Another endlessly looping terrible gun control thread

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OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

We can prevent this by equiping gun stores with mind reading devices so they can identify undiagnosed paranoid schizophrenics.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 19:43

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 14:25

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

im gay posted:

https://archive.moe/r9k/thread/22785073/

Link doesn't work. Did some 4chan dude do this?

Edit: lol

OMG JC a Bomb! fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Oct 1, 2015

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 19:54

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Nostrum posted:

not that it will surprise anyone but apparently this was a false flag to distract us from russia bombing syria

https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3343466/posts

I'm pretty sure ABC's primetime comedy lineup is doing that well enough.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 20:13

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Umpqua Umpqua doompety doo I've got a handgun pointed at you

lol

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 20:15

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Kilmers Elbow posted:

I'm a disaster actor AMA.

When someone fires a blank at you do you do that Bonanza thing where you clutch your abdomen and go "It's gettin dark....and so cold...."

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 20:24

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

drat he killed ten people? That's half a Chicago weekend!

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 20:57

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

What's the media going to call Pepe before some intern bothers to do any research at all?

Killer frog man
Gun toad
Green man who likes marlyn Manson and Doom

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 21:07

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Josh Lyman posted:

Neil Cavuto just invoked gun-free zone. "It doesn't make a difference sometimes."

Gun Free Zones: A Muslim Conspiracy?

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 21:10

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

starry skies above posted:

People on r9k are saying it's this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWQZ-4Wblqg

His head is an egg.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 21:13

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Kilmers Elbow posted:

HAES folk impeding police checks and putting everyone else in danger due to bags full of sugar.

They survived by pretending to be beanbag chairs in the student rec center.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 21:20

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Pepe Coins

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 21:58

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

He raised the rifle. "Do you believe in God?"

The girl's eyes hardened with resolve. She drew her final breath and spoke.

"I'm gay."

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 22:06

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Beef Turret posted:

It's the 13th anniversary of 4chan

Officially too old for their own sexual preferences

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 22:49

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

kindermord posted:

hellthread will always be with us

People died today.

"WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEE!??!!"

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 22:53

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

lmfao at Tariq Nasheed

2000, The Art of Mackin', ISBN 0971135339, a New York Times Bestseller[21]
2004, Play or Be Played: What Every Female Should Know About Men, Dating, and Relationships, ISBN 1439188769[21]
2005, The Mack Within, ISBN 144062514X[21]
2008, The Art Of Gold Digging , ISBN 0971135320[21]
2009, The Elite Way: 10 Rules Men Must Know in Order to Deal With Women, ISBN 0971135347[21]

Sounds like he feels the same way about women as the shooter

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 02:29

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

He spent all that time getting swole and women still wouldn't touch his dick

lol

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 02:48

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

There once was a man named Vester Flanagan
Inspiring killers on 4chan again
They Fired at police and that's what ended them
For poor old Vester Flanagan

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 02:51

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

The Puppet Master posted:

�Each time this happens, I�m going to bring this up,� he said. �Each time this happens, I am going to say that we can actually do something about it but we�re going to have to change our laws. And this is not something I can do by myself.�

By one count, the Roseburg massacre was the 994th mass shooting in the US since Obama was reelected in late 2012.

OBAMA: PRAYER IS NOT ENOUGH

IS OBAMA making GBS threads ON THE FACE OF OUR LORD!?

BILL O'REILLY TELLS THE HARD TRUTHS TONIGHT ON THE O'REILLY FACTOR

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 02:59

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Over 95% of mass shootings are committed by men. Mostly straight white men. That statistic should be front and center in every news story. �Why are there so many mass shootings?� is the wrong question.

Instead ask �Why are there so many mass shootings committed by men?" This is irrefutable. Yet talking about how toxic forms of masculinity impact our society in devastating ways is too uncomfortable for most.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 03:23

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

boy howdy it really sucked to be that egghead guy before, and it's going to be ROUGH now.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 03:33

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Gov. Mike Huckabee ‏@GovMikeHuckabee 6h6 hours ago
My prayers are with everyone in Oregon. May the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, guard your hearts

he didn't guard their heads that well lol

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 04:07

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

It would suck to be the first person to be asked if you're a Christian.

If he's from 4chan and you say yes, you're dead.

If he's from Stormfront and you say no, you're dead.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 04:45

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

this guy reminds me of david berkowitz. a broken brained loser with no innate personality desperately trying to forge an identity while at the same time massaging his murder boner.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 15:19

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Wait so that dude just ran at the guy with gun, got shot a bunch of times, and then the gunman just kind of shrugged and went back to shooting anyone he saw?

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 19:18

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

rear end cobra posted:

First the evil marines who assaulted the poor guy who just found some weapons on the train in Frqance and now this??

They stopped that guy though.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 19:24

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

I will not name the shooter in this the year of our Lord 2015 where everyone can find out anything about anyone at any time if they're determined enough. #bravery #sheriffstrong

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 19:33

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

PhyrexianLibrarian posted:

Reminder: This is the sheriff in charge of the Oregon investigation

Lmao

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 20:25

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 14:25

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

https://youtu.be/gId2HsHvSgs

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 21:21

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