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im no amateur in the artistic field of fine fellatio, but he's quite a bit larger than normal and for some weird reason the only way he's able to get off with anyone is getting head. i don't mind it, but he's got a pretty sturdy libido and i can only swallow so much. im literally in bed phone posting with a large erection poking my lower back. im not gonna be happy if i gotta put my face in some unwashed junk when he wakes up. hope tree realizes that quality only lasts so long before you get tired and teeth end up happening despite your best intentions
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keep sucking whore
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Oct 2, 2015 16:37
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Have some children and never have sex again, problem solved
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Oct 2, 2015 16:37
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whats his name 
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Oct 2, 2015 16:39
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ah poo poo nvm
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Oct 2, 2015 16:39
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Your mom sounds pretty cool
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Oct 2, 2015 16:41
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this might help
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Oct 2, 2015 16:41
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:the only way he's able to get off with anyone is getting head he lies, OP peg him
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Oct 2, 2015 16:42
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Enfield posted:whats his name John Cena?
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Oct 2, 2015 16:45
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assuming ur a gay,  if ur a girl im gonna have to shame u
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Oct 2, 2015 16:45
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:im no amateur in the artistic field of fine fellatio, but he's quite a bit larger than normal and for some weird reason the only way he's able to get off with anyone is getting head. i don't mind it, but he's got a pretty sturdy libido and i can only swallow so much. im literally in bed phone posting with a large erection poking my lower back. im not gonna be happy if i gotta put my face in some unwashed junk when he wakes up. hope tree realizes that quality only lasts so long before you get tired and teeth end up happening despite your best intentions But MOOOOM it feels so good.
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Oct 2, 2015 16:47
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Flesh Forge posted:this might help HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goddamn DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:he lies, OP i forgot my loving strap-on 
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Oct 2, 2015 16:49
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gently caress da Mods posted:assuming ur a gay, got a vagina, sorry. the only way you could shame me is by not paying me when the night is done. i like my work, sorry
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Oct 2, 2015 16:51
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 protip: lay on your back with a pillow under your neck and let him throatfuck you, that way he's doing all the hard work
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Oct 2, 2015 16:56
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Pound_Coin posted:
protip: that's awful advice unless the dude has a cocktail weiner or you don't mind choking on vomit. deepthroating is annoying enough without how big this guy's dick is. ive already gagged myself on him several times on accident
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Oct 2, 2015 17:02
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Big Cocks!!!
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Oct 2, 2015 17:03
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I've got a big cock too!!!!
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Oct 2, 2015 17:03
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nutted but op still suckin
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Oct 2, 2015 17:05
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:protip: that's awful advice unless the dude has a cocktail weiner or you don't mind choking on vomit. Suddenly the thread got a lot more interesting  
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Oct 2, 2015 17:06
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You've got two hands right?
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Oct 2, 2015 17:06
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Cocks are neat imo. Good job op but you really hosed up by not pegging.
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Oct 2, 2015 17:07
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Jailbrekr posted:You've got two hands right? doesn't help when the guy's kink is watching you deepthroat
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Oct 2, 2015 17:10
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:im no amateur in the artistic field of fine fellatio Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:deepthroating is annoying enough without how big this guy's dick is. ive already gagged myself on him several times on accident
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Oct 2, 2015 17:10
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how come a dude with a big dick is paying you
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Oct 2, 2015 17:12
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Rub some deep heat on it.
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Oct 2, 2015 17:13
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Chronic failure to spew is actually a serious mental problem OP http://www.minddisorders.com/Kau-Nu/Male-orgasmic-disorder.html
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Oct 2, 2015 17:13
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I imagine a goon blowjob is like a regular one but there's a lot more mountain dew involved
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Oct 2, 2015 17:15
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Vagon posted:Cocks are neat imo. Good job op but you really hosed up by not pegging. realtalk i love dicks and not just because of monetary reasons, i think they're plenty fascinating and lots of fun with people who aren't uptight twatwaffles about genitalia. if people aren't into butt-stuff, there's really not much i can do to persuade them otherwise. best option is wait until he's on top and really into it, sneak a condom onto your finger, reach down and pray to gently caress-jesus that you hit the prostate and he cums on the spot. otherwise it's just a really awkward "... why is your finger in my rear end?" conversation. never fun
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Oct 2, 2015 17:16
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id like to see you take 9 1/2 thick angry inches thrusting into your throat without having at least one negative bodily reaction. lack of gag reflex is seriously loving cheating
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Oct 2, 2015 17:19
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:how come a dude with a big dick is paying you maybe you should pay me and find out
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Oct 2, 2015 17:20
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My girlfriend doesn't have a gag reflex. So I guess I'm just not used to lovely blowjobs from amateurs. Gotta say though it's pretty great. See there is this moment right, where you hit the back of the throat. There's a slight pause and then she tips her head to the right angle. Then I start to actually slide into her throat itself. Nothing compares like an actual throat on your dick. Sorry you are probably only fair/good at head and not a real pro.
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Oct 2, 2015 17:22
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:best option is wait until he's on top and really into it, sneak a condom onto your finger, reach down and pray to gently caress-jesus that you hit the prostate dont do this
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Oct 2, 2015 17:23
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:maybe you should pay me and find out what are your rates?
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Oct 2, 2015 17:24
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whats her name op
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Oct 2, 2015 17:35
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Windows 98 posted:My girlfriend doesn't have a gag reflex. So I guess I'm just not used to lovely blowjobs from amateurs. Gotta say though it's pretty great. See there is this moment right, where you hit the back of the throat. There's a slight pause and then she tips her head to the right angle. Then I start to actually slide into her throat itself. Nothing compares like an actual throat on your dick. good for her being lucky, seriously, take advantage that she doesn't have to fight past it like most people. i can do it just fine, it's just not fun Cubone posted:dont do this agreed, it's a terrible idea. "best" options don't have to automatically equal good. i do the diplomatic thing and just ask. surprised clients are bad clients it apparently worked on a dude my friend was seeing, but he had a real thing for asses and she decided to just risk it. next time she saw him, it was anal beads and dildos. my guess is that pegging is one of those things that a lot of guys would be into if the "stuff-up-your-butt" aspect wasn't an issue
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Oct 2, 2015 17:36
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www posted:what are your rates? hope you got at least a grand
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Oct 2, 2015 17:38
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Does jiZz damage your teeth? I'm scared horny
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Oct 2, 2015 17:39
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Yesteryear dentist: Have you been flossing? Today's dentist: Have you been sucking cock?
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Oct 2, 2015 17:42
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can't you pretend to be a guy op? it would make this thread better for my friend
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Oct 2, 2015 17:44
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gently caress a good job, she need a good jaw to sell BJs til her mouth get raw
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