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Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
im a lovely lad, OP

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Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

because i imagine you as the little dancing skull man and my gigantic robotic claw hasn't twisted anyone's head off recently, DUHHHHHHHH

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Coolie Ghost posted:

after a long hard day of being nice to retarded kids, i don't want to come home to be nice to retarded kids

this. loving THIS. nothing makes you more bitter than dealing with loving tards for a long shift where you have to be nice while they hit/spit/pull hair/throw food/poo poo/piss all over and scream for no reason.

ill be as nice to you as you want all night long for the right price, no'msayin'? :smuggo:

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