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Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

This sucks

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Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

gently caress. It spread to the balls.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
sounds good,OP

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

does jerking off make it feel better?

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Do they make calamine lotion for micropenis'?

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

symbolic posted:

does jerking off make it feel better?

I believe that's how I got it.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Problem?

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Be careful, she may seem hot, but she can actively secret poisons that mind control or kill you.

Better call the Gotham Police, they can signal Batman if it gets bad.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Kazvall posted:

I believe that's how I got it.
well try again

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Universe Master posted:

Be careful, she may seem hot, but she can actively secret poisons that mind control or kill you.

Better call the Gotham Police, they can signal Batman if it gets bad.

idgi

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Universe Master posted:

actively secret poisons

lol

"flaming young"

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i got chiggers on my balls op

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

:agreed:

canned from the band
Sep 13, 2007

I'm a man of intensity. Of cool, and youth, and passionately
chop it m8

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

i find this woman attractive and would like to put my penis inside of her. HTH

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
You're gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
good luck, OP

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Uma thurman was hot as poison ivy imho

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
try washing your hands before you jerk off

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
huh... works for both the op and uncle wemus

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
gently caress the ivuy

imurdaddy415
Sep 15, 2015
Do you scratch it in public

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

OP, you should go to a doctor and get some steroid shot.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

huh... works for both the op and uncle wemus

:lol:

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser

Daedra posted:

i got chiggers on my balls op

Arachnifican Americans

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Bleach. Swear to god. Just bring the bleach in the shower with you, pour a handful in your hand, rub it on your junk. It burns a little especially if you are a giant pussy but it will give you relief for hours.

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


You could also just chug the bleach. I recommend about a gallon.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Top City Homo posted:

gently caress the ivuy

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I actually got poison ivy on my dick this last summer. Was in some weeds on my back property and took a whiz after, and that night was all swollen and itchy on one side where I grip the hog.

Anyway, I find REALLY hot water in the shower eases the rashes.... it basically feels like a really good scratch without all the scratching damage... and I was putting prescription-strength hydrocortizone lotion (that I just happened to have) on the anaconda. Reduced the itching and swelling and after 4 or 5 days the beast was cleared up.

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


Is it a hog or anaconda? Make up your loving mind.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Daedra posted:

i got chiggers on my balls op

You're supposed to call them chafrican americans.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Happy Hedonist posted:

Is it a hog or anaconda? Make up your loving mind.

it was a garter snake

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Hey while my dick is red and puffy should I hop on tinder and show the ladies?

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Kazvall posted:

Hey while my dick is red and puffy should I hop on tinder and show the ladies?

you should take a pic and post it on here and everywhere else.

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Jukeboxblues posted:

you should take a pic and post it on here and everywhere else.

BYOB is the place where you post your dick.

Big McHuge
Feb 5, 2014

You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.

Save them all.
I once had a girl dressed as poison ivy on my dick. A++ would recommend

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

GORDON posted:

Anyway, I find REALLY hot water in the shower eases the rashes

Seconding this. Not even in a sarcastic "see if I can get OP to burn his balls off chemically or thermally kind of way", in a sincere spread awareness of poison ivy mitigation way.

Poison oak is worse than poison ivy but can be handled the same way. Poison sumac is the one you drink the bleach for.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
you need to get a hamster Druid to bless it

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Kazvall posted:

BYOB is the place where you post your dick.

okay post it there and link us I don't care just do it

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ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Jukeboxblues posted:

okay post it there and link us I don't care just do it

did you find the quote button? i just pressed it

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