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Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Obama is not a former member of Jodeci.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Kammat posted:

Obama is not a former member of Jodeci.

Ipads are not "just for women".

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Want to laugh but actually any mention of those bullshit hitpiece PP videos makes my blood boil.

how can you think a fetal heart is going for $30 on the black market you loving idiots

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Somebody named after rights!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Amy Schumer is the best

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
This is a great monologue.

"Any hole's fine!"

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Amy Schumer is the best

I feel like a hipster because I liked her all the way back from her Last Comic Standing days--- before she was cool. :smug:

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
Hillary..!

*scant applause*

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I thought Amy Schumer spent all her time throwing shade at Hannibal Buress online?

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
Best monologue in a while. Probably because it was just her routine.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Well theres the singing that was gonna be in the monolOH poo poo

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
HAHAHAAHA I didn't see that coming holy poo poo.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I hope this means the entire show is 11:30 sketches.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Good start.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
That's gonna happen at least one more time

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
Aw man, it should've ended there. Would-be sketch of the night.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
MARK

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

MAAAAAAAAAAARK

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Ladies and gentlemen, Mark did nothing!

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



YOU DID NOTHING, MARK!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
MARK DID NOTHING AGAIN

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
God drat it Mark get your poo poo together

MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go

Retail Slave posted:

I feel like a hipster because I liked her all the way back from her Last Comic Standing days--- before she was cool. :smug:
If you were a real hipster, like me, you'd have just hopped on the bandwagon yet retroactively been a fan of her.

So, so, so much better than last week.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
That sketch was... GOOD???

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
I thought for sure that skit was going to turn into her tricking people to come near the door so she can push them out, to cover up from the first incident.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I wonder when SNL will figure out having real comics or charismatic actors is probably better than just chasing after whatever was in the headlines a month ago when you were doing booking

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



That airplane sketch was fantastic.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
She's not a very good teacher.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I wonder when SNL will figure out having real comics or charismatic actors is probably better than just chasing after whatever was in the headlines a month ago when you were doing booking

Also people who have done a lot of musical theatre (Hugh Jackman) or improv (former castmembers).

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I feel like Hot for Teacher 6 was better.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Somebody on the writing staff loves 90s/00s porn.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

That's still a D plus.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
"I was worried about sending my daughter to this new school because it's just an office building..."

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
It's just an office building.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
"I think I have to give it back if it's salvageable"

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
Did they spray her orange or what

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Two good sketches in a row!

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
Amy Schumer isn't the girl who stars in a porn movie with plot and has her face on the video jacket. She's the one who's in one of those videos where the dudes are on the other side of a wall and there's a counter in the corner of the screen.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
"We need a way to end the sketch"
"No we don't."

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
shooting a shooting star

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