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Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
After slaving over a hot computer for 211 hours, forum hero Bladevampirek has finally finished his most recent masterpiece: Lowtax & Shmorky: Planet Earth Defenders.



So get on Twitch and start streaming this game.

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Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Jubs posted:

After slaving over a hot computer for 211 hours, forum hero Bladevampirek has finally finished his most recent masterpiece: Lowtax & Shmorky: Planet Earth Defenders.



So get on Twitch and start streaming this game.

This game is like a year late Gaming Garbage is dead and Schmorky left

Plus Lowtax shouldn't review any game but Dontrel the Dolphin 3, which actually exists now and is even called "Trigoons"

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Bad game doesn't magically become good just because it's about the forum I post in

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
smorky is bad very bad

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Nooner posted:

smorky is bad very bad

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
OP why you couldn't you think of a way to add and O and S word to the title to abbreviate it as "Lowtax and Shmorky: PEDOS"? I think this would be v funny.

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
lol who gives a poo poo gently caress off

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
whos slomax and shitorky?

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

This is a terrible idea.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

does this game address the commodification of the female gender in video games?

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

tetsuo posted:

OP why you couldn't you think of a way to add and O and S word to the title to abbreviate it as "Lowtax and Shmorky: PEDOS"? I think this would be v funny.

wasted opportunity

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

PEDOS hunh. I guess that would explain a number of mods of the past.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

BigBadSteve posted:

PEDOS hunh. I guess that would explain a number of mods of the past.

if you think about it sa is basically full of gun nuts and sex offenders

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
schmorky not gendery enough in picture, didnt play

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

so was shmorkys voice always high or was he intentionally raising it at the end for some reason

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Uncle Wemus posted:

so was shmorkys voice always high or was he intentionally raising it at the end for some reason

someone needs to do a time lapse thing, his voice was normal when they started their gaming garbage shenanigans, but the octaves increased exponentially as time passed. it sure was a thing.

gaming garbage was/is still awesome rip

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




:rip:

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

tetsuo posted:

OP why you couldn't you think of a way to add and O and S word to the title to abbreviate it as "Lowtax and Shmorky: PEDOS"? I think this would be v funny.

All it would take is adding "OF SPACE" to the end. I mean come on!

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

lorn Wayne posted:

someone needs to do a time lapse thing, his voice was normal when they started their gaming garbage shenanigans, but the octaves increased exponentially as time passed. it sure was a thing.

gaming garbage was/is still awesome rip

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

way to go windows 98 you fianlly finished it

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

lorn Wayne posted:

someone needs to do a time lapse thing, his voice was normal when they started their gaming garbage shenanigans, but the octaves increased exponentially as time passed. it sure was a thing.

gaming garbage was/is still awesome rip

Hmm so you're saying he Flanderszied himself?

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i'm g...ay?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Do you think his parents blame themselves?

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Uncle Wemus posted:

so was shmorkys voice always high or was he intentionally raising it at the end for some reason
The latter; it's part of why Lowtax eventually couldn't stand him.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
:gas:

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
you guys keep acting like shmorky is a real person and NOT a construct magicked to life by fragmaster and docevil, lol, just lol

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


Sham bam bamina! posted:

The latter; it's part of why Lowtax eventually couldn't stand him.

What else happened? I'm honestly happy to not hear that shrill yapping anymore tbh.

small hendren
Jan 27, 2011
More like Rich and Shmorky.

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

*clicks expand*

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Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
Anybody beat the game yet?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Uncle Wemus posted:

so was shmorkys voice always high or was he intentionally raising it at the end for some reason
He was telling people that he "artificially lowered his voice using a pitch shifter" in earlier games, but uhhhhhhhhh no he didn't.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I killed a Mac & Me and decided that was probably the highlight, so I guess I beat it.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
schmorky used to be good but then he went crazy. Or maybe he always was crazy and it didn't come out until later? Either way I still like a lot of the flash tub stuff, especially the earlier stuff

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

proof of concept posted:

schmorky used to be good but then he went crazy. Or maybe he always was crazy and it didn't come out until later? Either way I still like a lot of the flash tub stuff, especially the earlier stuff
He used to be good but then he just went... different.... or something

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Lowtax posted:

He used to be good but then he just went... different.... or something
did tumblr get to him

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
I liked Schmorky. Did he go off the deep end or something? :(

sout
Apr 24, 2014

I think there's a subreddit which creepily examines the relationships between the game grumps, can we get one of those?

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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I try to focus on the good times, like the furious famicom human being video where the furious famicom human being was playing mario 2 and said he wanted to punch toad right in the dick

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