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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...them-to-or-not/quote:You can already rate restaurants, hotels, movies, college classes, government agencies and bowel movements online. I wonder if this will be like regular Yelp and they'll put fake reviews saying "HAS A SMALL DICK - 0 STARS" and allow you to pay to remove them.
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:49 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 08:52 |
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if I had the opportunity to rate this thread
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:50 |
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Yeah, this couldn't possibly be a bad idea.
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:58 |
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:00 |
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this is a great idea to get sued
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:00 |
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Yelp isn't doing this moron it's some stupid start up and its going to crash and burn
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:00 |
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wow gently caress the future
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:00 |
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facebook WILL do something like this eventually though but they will have an amazing PR squad and everyone will halfheartedly embrace the idea. it's kind of what they already do.
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:01 |
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Hitler will be 3.5-4 stars
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:01 |
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Bagsie Josh Duggar, Bristol Palin, and Joe Biden's dead son.
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:03 |
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Bacontotem posted:Hitler will be 3.5-4 stars that low? hosed up
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:03 |
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TOOT BOOT posted:that low? hosed up 1 stars weight pretty heavily on the scale.
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:05 |
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TOOT BOOT - Patient zero of AIDs after he hosed a gay monkey. 3 Stars And the above stays on their site FOREVER.
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:06 |
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MeowMeowBeenz
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:07 |
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aautomatic one stars for all white males, i just don't like them
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:09 |
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quote:If you haven’t registered for the site, and thus can’t contest those negative ratings, your profile only shows positive reviews. Then everyone is sitting around not registering because they're all counting on everyone else to register. Then the site goes bankrupt and the founder faceplants into a volcano. win win. tetsuo fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Oct 2, 2015 |
# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:11 |
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you know the saying fives have lives fours have chores threes have fleas twos have blues and ones dont get a rhyme because they're garbage
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:16 |
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I am an OK person. Not great, not terrible. Pretty average.
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:16 |
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That's stupid, it subjects Yelp to civil liability under defamation statutes as to the publication requirement.
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:17 |
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Kumo posted:That's stupid, it subjects Yelp to civil liability under defamation statutes as to the publication requirement.
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:20 |
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symbolic posted:wow gently caress the future
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:21 |
Washington Post posted:You can’t opt out — once someone puts your name in the Peeple system, it’s there unless you violate the site’s terms of service. so in order to get my name and any bad reviews removed all I have to do is register and break the rules? it probably doesn't apply to future reviews though because the people who came up with this poo poo are brainless fuckwads. I have no idea how they're going to guarantee anyone uses their real name either, it's not hard to make a Facebook account that does not actually identify you. hopefully this dies when one of the founders/investors gets targeted for defamation and not when somebody who doesn't even know this exists gets hurt through this 'service'.
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:36 |
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:I have no idea how they're going to guarantee anyone uses their real name either, it's not hard to make a Facebook account that does not actually identify you. They'll probably just harvest everyone's name from a site like Radaris
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:38 |
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Wasn't there something like that where women rated men? Called Lulu.
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:39 |
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:so in order to get my name and any bad reviews removed all I have to do is register and break the rules? it probably doesn't apply to future reviews though because the people who came up with this poo poo are brainless fuckwads. I have no idea how they're going to guarantee anyone uses their real name either, it's not hard to make a Facebook account that does not actually identify you. hopefully this dies when one of the founders/investors gets targeted for defamation and not when somebody who doesn't even know this exists gets hurt through this 'service'. I'm sure Yelp will accept money from you to remove the bad reviews. It's what they do for their business reviews.
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:40 |
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:41 |
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Now you can rate the restaurant you went to on your date and that dumb bitch who ordered the most expensive thing on the menu and didn't put out at the same time. That's called synergy.
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:45 |
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Too lazy to find a clip of the Meow Meow Beanz episode of Community, but this is literally what it is about. The obvious fall out was done well in the episode at least. I'm a 5 and I only hang out with other 5s
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:46 |
etalian posted:I'm sure Yelp will accept money from you to remove the bad reviews. why don't the businesses just sue them? assuming they are a big enough company to afford the lawyers anyway
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:47 |
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:so in order to get my name and any bad reviews removed all I have to do is register and break the rules? Negative reviews only show on your profile once you register. Just never register and only positive reviews show. Lesson: never register.
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:48 |
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tetsuo posted:No, the article addresses this.
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:51 |
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fojar38 5 stars "never have i had my dick sucked so frequently and so vigorously"
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:53 |
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Murder All Technocrats
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:54 |
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could anyone make it so the internet continues to reveal massive cover ups, wars, schemes, and unite and educate all minorities giving them power and a voice but make it stop being used to literally and entirely ruin the fabric of society and the personalities of the great majority of people who live in modern capitalist countries? please?
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:54 |
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John Smith is all like...
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:54 |
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Hobohemian posted:Now you can rate the restaurant you went to on your date and that dumb bitch who ordered the most expensive thing on the menu and didn't put out at the same time. That's called synergy. 1/5 for date, paid for expensive dinner but did not get home run
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 02:54 |
tetsuo posted:No, the article addresses this. Ah, didn't read far enough. So only the people who are as shortsighted as the founders are at risk, as long as there is strict policing on ensuring users do not do fun things like write positive reviews in such a way as to defame someone's character anyway. this future blows i want a different one
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 03:00 |
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Shumagorath posted:easy enough to get around this by wording a positive review with a lot of sarcasm / back-handedness and lol just lol if they are going to run any real text processing to figure that out tetsuo fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Oct 2, 2015 |
# ? Oct 2, 2015 03:01 |
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*Dennis Reynolds voice* I'M A FIVE STAR MAN!!!
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 03:04 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 08:52 |
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Cherry 2000 predicted the future of millenial dating: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urS8GmwmeWQ
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# ? Oct 2, 2015 03:06 |