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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i bet the skin just below her teets tastes just like payday

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Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

this is a vegetable soup with ground beef what the gently caress

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

Enfield posted:

actually i recently made some white chicken chili that was r good

you motherfucker chili doesn't use any meat except beef and SOMETIMES chorizo

"white chili" you're a loving abomination

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

chilli? not like this rarrrraagghhh

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

ashgromnies posted:

you motherfucker chili doesn't use any meat except beef and SOMETIMES chorizo

"white chili" you're a loving abomination

please dont be a fag

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
white chili is good. it isn't chili so it's strange to bring up in a chili discussion, but it's good all the same.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009


you know lots of people are guilty of not putting enough loving vegetables in their chili but come the gently caress on whoever made this

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
post your chili recipe itt

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

Enfield posted:

please dont be a fag

ok im sorry please don't break up with me

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
ground beef
red beans
black beans
sweet onions
red bell peppers
carrots
celery
stewed tomatoes
tomato paste
brown sugar
coffee
chili powder
salt
white pepper
cayenne
cumin

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

ashgromnies posted:

ok im sorry please don't break up with me

you two are a really cute couple

:ohdear:

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Cumin To Taste

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

lol carrots in chili gaaaaaaaaay

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

if you put carrots in chili you might as well suck your own dick cos that is gay

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

fyodor posted:

lol carrots in chili gaaaaaaaaay

mirepoix

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

fyodor posted:

if you put carrots in chili you might as well suck your own dick cos that is gay

he also put celery in it lol

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

also stop putting sugar in your chili please it makes it taste like loving bottled barbecue sauce it really doesnt need it the onions and tomatoes have enough sugar already

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im starting to get angry so im going to go drink 35 beers. bye

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

onion (lots) bell pepper (lots but not as much as the onion prolly) garlic (not very much at all, but you should really put in some just trust me)

if you dump a bunch of tomato juice or tomato sauce into it i'll be unhappy, you only need what juice comes with the tomatoes themselves

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
it's good

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
:shrug:

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

it's probably not bad but the celery, carrots, and brown sugar probably aren't actually doing any drat thing for it

and that's assuming you aren't putting in so much brown sugar that the thing ends up tasting like bbq sauce

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

cameraman get your thumb off of the lens

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

I saw her macaroni salad video for the first time in college and I haven't been in college in like 5 years

how is she still alive

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

mr. mephistopheles posted:

I saw her macaroni salad video for the first time in college and I haven't been in college in like 5 years

how is she still alive

they put her into a coma and strapped her into one of those mechanical beds that spin around and flip over

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

mr. mephistopheles posted:

I saw her macaroni salad video for the first time in college and I haven't been in college in like 5 years

how is she still alive

She's the IRL robot lady from Ex Machina except instead of being sexy she bes fat and cooks traditional white people midwestern food to a C+ level in really large portions with a lot of REAL MAY

O

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

mr. mephistopheles posted:

I saw her macaroni salad video for the first time in college and I haven't been in college in like 5 years

how is she still alive

Healthy at any weight (gasps for breath)!

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

flesh colored novelty megaman arms?

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

im considering buying you a new avatar of the dumb stick man in this recipe

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Say Nothing posted:

Healthy at any weight (gasps for breath)!



OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

legion989 posted:

How does a woman this big wipe her own rear end? I imagine shes got t-rex arms from all the fat.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

NecroMonster posted:

it's probably not bad but the celery, carrots, and brown sugar probably aren't actually doing any drat thing for it

and that's assuming you aren't putting in so much brown sugar that the thing ends up tasting like bbq sauce

everything is there for a reason, spicy savory sweet

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

simply sara posted:

wuhpataanabasempasimbaasimpasara today on the shell work orna manka big kettlea chili sentinence gang colder where.

Lawrence Gilchrist fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Oct 3, 2015

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
so is this a safe space for sharing chili recipes or what

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Nigmaetcetera posted:

so is this a safe space for sharing chili recipes or what

I hope so, always expect criticism but really just post your recipe

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nigmaetcetera posted:

so is this a safe space for sharing chili recipes or what

Chili talk is verboten universally and with good reason -- idiots from the south and Texas think the Mexican dish they cook and call the wrong name is chili, whereas northern slobs generally make a dish universally accepted as being called chili without using actual chilies, leaving them open to ridicule.

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Someday we will all reach our final form of a mighty bean

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