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WhyteRyce posted:Skyfall was terrible because it took itself way too seriously despite the fact that anything that happened was purely due to people doing stupid things that make no sense I think this is one of the big reasons i really disliked Skyfall. It was almost like your typical cliche horror movie where everyone does the stupidest thing possible at every corner. also it felt like craig was really phoning it in for some reason, meanwhile Bardem was loving killing it. then again License to Kill is one of my favorite bond movies and thats usually immensely disliked, so i'll admit i might have stupid tastes in bond films 
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Xaris posted:jarvier bardem super owned, and some good cinematography, but the rest of it really sucked. it wasnt as bad as qos but it wasn't a good bond movie. Agreed. Could have used better editing choices in a bunch of places. Like with that ceramic dog. CGI komodo dragon was poo poo.
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Oct 3, 2015 01:08
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the new bond song is really bad
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Xaris posted:then again License to Kill is one of my favorite bond movies and thats usually immensely disliked, so i'll admit i might have stupid tastes in bond films I disliked it as a kid because it didn't have a secret volcano lair or a tanker that swallowed submarines, but I have come to love it.
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HI, My name is George Bernard Shaw. I am dead suave, I post on a Friday being dead suave look at me, being dead suave. I haven't mentioned Monica Belluci once but I swear I am not Neelix.
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craig dalton connery lazenby moore brosnan
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lol http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-e...m-10109093.html quote:James Bond is on a mission to save Mexico from its drug cartel reputation.
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I too am looking forward to this movie but unlike apparently the rest of the these forums I am a heterosecual
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Oct 3, 2015 02:22
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this is par for the course now under EPN. i think they also paid off time magazine
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Oct 3, 2015 02:23
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Irradiation posted:There is no worse Bond than Die Another Day. Even the Roger Moore ones are better. i didnt read this thread but if anyone disagrees with this theyre a decroded piece of crap!
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Oct 3, 2015 02:24
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That trailer looks fairly awesome and Waltz is going to be a great post-Dr-Evil Blofeld. Didn't really like most of Quantum but I thought the scene at the opera when Bond goes, 'Hi I am James Bond and I kill people for Her Majesty and I can hear your nefarious plotting" and then they all get up and leave and he takes pictures of them, that was such a classic James Bond gadget moment. He took pictures of them with his phone, what will they think of next?
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When XXX came out, they were hyping it up as a James Bond killer and I just  because it looked terrible and James Bond was a powerhouse franchise. Then I watched Die Another Day
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Oct 3, 2015 03:48
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turns out the franchised survived to "die another day" diamonds are forever has to be the strangest bond flick
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Oct 3, 2015 04:07
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Oct 3, 2015 04:10
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Pierce was a good Bond but he got stuck with Christmas Jones and the worst Bond film ever
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WhyteRyce posted:Pierce was a good Bond but he got stuck with Christmas Jones and the worst Bond film ever yeah. this is true. Brosnan was a good bond but was stuck with the shittiest writing, directing and even some lame supporting chars.
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Oct 3, 2015 04:47
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The best part about Bond movies is when James Bond pauses from tracking down the bad guys to order a martini and gently caress the girl.
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I liked Skyfall just fine at first but if you think about it, the villain got everything that he wanted: -He exposed at least a handful of deep-cover agents (they sorta drop that plot after he's captured) -He wanted M to die -He wanted to die. So yeah yaaaaay *sings the 007 theme*
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Helical Nightmares posted:Agreed. Could have used better editing choices in a bunch of places. Like with that ceramic dog. CGI komodo dragon was poo poo. That was a real komodo dragon you could have even gone to visit him at london zoo but they put him down the other week
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Last bond movie i saw he had to play in a poker tournament and his nemesis had a 'tell' where he cried blood. That measns when he has the good cards. Also one were he surfs into north korea Isaac fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Oct 3, 2015 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjG65N-jbqw
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James blonde (heh)
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Premeditated Toast posted:I liked Skyfall just fine at first but if you think about it, the villain got everything that he wanted: Yeah the movie makes no loving sense. Gorgeous cinematography, but absolutely zero sense. Like this guy is such a master mind he can plan his capture and then every single timed component of his escape so that he can murder M at a trial... Where his plan is interrupted by having Ralph Fiennes use a pistol... Also he literally had a bomb in M's office to start the movie, he could have killed her then. And what the gently caress was Bond's plan of running away to Scotland to lure Javier to him? "We need to trap him, so we'll run away from London, the center of our forces, to be alone in Scotland where he will outnumber us 15:1 with heavy armaments" God damnit it was such a lovely movie.
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James Bond as a character is boring as gently caress, but this looks like an interesting if obvious direction to take the idea. Could be good.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:James Bond as a character is boring as gently caress, but this looks like an interesting if obvious direction to take the idea. Christoph Waltz. I'm in.
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Oct 3, 2015 11:36
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I think it is time for a tranny bond
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Nefarious posted:craig this is so agressively wrong that i'm inclined to believe you are of below average intelligence, below average sexual endowment and prowess, and probably have little if any culinary taste
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Oct 3, 2015 13:06
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also, Moore > Connery come at me motherfuckers
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Living daylights owned, peace
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:Living daylights owned, peace
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Savings Coupon posted:this is so agressively wrong that i'm inclined to believe you are of below average intelligence, below average sexual endowment and prowess, and probably have little if any culinary taste Nah he nailed it Sorry you have bad bond opinions
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:That was a real komodo dragon you could have even gone to visit him at london zoo but they put him down the other week  rip
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WhyteRyce posted:Pierce was a good Bond but he got stuck with Christmas Jones and the worst Bond film ever He also aged horribly. Like at some point between Goldeneye and Tomorrow Never Dies he started looking worse than Mark Hamill. And Sophie Marceau was really good in The World is Not Enough
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Oct 3, 2015 13:27
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For real though James needs to find an excuse to fight Russians or European ubermensch again, it's when the franchise works best and it's kind of the only thing missing from Craigs bond
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Oct 3, 2015 13:27
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WhyteRyce posted:Pierce was a good Bond but he got stuck with Christmas Jones and the worst Bond film ever I thought Christmas only came once a year
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Oct 3, 2015 13:40
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the "funny" bonds are the worst bonds because bond has never been funny
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Nefarious posted:the "funny" bonds are the worst bonds because bond has never been funny There were some good zingers in Goldfinger
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bonds, rated by  craig connery moore dalton lazenby brosnan
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whoflungpoop posted:bonds, rated by weird to think there have only been 6 bonds with asses, time flies but it doesn't
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