as a nation

:911:

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Three Olives posted:

How are reporters supposed to report on a story if they don't talk to people that were there?

Do reporters call you to do reports about keurig or do they contact the people in charge of dealing keurig matters? In this case (and all other cases) keurig is a disaster.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funky See Funky Do posted:

How does twitter work? How did those journos get onto her so quickly? What hashtag did she use?

There is software for it that track geolocation and keywords for breaking news.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
oh cool now we get to hear about this in the news 24/7 for a week and some people will say GUNS BAD and some people will say NOT THE GUNS and nothing will change and rich people will get richer and poor people will do drugs and get killed by cops


:toot:

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Three Olives posted:

How are reporters supposed to report on a story if they don't talk to people that were there?

Hmm yes some poor girls trauma is important news and not just horror porn entertainment

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
america: fat uneducated solipsistic violent manaiacs thru and thru

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

City of Tampa posted:

oh cool now we get to hear about this in the news 24/7 for a week and some people will say GUNS BAD and some people will say NOT THE GUNS and nothing will change and rich people will get richer and poor people will do drugs and get killed by cops


:toot:

Thank goodness I'm from St Pete.

Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.

XMNN posted:

aren't you finnish how'd you end up an exact scale model of an american conservative racialist?

lern2banter, nerd

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Thank goodness I'm from St Pete.

I would rather be in Tampa than St Pete.

Except for Ybor because gently caress Ybor.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
If all the kindergarteners getting shot at Newtown didn't change anything, nothing will.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
CNN really going with the gun free zone angle

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Hector Beerlioz posted:

If all the kindergarteners getting shot at Newtown didn't change anything, nothing will.

Well you see if all those kindergarteners had guns, Newtown would never have happened. :clint:

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Thank goodness I'm from St Pete.

I live in Safety Harbor now actually (shhhh)

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
The police scanner from the time of the shooting said 20 victims with approximately 15 deceased

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

im gay posted:

Why are all school shooters white nerds who frequent the internet?

gently caress you, round eye pig dog!

titanium
Mar 11, 2004

NONE SHALL PASS!
At some point someone is going to die while hiding from a school shooter thanks to their phone chiming as news stations tweet at them for high value interviews.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Guy on CNN is already saying, "It's a gun-free zone, but not to the shooter! All the shooter knows is nobody else has guns. And what about campus security? Are they allowed to have guns?!"

:suicide:

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
Guns are fine. Gun culture in the US is pretty hosed up.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
My job used to be to get journalists and photographers to the scenes of crimes/accidents/whatever I deemed newsworthy and I can tell you with 100% certainly something you all already know. Journalists that work in crime reporting are human scum. You can hear the excitement in their voices rise the worse the incident you describe to them is. This was before twitter, I can imagine them all sitting around the crime desk on their phones constantly searching for gory keywords now.

Snowman Crossing
Dec 4, 2009

Tiberius Christ posted:

im still waiting for the first celebrity to be murdered at an all american mass shooting before we do anything as a nation

:911:

you are perfectly free to wring your hands

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Hector Beerlioz posted:

If all the kindergarteners getting shot at Newtown didn't change anything, nothing will.

Nothing's going to change because people need guns to defend themselves in rural areas from coyotes and hogs and the like, but this means that people also think that they need a rail gun to protect their homes. That, combined with severely lacking mental health services, coping behaviors, social pariah leanings towards those who seek assistance and the world generally sucking means poo poo ain't gonna change even if someone literally vomits guns on babies live on tv.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

BBC posted:

The college is located in Roseburg, Oregon, a rural area about 175 miles (281 km) south of Portland.

maybe they went loco over THIS poo poo

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Cool we need more of these dudes alive. The mentality of a spree killer is still too mysterious

Let's dissect his brain while he's still alive

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

titanium posted:

At some point someone is going to die while hiding from a school shooter thanks to their phone chiming as news stations tweet at them for high value interviews.

Hi this is Lance Jones from Channel 69 Actionews, would you describe your current pain as piercing or searing?

HenryKrinkle
Jun 21, 2003

https://archive.is/6z0Mk

surely this has been posted already but.

EDIT: page 3 oops

HenryKrinkle fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Oct 1, 2015

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





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Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

My job used to be to get journalists and photographers to the scenes of crimes/accidents/whatever I deemed newsworthy and I can tell you with 100% certainly something you all already know. Journalists that work in crime reporting are human scum. You can hear the excitement in their voices rise the worse the incident you describe to them is. This was before twitter, I can imagine them all sitting around the crime desk on their phones constantly searching for gory keywords now.

if you think that's hosed up, try watching politicans jizz themselves for all the new security legislation that will remove those pesky privacy protections to "prevent these incidents from happening ever again"

Snowman Crossing
Dec 4, 2009

"EXCUSE me-"

*shoves EMT away from gunshot victim*

"-I'm in the middle of an interview here."

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Triple A posted:

lern2banter, nerd
its a real question i thought you were an american you do it so well. what broke in your brain im guessing alcohol snow and incest were involved somehow

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FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

Pawn 17 posted:

Is this what it's like to post on a "relevant" message board?

if that's relevant i'm happy to be irrelevant.

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