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Sheep-Goats posted:Does she like your farts now that she's preg as gently caress "Do my farts smell better now that you're pregnant?" "No... why?" That being said, she's now saying how her coworkers all smell a lot worse, and that her formerly pregnant coworker couldn't stand the smell of her husband when she was pregnant. She assures me that I'm fine though.
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There was a moment I was really drunk at the club and the music suddenly shut off and I heard all the heel clacks and fired up guy talk, then became aware of the smell of sweat and heavy perfume and everyone looked sweaty, alien, and devious. I had complete clarity of where I was and the sticky floor we were all stomping on and after stepping outside for a breath of cool air, I parted ways with the club scene forever.
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Oct 3, 2015 03:24
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brizna posted:wife is pregnant as poo poo so I'm just sitting on the couch with my laptop while she watches food network next to me do you feel a sense of mounting dread as you see your wife's stomach grow?
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Oct 3, 2015 03:27
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Gonna go get even more hosed wish me luck
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Oct 3, 2015 03:28
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Legit posting from the club shitter ama
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Horniest Manticore posted:do you feel a sense of mounting dread as you see your wife's stomach grow? it's a jumble of emotions ----------------
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Oct 3, 2015 03:30
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Went to the club weekly for a couple of years, and now I don't go unless I can go with my girlfriend, otherwise I get into trouble at the club Edit: also just got the new FIFA 
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Oct 3, 2015 03:31
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no club, but i will go to a bar tomorrow night to watch my alma mater's football team get its rear end handed to them for the fifth game in a row
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Oct 3, 2015 03:32
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Nathilus posted:R.I.P. gay republicans got to stick together
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Oct 3, 2015 03:33
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brizna posted:"Do my farts smell better now that you're pregnant?" Could you check though for me. Like right now. Tell her I told you to.
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Oct 3, 2015 03:34
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:gay republicans got to stick together Yeah that and the bathory shtick doesn't work on my home turf of san antonio. We have this great big cutting edge homeless facility there and even they are missed when they vanish. Gotta go to dallas where no one cares about them so i can keep my skin lookin goooooooood.
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Oct 3, 2015 03:40
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Who goes to the loving club before midnight? Am I right, fellow 20-somethings?
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Oh Adaira posted:Who goes to the loving club before midnight? Am I right, fellow 20-somethings? Show up at 10 if ur getting desperate.
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down n out posted:There was a moment I was really drunk at the club and the music suddenly shut off and I heard all the heel clacks and fired up guy talk, then became aware of the smell of sweat and heavy perfume and everyone looked sweaty, alien, and devious. I had complete clarity of where I was and the sticky floor we were all stomping on and after stepping outside for a breath of cool air, I parted ways with the club scene forever. Yep. Also I am now in a profession where I can never really stop working ever so Friday nights are just as meaningless as every other night I'm just wearing less than I would at the office (im in a bathrobe and my abs are showing ohh do u want 2 see more click on this link 4 hot live shows)
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Oct 3, 2015 03:42
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drat horror queefs posted:Yep. I'm clicking up a goddamn storm but nothing is happening.
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Oct 3, 2015 03:53
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Sheep-Goats posted:Could you check though for me. Like right now. Tell her I told you to. the quotes were almost verbatim our discussion after I read your post. I feel like I've checked. don't have to fart atm so can't like *really* check if that's what you mean
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brizna posted:the quotes were almost verbatim our discussion after I read your post. I feel like I've checked. Don't post ever again unless you've learned how to force at least one little squib of a fart IMHO
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Oct 3, 2015 03:57
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Nathilus posted:Show up at 10 if ur getting desperate. or 1:30 if your really desperate
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Oct 3, 2015 03:57
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At least tell her that there's a nonzero amount of ppl on the internet that want you to fart blast your wife
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Sheep-Goats posted:At least tell her that there's a nonzero amount of ppl on the internet that want you to fart blast your wife
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Oct 3, 2015 03:58
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because im too old bitch.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:or 1:30 if your really desperate Ahahaha. drat. I've been guilty of that. ..... I'm better. I'm a changed man! I swear.
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Oct 3, 2015 04:01
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because I'll be at the loving club tomorrow night!
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The_Book_Of_Harry posted:I'm clicking up a goddamn storm but nothing is happening. oh sorry man http://hotgoku.com/
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Sheep-Goats posted:At least tell her that there's a nonzero amount of ppl on the internet that want you to fart blast your wife Tried this and it didn't work, what bow(
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Oct 3, 2015 04:05
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Eh. I work tonight.
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Oct 3, 2015 04:06
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I'm at the cucking club
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Nanomashoes posted:Tried this and it didn't work, what bow( It's like trick or treat nigga she don't do what you want you fart and go
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Oct 3, 2015 04:08
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Sheep-Goats posted:At least tell her that there's a nonzero amount of ppl on the internet that want you to fart blast your wife "Thanks assholes"
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Oct 3, 2015 04:08
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1st AD posted:I'm at the cucking club its 11pm do you know where your wife is?
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Oct 3, 2015 04:09
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if you fart on your wife hard enough it'll enter her system dermally cross the placental barrier and transfer a piece of your soul into the fetus, creating a living phylactery boom, you just became a powerlich
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drat im not sure what op is talking about, but i can tell hes one cool guy and he knows what night it is (its friday bitches) edit:motherfuckers
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Oct 3, 2015 04:10
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:drat im not sure what op is talking about, but i can tell hes one cool guy and he knows what night it is (its friday bitches) Whoa, step back everybody. Alpha in the thread. This dude is crazy.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:its 11pm do you know where your wife is? i told you last night i DONT KNOW
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Nathilus posted:Whoa, step back everybody. Alpha in the thread. This dude is crazy. *sets down ginger ale* *prepares for fisticuffs* ... *gets distracted by  *
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already got my dating/nightlifey quota done for the week tonight i'm cracking open some woodford reserve to celebrate winning my third consecutive chess tourney, reading the internet, and letting my mind cool off. i'm in a pretty chill mood here have a chillaxing album i've been binging today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a070ZOpWgrA
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Oct 3, 2015 04:21
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already got laid whats the point
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Sheep-Goats posted:It's like trick or treat nigga she don't do what you want you fart and go Ty sheep gtoats for the advice i will jeep it in mind
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brizna posted:"Thanks assholes" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xc1l-nPMfM&t=63s
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