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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
what legal drugs should I get prescribed to replace the weed I can no longer smoke? I know they will all actually be hamrful to me, but only 2 days in and while I never smoked every day or thought much of it, now that I cant I want it so bad.

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Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
What are you on probation for op you can't leave that out

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
i hear that synthetic weed is good op

also ambien

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i-dose like all the cool teenagers

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

try weed

Un-l337-Pork
Sep 9, 2001

Oooh yeah...


keep it natural. Aren't most things out of your system really quickly anyway?

edit: based on this website I found: http://www.ohsinc.com/info/detection-time-frame/

you should take up huffing paint because it's out of your system the fastest.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Full Metal Jackass posted:

What are you on probation for op you can't leave that out

i dunno possibly maybe hmm it could have been weed?

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
I like caffeine

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
try butt chugging but with weed butt toking

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

what legal drugs should I get prescribed to replace the weed I can no longer smoke? I know they will all actually be hamrful to me, but only 2 days in and while I never smoked every day or thought much of it, now that I cant I want it so bad.

Try RC's ! They're safe and legal

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Full Metal Jackass posted:

What are you on probation for op you can't leave that out

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
i dont see the year probation http://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=212630

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

wait how can you post if youre on probabtion? :confused:

SopWATh
Jun 1, 2000
Coke is supposed to be out of your system real fast. Plus you can do like, tons of stuff, because you have so much energy.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
idk hth

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I suggest popping some benzos and sitting in a hot car.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Well at least the cops didn't ban you

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Luvcow posted:

Well at least the cops didn't ban you

lol

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

get insanely drunk OP and get in a first fight with a bus driver

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
dont smoke for 2 weeks and you wont want it so bad

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

numberoneposter posted:

get insanely drunk OP and get in a first fight with a bus driver

that would actually land me in jail for aminimum of 4 months lol

lets see I cant do any drugs (that arent prescribed!) at all or drink alcohol (which, btw, is detectable up to 4 days afterwards)

Ocean Book posted:

dont smoke for 2 weeks and you wont want it so bad


hopefully this works just as well for 12 months



is xanax cool? ive never actually been prescribed any sort of anti anxiety or anti depressants or whatever before which ones are really fun

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
flee the country and set up a drug empire in one of these places (no extradition treaty with the US)

quote:

These countries currently have no extradition treaty with the United States:

Afghanistan, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Armenia, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Belarus, Bosnia and

Herzegovina, Brunei, Burkina Faso, Burma, Burundi, Cambodia, Cameroon, Cape Verde, the Central

African Republic, Chad, Mainland China, Comoros, Congo (Kinshasa), Congo (Brazzaville), Djibouti, Equatorial

Guinea, Eritrea, Ethiopia, Gabon, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Indonesia, Ivory Coast, Kazakhstan,

Kosovo, Kuwait, Laos, Lebanon, Libya, Macedonia, Madagascar, Maldives, Mali, Marshall Islands,

Mauritania, Micronesia, Moldova, Mongolia, Montenegro, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Nepal,

Niger, Oman, Qatar, Russia, Rwanda, Samoa, São Tomé & Príncipe, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Serbia,

Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Togo, Tunisia, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu,

Vatican, Vietnam and Yemen.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
just kill urself op

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
do terrible, terrible things to your balls and get high off the all natural endorphins

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKqV_ybCS-I

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Piss dirty and get your jail time. No big whoop.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
bmx or jesus

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Jenkem

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

lorn Wayne posted:

flee the country and set up a drug empire in one of these places (no extradition treaty with the US)

Out of all these places, the only ones that aren't total shitholes are the UAE and the Vatican, but they both frown on recreational drug use, so best of luck not smoking weed, OP

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

paco650 posted:

Out of all these places, the only ones that aren't total shitholes are the UAE and the Vatican, but they both frown on recreational drug use, so best of luck not smoking weed, OP

its the perfect cover

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
My apartment in the Vatican

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013

Mange Mite posted:

i hear that synthetic weed is good op

also ambien

Dunno about ambien but but that came weed got me through my probation. Nitrous?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I hear that joose stuff is really good op you should get some of that

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Jesus Christ OP you child. Weed is one of the easiest drugs to quit. Just get past that first week or two. If you gently caress up your probation you are only going to bring more problems on yourself, take this as an opportunity to return to baseline and figure your poo poo out.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Think you could fake ADD? Get yourself some dexies and get poo poo done. You will be in a very deep psychosis by the end of it but my God what a productive year you'll have.

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
are you in the dog house op

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

what legal drugs should I get prescribed to replace the weed I can no longer smoke? I know they will all actually be hamrful to me, but only 2 days in and while I never smoked every day or thought much of it, now that I cant I want it so bad.

reported!

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

paco650 posted:

Out of all these places, the only ones that aren't total shitholes are the UAE and the Vatican, but they both frown on recreational drug use, so best of luck not smoking weed, OP

you forgot Andorra it's fine

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Full Metal Jackass posted:

What are you on probation for op you can't leave that out

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BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

Full Metal Jackass posted:

What are you on probation for op you can't leave that out

fucken story time, op

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