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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

how many months do you leave your kicks in the deep freeze to Destroy The Stench?

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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
i just wear mine into the shower

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
LOL, Just lol, if you don't walk/run so much that your shoes fall the gently caress apart before the stench sets in.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I boil them in my soup. I know it's a bit unorthodox but I figure the important thing is that they're mixed in with the food that you eat.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i febreze em

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I keep em in the crisper because the freshness of the vegetables rubs off on the sneaks

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

VendaGoat posted:

LOL, Just lol, if you don't walk/run so much that your shoes fall the gently caress apart before the stench sets in.
these are my nike blazers that somehow got a case of the foot stench and i put them in the freezer in a ziplock way in the back probably in march of last year and forgot about them lol

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Just dont wear them every day, let them breathe a bit betwrrn wears

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

numberoneposter posted:

these are my nike blazers that somehow got a case of the foot stench and i put them in the freezer in a ziplock way in the back probably in march of last year and forgot about them lol

How the gently caress does this happen?

No really.

How the gently caress do you forget about, miss the fact there are some huge rear end sneakers in your ice box? Are you gently caress blind?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

VendaGoat posted:

How the gently caress does this happen?

No really.

How the gently caress do you forget about, miss the fact there are some huge rear end sneakers in your ice box? Are you gently caress blind?
i put them in a ziplock and then a dark shoe bag

just blended in

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

just lol if you have a freezer

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

VendaGoat posted:

How the gently caress does this happen?

No really.

How the gently caress do you forget about, miss the fact there are some huge rear end sneakers in your ice box? Are you gently caress blind?

they were in a ziplock bag. real easy to overlook in a freezer, imo

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

lol if you dont own 7 pairs of shoes and rotate them for each day of the week lol just lol @ you plebs

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

numberoneposter posted:

i put them in a ziplock and then a dark shoe bag

just blended in

You don't see the dark bag, every time you open the loving door and think. "Yep, those are my sneakers."

gently caress man. That would be like pulling into your garage and going. Huh? Is that my trash can there in the corner? I mean I see it every week, when I take it to the curb, but gently caress if it doesn't blend the gently caress in with the decor I chose for the garage.

What loving pot do you people smoke? Give me some. Please!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

numberoneposter posted:

i put them in a ziplock and then a dark shoe bag

just blended in

Wtf is a shoe bag

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

VendaGoat posted:

You don't see the dark bag, every time you open the loving door and think. "Yep, those are my sneakers."

gently caress man. That would be like pulling into your garage and going. Huh? Is that my trash can there in the corner? I mean I see it every week, when I take it to the curb, but gently caress if it doesn't blend the gently caress in with the decor I chose for the garage.

What loving pot do you people smoke? Give me some. Please!

haven't you ever pulled your car into the garage, and just forgot it was there for a few months? it happens man.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mange Mite posted:

Wtf is a shoe bag

A used Condom? IDK WTF these people are about anymore.

Christ!

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
if your nikes are neon colored put them in the loving trash

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

jarvis cocker posted:

if your nikes are neon colored put them in the loving trash

neon nikes go in the fridge, actually.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


i just burn them and then little gail gets the belt

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i still didnt take them out yet i thought i would post about it first

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I have some potstickers from Costco in my freezer

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
nikes in the freezer i know, i know, it's serious

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
keepin my Pumas in the pie cooler

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i wash my shoes with soap and water

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
They call them sneakers, but sometimes they squeak. *squeak* limp *sqweek.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I never wash my shoes and I only wear socks at work

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Throw some Arm & Hammer in there and leave em outside for a day or so and you should be good.

Hot Cosby
Sep 23, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
sneakers is such a gay word

tennis shoes is equally bad cause tennis is p gay

athletic shoes is pretty neutral but you'd dound like hank hill saying that

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



why don't u try showering ursel ffirst op

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i put them in a bag filled with salt and rubbing alchohol and smoke the residue

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Real men wear boots.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I wash my feet regularly so they don't stink.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
Why my shoes smell

:nws:
http://m.imgur.com/XExLaiJ

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

mark may isn't certain what to make of that

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Hahahahahahahaha

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