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Weaponized Autism: Mar 26, 2006; All aboard the Gravy train!; Hair Elf

As a parent you must be aware of the lingo kids are using these days on the cyber-web such as:

1. OOTD - Outfit of the day

2. KOTD - Kicks of the day -- Typically refers to sneakers

3. HMU - Hit me up -- Usually asking for someone's Snapchat username, a phone number to text or for a direct message

4. Smash - I would have sex with you -- A girl might post a provocative picture and a boy might write "smash."

5. Cook session - When one or several teens gang up on another kid on social media

6. TBH - To be honest -- A teen might post a picture of himself or herself and ask for a TBH, usually looking for positive responses.

7. TBR - To be rude -- While TBH often leads to positive responses, TBR is usually followed by a negative response.

8. OOMF - One of my followers -- A secretive way to talk about one of their followers without saying their name, such as "OOMF was so hot today."

9. BAE - Baby -- affectionate term for someone's girlfriend, boyfriend etc.

10. WCW - Woman Crush Wednesday -- A girl will post a picture of another girl she thinks is pretty, while guys will post pictures of girls they think are hot.

11. MCM - Man Crush Monday -- Similar to Woman Crush Wednesday, but featuring pictures of men

12. BMS - Broke my scale -- A way to say they like the way someone looks

13. RDH - Rate date hate -- As in "rate me, would you date me, do you hate me?" A typical response might be "rate 10 date yes hate no" or "10/y/n."

14. IDK - I don't know

15. RN - Right now

16. KIK - Another social media app, Kik, that they want to communicate on

17. FML - F*** my life

18. AF - As f*** -- A teen might tweet "mad af" or "you seem chill af."

19. LMAO - Laughing my rear end off

20. S/O or SO - Shout out

21. ILYSM - I like you so much or I love you so much

22. CWD - Comment when done -- Similar to TBH, urging others to comment on their photo of whatever they're posting

23. LOL - Laugh out loud -- Yes, you'll still find teens using LOL and OMG.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/02/health/acronyms-teens-social-media-being13/index.html

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Ill Peripheral: Jun 29, 2008

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THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

I dont give a f***

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THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

A teen might write IDGAF if he or she actually cares, but doesnt want to admit it

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KennyLoggins: Dec 3, 2004; Welcome to the Danger Zone

Horniest Manticore posted:

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AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

KISS= Knights in Satan's Service
LOL=Lucifer our Lord
ROFL=Rape our Family, Lucifer.
GBS= Grabbing Butt (for) Satan
Dabs= weed crack

# ? Oct 2, 2015 21:49

Smelly Bohemian: Aug 20, 2015; by Lowtax

LGTOARBPWWWDCOLASGDASWCGTFUHD- Let's go to a rainbow party where we wear different colors of lipstick and suck guys' dicks and see whose color goes the farthest up his dick

# ? Oct 2, 2015 22:02

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.