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Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress Muslims

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Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

pro click

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


The Flames will be a good team!

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies
*knows about the English political happenings*

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy

Linux Pirate posted:

*has reputation of being really nice*

*is actually a passive aggressive rear end in a top hat*

:canada:

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
*puts maple syrup on everything*

*puts maple syrup on snow, eats with stick*

*cums maple syrup*

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


*shops in Buffalo*

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy

The Aardvark posted:

*shops in Buffalo*

*drives to NY to fly because it's cheaper than Air Canada*

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


October Revolution posted:

*drives to NY to fly because it's cheaper than Air Canada*

*laughs at American tourists at Niagara*

littleorv
Jan 29, 2011

*loving hates Aboriginals

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I live 2 hours from the border but I can't go to Canada because I can't afford car insurance. :(

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


*claims good Mexican food, sells garbage TexMex instead*

Republican Vampire
Jun 2, 2007

nationalized healthcare is a drat decent thing

makes me proud of where I come from

also im canada's version of nixon lol

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

The Aardvark posted:

*laughs at American tourists at Niagara*

tbf the american side of niagara is the epitome of dead rust belt town, and it doesnt even have a ripleys museum

i went to niagara a decade ago and all i can really remember is the ripleys museum, a two-story wendy's, and not being able to see fuckin poo poo on the maid of the mist boat because i don't wear contacts

also is regina really pronounced like vagina? what the gently caress canada

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

MassaShowtime posted:

gently caress yea blue jays CANADA's TEAM WOOOO suck it maple leafs

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010

Infidel Castro posted:

Sorry to bother ya, but we call them 'darts' around here. Maybe you should think about coming up to lovely Regina and learning a bit about Canada, eh?

Here's a tourism video I made a few years back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74B5kMLNd5Q

It's a bit misleading since it doesn't show anyone getting stabbed in an alleyway, but I think i'ts pretty good.

*Goes back to eating all-dressed chips while watching the drat Jets blow another 3rd period lead*

Saskatoon's better than that foul smelling garbage water dump.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

numberoneposter posted:

*is from BC and is broke as gently caress*

*is from NS and is broke as gently caress*

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
*masturbates to Hudson's Bay catalogue into a wool sock*

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
*turns on heat in late september*

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
riots over hockey game

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

*shotguns a poutine *

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Gonna get me some KD to eat with my Timmy's

Ricardio
Dec 3, 2012

Completely Consensual
Timmy's is horrible coffee, hockey loving sucks #notallcanadians

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Moose. Indian.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

hooooly geeeze eh?!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

*lives in Minnesota*

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
<Is loving insufferable while travelling abroad>

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
*is under 35 so hates Harper but still won't vote*

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

Blistex posted:

<Is loving insufferable while travelling abroad>

hey buddy, we are loving insufferable at home too

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
sorry

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

October Revolution posted:

*puts maple syrup on everything*

*puts maple syrup on snow, eats with stick*

*cums maple syrup*

One more month unnnngh can't wait

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

*mocks Americans in Minnesota complaining about the cold

*lives in Victoria

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

shiksa posted:

tbf the american side of niagara is the epitome of dead rust belt town, and it doesnt even have a ripleys museum

i went to niagara a decade ago and all i can really remember is the ripleys museum, a two-story wendy's, and not being able to see fuckin poo poo on the maid of the mist boat because i don't wear contacts


Its the most American part of Canada. There is a Hard Rock, Planet Hollywood, TGI Friday's and Dave & Buster's there now. They also opened a new casino but never closed the old one because people kept going to it. The rest of the city is poo poo but the titty bars are decent.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
The plant shut down today. I'mm be on the pogey until they reopen.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

lol americans had slavery they're so racist

ARGH QUEBEC, ARGH ABORIGINALS, MOSLEMS ARE SCARY ORGHUE LES ANGLOS, BLAH ABORIGINALS AGAIN, NIQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABS

*votes against own self-interest*

OlmanRiver
Mar 30, 2011
I'm gonna go run for Terry Fox!

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
quebecois are a unique and distinctive race

more like dICK
Feb 15, 2010

This is inevitable.
*votes harper*
*hates aboriginals*
*is literally just a smugger American*

more like dICK
Feb 15, 2010

This is inevitable.

flakeloaf posted:

lol americans had slavery they're so racist

ARGH QUEBEC, ARGH ABORIGINALS, MOSLEMS ARE SCARY ORGHUE LES ANGLOS, BLAH ABORIGINALS AGAIN, NIQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABS

*votes against own self-interest*

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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

ghosthorse posted:

*is under 35 so hates Harper but still won't vote*

*hates Harper but is politically ignorant so votes NDP*

TRUDEAU'S GONNA LEGALIZE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

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