Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Oil this kid up and have him power bottoming a big dick.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Holy poo poo Bayside Tiger Style teaches some serious handspeed

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Le Saboteur posted:

Some of those shots to the back of the head definitely didn't touch an ear.

It's not illegal if the guy is actively turning his head away from your strikes as you throw them. You need to be actually, you know, defending yourself and trying to face the guy hitting you instead of trying to block punches with the base of your skull.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
The guy who got TKO'd in a minute and pushed the ref also weighed in at 160, so he's probably got a bright future in the UFC

Victis
Mar 26, 2008

Those elbows all looked fine, guy is fast

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Dr. Abysmal posted:

The guy who got TKO'd in a minute and pushed the ref also weighed in at 160, so he's probably got a bright future in the UFC

Also he's ugly and bad

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

manyak posted:

The sexy teen beat up that really ugly guy
this gets tossed around more often than it should but he might actually really be a last minute janitor replacement

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
There are a lot of dudes from the Caucasus fighting on this Texas fight card.

I wonder how a dude named Islam gets treated in Texas.

Street Horrrsing
Mar 24, 2010

Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner



Le Saboteur posted:

I don't know why people don't tap when it's clearly under the chin.

Kimbo/shamrock had people arguing that it was completely possible to be unable to finish a completely locked in rnc

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Am I able to ask for a stream to the prelims?

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I hope Islam wins and praises Allah in Texas. Gonna be dope.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
I hope Islam is an explosive fighter

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
I like how this guy is named after his religion and the town he is from. Looking forward to the debut of Brazilian fighter Catolico Curitiba

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

HOLY loving GOD WHAT AN OVERHAND!!!

edit: hook

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Wow

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Allah is not strong in Texas.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
holy gently caress

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
Islam is (staring up at) the light

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
so far this card has owned a lot.

shad/bader might deliver

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
His leg CroCop'd too

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Adriano Martins seems like a really good lightweight I've never even heard of. Such a strong division.

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President
:stare: Is...Is the prelims always this good? Goddamn!

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Islam should maybe learn how to throw punches that aren't haymakers.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
This entire card us amazing so far and it's sad to see how empty the arena still is.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

PaganGoatPants posted:

Pushing the ref is a great plan.

Miching Mallecho posted:

God drat fat rear end keep your hands off herb.

Kiger_Soze posted:

pushing ref prob a bad move.

As a general rule I give people a pass on things they do or say while they're clearly suffering a concussion.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Also, it's never good when your knee/shin makes an oblique angle as you fall.

Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh

fatherdog posted:

As a general rule I give people a pass on things they do or say while they're clearly suffering a concussion.

Yeah, but Dana doesn't.

Probably should, but doesn't.

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx
The Draftkings commercials are pretty amusing tonight, given how badly they just hosed up.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Le Saboteur posted:

This entire card us amazing so far and it's sad to see how empty the arena still is.

I don't really blame people for not wanting to sit in an arena for 5 hours.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
drat I love DC's takedowns.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Northjayhawk posted:

The Draftkings commercials are pretty amusing tonight, given how badly they just hosed up.

What happened?

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx

PaganGoatPants posted:

What happened?

Draftkings inexplicably thought the first fight was 7pm ET. People were able to edit their lineups after the first fight was over. Draftkings just cancelled all UFC 192 contests.

Belle Isle Tech
Aug 28, 2009
My Main Man Alan Jouban is the current best looking fighter in the UFC

Agree/Disagree

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

fatherdog posted:

As a general rule I give people a pass on things they do or say while they're clearly suffering a concussion.

I feel like you have to say this often enough that it should be part of the OP in GDTs

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
I didn't realize Jouban is so old.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Northjayhawk posted:

Draftkings inexplicably thought the first fight was 7pm ET. People were able to edit their lineups after the first fight was over. Draftkings just cancelled all UFC 192 contests.

Ha I decided not to do tonight's after doing it for the past couple weeks. It's fun and $3 isn't much

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Every Slav has the same haircut and forehead

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Jouban is getting lit up this round.

Belle Isle Tech
Aug 28, 2009
HOLY poo poo

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Grifter
Jul 24, 2003

I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

Belle Isle Tech posted:

My Main Man Alan Jouban is the current best looking fighter in the UFC

Agree/Disagree
Sorry, he has to appear on a romance novel to make top tier.

  • Locked thread