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Every so often toss some loving tube steak in them. I mean, they wash you skid marked rear end pampers. They put up with your incessant need to take up fly fishing, model building and other bullshit hobbies. Every once in a while, just act like your wife is the greatest gently caress on the entire Earth. I guarantee you, what cums after you do, will be loving phenomenal. Is it really so loving hard to act like your wife is the one lay upon this Earth you can't resist? Like, if ISIS was gonna behead your fat, lethargic rear end and gave you one final lay. How hard would you bone whomever you chose? Just once in a while, act like that's you wife. I bet you get a steak dinner and a blowjob out of it. gently caress your wives.* *paid for by the vendagoat for wife loving campaign.
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Oct 2, 2015 06:02
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Pro tip: if you don't gently caress your wife somebody else will.
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Wertjoe posted:Pro tip: if you don't gently caress your wife somebody else will. Jesus Christ, THIS!
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Oct 2, 2015 06:03
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Wertjoe posted:Pro tip: if you don't gently caress your wife somebody else will. thats my fetish (cuck)
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you dont want this to be you
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Oct 2, 2015 06:04
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But I'm too lazy.
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Oct 2, 2015 06:04
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that sloppy bitch never washes my car, why should i gently caress her
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TEAYCHES posted:im gay lol nice av. somebody gave you an early christmas present huh
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Oct 2, 2015 06:05
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But what if she suddenly pops out another kid? I'm not sure the positives outweigh the negatives here, OP
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Oct 2, 2015 06:06
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error1 posted:But what if she suddenly pops out another kid? I'm not sure the positives outweigh the negatives here, OP just ejaculate on her face to remind her she belongs to the lesser gender this is real simple stuff you moron
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error1 posted:But what if she suddenly pops out another kid? I'm not sure the positives outweigh the negatives here, OP She will regardless, just it won't look like you.
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error1 posted:But what if she suddenly pops out another kid? I'm not sure the positives outweigh the negatives here, OP
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Oct 2, 2015 06:08
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cuck ur [multiple] wives
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Edgar posted:But I'm too lazy. Lift a thing, fucko. error1 posted:But what if she suddenly pops out another kid? I'm not sure the positives outweigh the negatives here, OP https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasectomy
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You can tell some people have never given a woman an orgasm here. They just want more and more. Like two hours later you're all out of ways to make her cum, so you start twistin the nips and gnawing on the clit like a animal. By looking at my past post history you can tell that's the only reason my wife puts up with my lovely alcoholism.
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Horniest Manticore posted:lol nice av. somebody gave you an early christmas present huh i believe someone got mad lol
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VendaGoat posted:
No she bloody well doesn't, I have to wash hers. And then she doesn't put them away. Also no steak - that would require buying food and then cooking it, two things that don't happen. Wife loving does tend to reduce the frequency and intensity of whining about other things though, so I am onboard with the Vendagoat for wife loving campaign.
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Oct 2, 2015 06:17
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Saga posted:No she bloody well doesn't, I have to wash hers. And then she doesn't put them away. Also no steak - that would require buying food and then cooking it, two things that don't happen. low t beta cuck
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Saga posted:No she bloody well doesn't, I have to wash hers. And then she doesn't put them away. Also no steak - that would require buying food and then cooking it, two things that don't happen. beta bitch
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Saga posted:No she bloody well doesn't, I have to wash hers. And then she doesn't put them away. Also no steak - that would require buying food and then cooking it, two things that don't happen. Division of Labor my Man. Work dat poo poo out. If dat poo poo is still not fair, then I say, Hope you got a prenup.
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Lard Goat posted:You can tell some people have never given a woman an orgasm here. They just want more and more. Like two hours later you're all out of ways to make her cum, so you start twistin the nips and gnawing on the clit like a animal. By looking at my past post history you can tell that's the only reason my wife puts up with my lovely alcoholism. dude, i gently caress
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Oct 2, 2015 07:09
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bring back lf
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Oct 2, 2015 07:34
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wiffle ball bat posted:dude, i gently caress prolly not. You make think your five minute "deep dicking" is loving, but you are wrong. Sorry bro
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Oct 2, 2015 07:37
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Please gently caress your wife dear. Sincerely, your mom.
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Oct 2, 2015 07:39
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Edgar posted:But I'm too lazy. Bring back lazy-gently caress
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Oct 2, 2015 08:05
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Wife loving is pretty cool
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Oct 2, 2015 08:50
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My wife always holds a much better temperament after I throw her some pipe. She's a 3x a week kind of woman, it's hard to keep up with my low T but by god I try to do her right.
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Oct 2, 2015 08:53
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TontoCorazon posted:Wife loving is pretty cool No it's not. Wife loving is nasty, dirty, and a little on the abusive side when you're smackin those titties and giving a little teeth to the clit. Learn how to make a woman feel like a woman. loving poo poo, you virgins.
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Oct 2, 2015 09:00
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It's a husband's duty to gently caress his wife.
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Oct 2, 2015 09:01
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My wife and I are waiting for Jesus to come back to Earth before we gently caress. Threesome with Jesus is gonna be sweet. Or maybe Jesus will cuck me.
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Oct 2, 2015 09:13
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What a dumb post op. from what I read on reddit.com/r/deadbedrooms, the thread you should be making is "gently caress your husbands, ladies." Because after a certain age and a kid or two a lot of women lose interest in sex.
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Oct 2, 2015 09:17
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if you marry a lady and you're not doin it up dink you're an actual retard probably
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Oct 2, 2015 09:24
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all that money you would spend on stupid poo poo like pediatric care and cribs and hockey uniforms you can spend on like exotic floggers and sex swings and poo poo
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Oct 2, 2015 09:25
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made from like bespoke turkish leather
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Oct 2, 2015 09:26
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Obligatory Handle posted:My wife and I are waiting for Jesus to come back to Earth before we gently caress. Threesome with Jesus is gonna be sweet. God cucked Joseph so there is a precedent.
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yeah i could have tens of thousands of dollars of disposable income and a deece sex life but i decided to bring a spastic fucknut into this awful world and now i have to literally touch human poo poo every day and never sleep for years so i can feel like i did something worthwhile with my life
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Oct 2, 2015 09:29
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I don't have a wife, but I sometimes gently caress other peoples wives. Does that count?
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Im a virgin and 39 years old
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We're all virgins here, no point in bragging about it
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