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starry skies above
Aug 23, 2015

by zen death robot
But I am miserable because I forbid myself the stuff from Monday to Friday evening.

Alcohol makes me feel great. Why wouldn't a person want to feel like that all the time?

I normally consume a liter of whiskey over a weekend.

Do I have a problem?

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Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

starry skies above posted:

Do I have a problem?

Only if it causes health, financial, legal, or social problems.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Internetjack posted:

Only if it causes health, financial, legal, or social problems.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
I think I jack off too much, is it a problem?


Internetjack posted:

Only if it causes health, financial, legal, or social problems.


I put all my payday money on the lotto and i lost, do i have a prob


Internetjack posted:

Only if it causes health, financial, legal, or social problems.

im gay

Internetjack posted:

Only if it causes health, financial, legal, or social problems.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

you should start microdosing mushrooms

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

just do a bunch of drugs all the time

rotate them out so you don't get addicted too heavily to one thing or another

it's cool. everything is cool

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

yeah, it seems to be an easy question to answer

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



starry skies above posted:

But I am miserable because I forbid myself the stuff from Monday to Friday

Do I have a problem?

Capitalism

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Internetjack posted:

Only if it causes health, financial, legal, or social problems.

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."
A liter of whiskey in two days is not that much dork

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."
I loving bet you count Fridays too.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
You drink less than my wife.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I'm confused.

Do you mean you want to drink alcohol all the time as in "I want to feel good and fun all the time?" If so, thats totally normal, nobody ever wants to feel bored and stuff.

Or do you mean "Monday through Friday I'm just sitting there, counting the minutes until the weekend comes and I can have a drink?" If so, you need some stuff to do like hobbies or dating or the like.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
yeah i assume you are pretty young because holy poo poo alcohol is fun when you are a teen and in your 20s but it starts to do a number on your body by the time you hit 30

ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer
here is the list of non-cigarette foods i have had today:

half a bagel for breakfast
seven beers for dinner

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014
turned 30, get headache after 2 bud light tall boys, kill self.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

The Dregs posted:

You drink less than my wife.

lol

(how's her sobriety holding up, btw? i haven't seen any updates in your thread)

ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer

fivethree posted:

turned 30, get headache after 2 bud light tall boys, kill self.

tbqh my hangovers got really bad when i hit 30

i still get trashed all the time though, who cares

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007

fivethree posted:

turned 30, get headache after 2 bud light tall boys, kill self.

Maybe just drink non garbage beer. Tasting Bud Light puts me in a bad place too.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

lol

(how's her sobriety holding up, btw? i haven't seen any updates in your thread)

5 days and nary a sign of a threesome on the horizon, god damnit

starry skies above
Aug 23, 2015

by zen death robot
This is what I picked up for the weekend:



I normally buy cheap whiskey like Old Crow but I'm in the mood for sweet poo poo this weekend.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Yea, I want to drink liquid that turns off all my worries while cranking up the volume in the chill center of my brain all the time too.

The trick is taking a beer-cation and just get annihilated for a week or two :cheers:

down n out fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Oct 2, 2015

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Alcohol is painful to our bodies because God doesn't want us to be happy.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
If you don't drink beer a lot you hate u

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
i drink a lot of beer

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
alcohol cleans the body of toxins

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
drinking alcohol all the time sounds like a good idea but then poo poo hits the fan
and you're like dying and poo poo and theres blood wow
and you keep drinking. all the time

funner than being sober

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

RIP

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

by Lowtax
My life goal is to somehow be drunk forever

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
eat fresh

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
can't wait to be drunk all the time in the future when my nanomachines prevent hangovers and brain dablage

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
when i was 21 i realized i was too smart for society. as a solution i started drinking, hoping to kill some brain cells to get to the same level as the common man. here it is 50 years later, and i'm still partying like a college frat student

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Many clinical diagnoses include that the symptoms of the disorder create an impediment to regular functioning in society. Therefore, functional alcoholism is not a problem at all.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

When I drink, I always feel really dried out later. I dislike the feeling, and I dislike the taste of alcohol anyway, so I only drink socially, and even then, maybe a single glass that I probably will not finish.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

starry skies above posted:

This is what I picked up for the weekend:



I normally buy cheap whiskey like Old Crow but I'm in the mood for sweet poo poo this weekend.

if you're drinking beam, you're drinking cheap whiskey

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

Sizone posted:

if you're drinking beam, you're drinking cheap whiskey

poo poo is still good though. Don't be a snob. Actually, regular Beam is good, I don't know about that weird poo poo there. I think the Japs may be screwing with the brand too much.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
smoke weed

alcoholism is a chumps disease and will kill you dead 3/10 would not recommend

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Sizone posted:

if you're drinking beam, you're drinking cheap whiskey

why would you buy beam when you could buy evan williams

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

starry skies above posted:

This is what I picked up for the weekend:



I normally buy cheap whiskey like Old Crow but I'm in the mood for sweet poo poo this weekend.

But that is a cheap whiskey

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H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

XMNN posted:

smoke weed

alcoholism is a chumps disease and will kill you dead 3/10 would not recommend

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