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a few years ago i could find even the most elusive dongs and butt plugs on amazon but now it seems like they've got nothing. now my families recommendations list is all hosed up without the reminding presence of a feeldoe popping up after every other result.
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pro-tip: vics vaporub isn't just for your chest cold 
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Oct 2, 2015 21:44
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turn off safe browsing
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Oct 2, 2015 21:45
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I work in condom and vibrator merchandising at a major retailer
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Oct 2, 2015 21:45
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Nothing better than buying a used dong on Amazon.
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Oct 2, 2015 22:04
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Just use your fingers hth op
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Oct 2, 2015 22:05
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Where the gently caress am I gonna get my lube barrels?
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Oct 3, 2015 05:21
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Look for the amazon warehouse (whorehouse) deals OP.
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Oct 3, 2015 05:33
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Lol if you use dildos instead of the actual genitals of a romantic partner.
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Oct 3, 2015 05:37
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A search for "dildo" brings up lots of results OP
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Oct 3, 2015 06:03
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no Product Details See Color Options RealSkin All American Whopper Flexible Ballsy Dong 6.5 Inch (Flesh) by Nasstoys $9.34$35.00Prime Get it by Monday, Oct 5 More Buying Choices $9.34new(30 offers) FREE Shipping on orders over $35 Show only Nasstoys items 3.9 out of 5 stars 144
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Oct 3, 2015 06:04
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numberoneposter posted:pro-tip: pro-tip: don't use it to jerk off
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Oct 3, 2015 06:04
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:pro-tip: don't use it to jerk off Pro-tip: actually use it to jerk off
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Oct 3, 2015 06:07
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Pro-tip: actually use it to jerk off you must have a leather dick
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Oct 3, 2015 06:08
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Applewhite posted:Lol if you use dildos instead of the actual genitals of a romantic partner. Take your condescending attitude elsewhere, friend.
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Oct 3, 2015 06:27
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still have no clue why they sell joke items like the 55 gallon drum of lube.
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Oct 3, 2015 06:29
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rub toothpaste on your balls
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Oct 3, 2015 06:37
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etalian posted:still have no clue why they sell joke items like the 55 gallon drum of lube. Um, maybe there's some dry hookers out there, who are you to judge.
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Oct 3, 2015 06:42
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Um, maybe there's some dry hookers out there, who are you to judge. lol
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Oct 3, 2015 06:50
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Jailbrekr posted:Nothing better than buying a used dong on Amazon.
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Oct 3, 2015 06:52
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etalian posted:still have no clue why they sell joke items like the 55 gallon drum of lube. Most of the crazy joke items aren't actually sold by Amazon: Amazon lets other sellers sell through their system (gives the sellers a wider audience but there are fees or something).
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Oct 3, 2015 06:52
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Lhet posted:Most of the crazy joke items aren't actually sold by Amazon: Amazon lets other sellers sell through their system (gives the sellers a wider audience but there are fees or something). 55 gal Drum of ClearGlide Lubricant Technically not sold by amazon I guess, but it qualifies for Amazon Prime shipping so it's coming from an Amazon warehouse. CLEAR GLIDE too lol.
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Oct 3, 2015 07:13
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:55 gal Drum of ClearGlide Lubricant can I get it in two days?
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Oct 3, 2015 07:16
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:can I get it in two days? You can get it by monday if you order one day shipping lol.
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Oct 3, 2015 07:18
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Applewhite posted:Lol if you use dildos instead of the actual genitals of a romantic partner. lol, "romantic"
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Oct 3, 2015 07:20
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You can get it by monday if you order one day shipping lol. I am gonna lube so much people are gonna think its winter
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Oct 3, 2015 07:21
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:no what makes it all american
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Oct 3, 2015 13:34
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No-one is into sex anymore. It's all about the new star wars now. Can't have both.
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Oct 3, 2015 13:37
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no links voting one
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Oct 3, 2015 14:01
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hey, gay brothels probably go through a lot of lube and can cut costs buying in bulk. also, by gay brothel i mean the op's mom.
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Oct 3, 2015 14:13
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Mange Mite posted:what makes it all american its circumsized and it will argue on the internet about how that is actually a good thing
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Oct 3, 2015 14:15
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i bought them all so they ran out
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Oct 3, 2015 14:19
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thank god this baby is still on sale
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Oct 3, 2015 15:13
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this is deeply upsetting
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Oct 3, 2015 15:55
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You buy ONE THING and all your amazon recommendations are images of man-thongs.
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Oct 3, 2015 15:57
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I was once looking for a Halloween mask and ending up at pee hole plugs. Never again.
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Oct 3, 2015 16:08
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imurdaddy415 posted:I was once looking for a Halloween mask and ending up at pee hole plugs. Never again. wanna go to your halloween party that masks lead to dickplugs
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Oct 3, 2015 16:40
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etalian posted:still have no clue why they sell joke items like the 55 gallon drum of lube. I thought that was legitimately used by livestock breeders when their prize horses or whatever are giving birth.
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Oct 3, 2015 16:45
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Shave everything off, get an inflatable air mattress and do some lube wrestlin'
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Oct 3, 2015 16:52
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my fav part is my 11 year old amazon account still has sex toys in the purchase history and i cant delete them, just archive them 
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