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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > the day christians were martyred (please do not discuss guns here)
 
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Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
I am the dead dude who said yes after watching another person say yes and get shot in the head. Definitely didn't want to die saying I wasn't Christian, God wouldn't let me into Heaven then.

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Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

Sintax posted:

Condolences

Alternatively, congratulations on getting into magical heaven land

Thanks, it's pretty chill up here but it's all non smoking now. Some dudes said that is something they changed like 6 years ago.

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