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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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THINGS TO DISCUSS

-Bound for Glory is this Sunday! Undoubtedly the biggest TNA PPV in years!

-Hurricane Joaquin might cause trouble, though

-Jeff Jarrett no longer owns any part of TNA.

IF I MISSED ANYTHING I'M SORRY!

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rovert
Jun 10, 2013
No.

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009
What the hell is a KOTM champ?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Sotar posted:

What the hell is a KOTM champ?

King of the Mountain. An extremely confusing match type for a title that was won by Jarrett and taken to GFW, then I guess won back for TNA? I didn't see TNA win it back but I'm presuming that happened.

e: nobody watches TNA

quote:

Impact last night in the 9 p.m. time slot did 275,000 viewers, slightly up from 272,000 last week, but still the fourth lowest since the move to Wednesday. The midnight replay did 69,000 viewers. The show was the go-home show for Bound for Glory, headlined by Drew Galloway & Matt Hardy vs. Ethan Carter III & Tyrus.

ROH did 127,000 viewers for a show headlined by Shinsuke Nakamura vs.Adam Cole. It is the second lowest number for ROH since getting on Destination America.

flashy_mcflash fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Oct 2, 2015

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

jeff jarrett won the title in a king of the mountain match, immediately vacated it, and then pj black won it in another king of the mountain match. Bobby Roode won it from him in a regular match

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

according to Dave the KOTM title has never been defended in a KOTM match

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

CaptainYesterday posted:

IF I MISSED ANYTHING I'M SORRY!

Where the hell is the Shera Shuffle?

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Where the hell is the Shera Shuffle?

Have you been living under a rock? It's everywhere!

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


Aw it seems like just last year that Bound For Glory was in the path of a storm and one of TNA's dull-witted employees fired off a tasteless twe...

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Alain Post posted:

Have you been living under a rock? It's everywhere!

Have you been living under a rock? It's the Shera Shake now!

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

flashy_mcflash posted:

Aw it seems like just last year that Bound For Glory was in the path of a storm and one of TNA's dull-witted employees fired off a tasteless twe...



tna sucks and has always sucked. I'll miss these threads

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009

oatgan posted:

jeff jarrett won the title in a king of the mountain match, immediately vacated it, and then pj black won it in another king of the mountain match. Bobby Roode won it from him in a regular match

Oh, so now it is like the T.V. title that will be completely forgotten about?

Who am I kidding this whole company will be forgotten about in a few months.

TomWaitsForNoMan
May 28, 2003

By Any Means Necessary

Sotar posted:

Oh, so now it is like the T.V. title that will be completely forgotten about?

Who am I kidding this whole company will be forgotten about in a few months.

It is literally the same belt as the TV/Global/Legends title

Xerzes
May 16, 2012



Reminder: Shane Helms has, surprisingly, never worked for TNA.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
TNA Sucks.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
T! NA! T! NA!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Is Smashing Pumpkin guy still there?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

AfroLine posted:

Is Smashing Pumpkin guy still there?

You know what? I haven't heard anything from Corgan in a while. Last thing I remember was him insisting on Twitter that Destination America cancelling Impact is a big elaborate storyline that fooled everyone.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Xerzes posted:

Reminder: Shane Helms has, surprisingly, never worked for TNA.

He's been an agent since early this year.

Malikov
Jan 25, 2015

Doo-Wop Duodenum posted:

tna sucks and has always sucked. I'll miss these threads

they're not going anywhere

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Pope Corky the IX posted:

You know what? I haven't heard anything from Corgan in a while. Last thing I remember was him insisting on Twitter that Destination America cancelling Impact is a big elaborate storyline that fooled everyone.

I think he's inducting Hebner into their HOF on Sunday. I don't know if that's on the actual PPV or if it was pretaped though. As far as I know he hasn't done anything else for TNA besides apparently coming up with the concept for the Doll House and I guess securing the rights to use Doll Parts as their theme.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

flashy_mcflash posted:

I think he's inducting Hebner into their HOF on Sunday. I don't know if that's on the actual PPV or if it was pretaped though. As far as I know he hasn't done anything else for TNA besides apparently coming up with the concept for the Doll House and I guess securing the rights to use Doll Parts as their theme.

That's one of the most fascinating things about TNA. They make these huge announcements, with press releases and videos, hyping a new wrestler or backstage talent or event or initiative, and then it's cancelled or ignored within a week.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

quote:

PeroxWhy?Gen’s new album “Within the Cygnus Rift” is now available for purchase through iTunes, Amazon, and Google Play.

Track listing:

1 – Reflection
2 – Submission
3 – Obtuse
4 – Presence
5 – RebelYes
6 – MetalBed
7 – Metaphors
8 – Scenario
9 – Obsolete
10 – HumansGone
11 – PhysicalElse
12 – Distance
13 – Placate

HumansGone is about TNA's declining attendance.

e: it seems the HOF induction's happening in Virginia this weekend and not at BFG

quote:

Tomorrow, 10/3, TNA will be in Salem, VA at The Civic Center with TNA Senior Official Earl Hebner being inducted into the TNA Hall of Fame by Billy Corgan and more.

flashy_mcflash fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Oct 2, 2015

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Did TNA even do anything much with Hebner or is he there entirely because of the name value he got from WWE?




(Guessing as it's TNA of course they repeated the screwjob angle, likely multiple times)

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

They did use him for screwjobs (what else would you do with him) and actually had merch for him that said 'drat Right I did' (in response to the 'You Screwed Bret' chants he used to get) which actually sold pretty well at the one TNA house show I went to around 2009.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

the building where BFG is being held has regular wrestling shows there that only do 400-500. ICP ran there and didn't do much better.

BFG is gonna look like a jonestown gathering.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:


:aaaaa:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I liked the fan who commented on that "so nice of you to visit the local homeless shelter"

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
The peak of Earl Hebner's TNA run had to be either this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akJ4ZGn1sco

or:

quote:

I Will take ur blow j when u are ready 2 give it 2 me

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Dave Hebner posted:

I Will take ur blow j when u are ready 2 give it 2 me

Swerved

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

dsriggs posted:

The peak of Earl Hebner's TNA run had to be either this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akJ4ZGn1sco

or:

Wasn't there that group pic of TNA people, and he's groping ODB?

Illinois Smith
Nov 15, 2003

Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?
Are you still gonna make these once a month when it's finally dead?

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




Illinois Smith posted:

Are you still gonna make these once a month when it's finally dead?

Kaz... I can still feel the thread...

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
SA will die before TNA.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
TNA is like a worse type of cockroach. It outlive us all and its mating call will be this.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

You people told me this thing was dying in September.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

I loving love Finn Balor.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




nooneofconsequence posted:

You people told me this thing was dying in September.

That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.

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dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
They're LITERALLY hanging from the rafters!

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