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I can't wait to learn how Mars is actually communism (red planet, see) and the film is about the neo-late-capitalist paradigm collapse and the emergence of an engineering-educated Trotskyist vanguard. Like every other film CD has seen in the last 10 years.
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Gaunab posted:See Sicario instead. It's pretty good and intense.
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Mange Mite posted:it actually means that when god created man he used material from mars for men and from venus for women huh, so I wonder if we are going to find Mars' soil full of balls and penises growing in a lush field of pubes, and holy poo poo Venus must be covered in holes that you could twist an ankle on
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Oct 3, 2015 18:11
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Is their three year long discussion on the merits of the Prequels over yet? Ill see a few hundred new posts, think "cool maybe theres some Star Wars news in there", but nope, its another several pages of debate on how the prequels mimic classic sci-fi and so on and so forth.
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Oct 3, 2015 18:16
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cram me sideways posted:Here is Matt Damon, being handsome on a soundstage in front of a greenscreen reciting dialogue that no loving person would ever utter in real life. Nah.
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Oct 3, 2015 18:20
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Luvcow posted:huh, so I wonder if we are going to find Mars' soil full of balls and penises growing in a lush field of pubes, and holy poo poo Venus must be covered in holes that you could twist an ankle on no i mean like atoms and molecules and stuff its all in the bible. read it sometime.
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Oct 3, 2015 18:22
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Mange Mite posted:no i mean like atoms and molecules and stuff I don't want to get shot by some wacko though 
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Oct 3, 2015 18:24
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Luvcow posted:huh, so I wonder if we are going to find Mars' soil full of balls and penises growing in a lush field of pubes, and holy poo poo Venus must be covered in holes that you could twist an ankle on venus has a flash flood risk too a few times each month
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Oct 3, 2015 18:25
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Luvcow posted:I don't want to get shot by some wacko though your e more likely to get shot if you dont read it
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Oct 3, 2015 18:25
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does anyone actually like matt damon? he's the same character in every loving movie he's in
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Oct 3, 2015 18:34
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Horniest Manticore posted:does anyone actually like matt damon? he's the same character in every loving movie he's in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnPWJOJYVKc
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Oct 3, 2015 18:37
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pretty good, but they needed more "smug boston rear end in a top hat"
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Oct 3, 2015 18:38
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Horniest Manticore posted:does anyone actually like matt damon? he's the same character in every loving movie he's in  if murder does not enter your heart upon viewing this image then it is too late for you
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Oct 3, 2015 18:39
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Horniest Manticore posted:pretty good, but they needed more "smug boston rear end in a top hat" this one liner owned https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2locp7EDAw
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Oct 3, 2015 18:40
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etalian posted:this one liner owned boom! barry bringing the heat
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Oct 3, 2015 18:41
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cram me sideways posted:
does he even TRY to play different characters in different movies? like, that's kind of the point of acting, isn't it?
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Oct 3, 2015 18:42
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it's not even a loving children's cartoon and he's doing the god drat loving dreamworks eyebrow thing what the gently caress you smug piece of loving poo poo argh gently caress ANGRY
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Oct 3, 2015 18:43
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photoshop shrek's face in the helmet and replace the words BRING HIM HOME with OGRES HAVE LAYERS
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Oct 3, 2015 18:44
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cram me sideways posted:it's not even a loving children's cartoon and he's doing the god drat loving dreamworks eyebrow thing what the gently caress you smug piece of loving poo poo argh gently caress ANGRY I think that poster is an effective and accurate depiction of the movie. It's just that the movie itself is sort of smug and annoying
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Oct 3, 2015 18:44
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Lotta people in here upset at handsome actor's face.
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Oct 3, 2015 18:45
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is it as bad as interstellar
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Oct 3, 2015 18:45
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imagine keir dullea's character in 2001 having that loving expression loving imagine him having witty reparte with HAL just rife with double entendre and innuendo loving imagine him playing AC/DC as he goes to fix the antenna, drumming his fingertips on the console imagine my huge fat loving form slowly rising from the depths of infinite space to loving eat this piece of poo poo alive
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Oct 3, 2015 18:47
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i rate the movie 7/10 pirateninjas
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Oct 3, 2015 18:47
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Mange Mite posted:I think that poster is an effective and accurate depiction of the movie. It's just that the movie itself is sort of smug and annoying matt damon's gonna science the poo poo out of you
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Oct 3, 2015 18:47
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BottledBodhisvata posted:Lotta people in here upset at handsome actor's face. They can't tolerate how symmetrical it is.
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Oct 3, 2015 18:48
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im gonna watch it on sheer principle now b/c of this thread
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Oct 3, 2015 18:48
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give him sunglasses. give matt damon some loving space sunglasses to wear so nobody can make eye contact with him while he's on mars growing potatoes and making webinars so he can jack off to himself later. do it.
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Oct 3, 2015 18:50
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If you have a Neil Degrasse Tyson movie poster in your studio apartment, you will be really excited over this movie.
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Oct 3, 2015 18:52
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actual blurb from the NYT review
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btw none of you or your kids or your grandkids are going to loving mars. you are not going to space. ever. none of this poo poo is happening, and none of it's for any good in any fashion. its governmental bodies jacking themselves off with too much loving money and making an appeal to higher intelligence, as if that were the only prerequisite to get on a rocket and go look at stars through a porthole the size of a hamster's rear end in a top hat. they have learned nothing and brought back nothing, and every endeavor beyond earth's atmosphere is for its own sake. rooting for some dipshit bouncing around the ISS is like rooting for your local sports team - it means nothing and accomplishes just as much. if you actually want to do something meaningful and awe inspiring in this lifetime, why not try to fix the blue marble you've already hosed up instead of looking into a telescope and going GOSH I WONDER WHAT THE CRAB NEBULA IS LIKE
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cram me sideways posted:btw none of you or your kids or your grandkids are going to loving mars. you are not going to space. ever. none of this poo poo is happening, and none of it's for any good in any fashion. its governmental bodies jacking themselves off with too much loving money and making an appeal to higher intelligence, as if that were the only prerequisite to get on a rocket and go look at stars through a porthole the size of a hamster's rear end in a top hat. they have learned nothing and brought back nothing, and every endeavor beyond earth's atmosphere is for its own sake. rooting for some dipshit bouncing around the ISS is like rooting for your local sports team - it means nothing and accomplishes just as much. hey man, do you have like a small soft animal you could pet right now? it might be a good idea to do that
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Oct 3, 2015 19:01
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Would it be possible to shoot Matt Damon into space?
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when casting it I wonder if it ever occurred to them thats its a big chunk of interstellar's cast. seems like this movie would've benefited from someone thinking that. or maybe thats the plan, sort of like casting Marlon Brando in The Freshman. 
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Oct 3, 2015 19:14
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Horniest Manticore posted:hey man, do you have like a small soft animal you could pet right now? it might be a good idea to do that His mom told him masturbation was bad.
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Oct 3, 2015 19:14
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Phlairdon posted:His mom told him masturbation was bad. i mean, i think matt damon sucks and all, but cmon now
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Oct 3, 2015 19:24
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*goes 2 space* i hath slipped the surly bonds of earth and found out, uh oh, this isn't like my animes at all. in fact, it loving sucks out here. *waves frantically at iPad* hi mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oct 3, 2015 19:27
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Im the 30 second Chinese propaganda scene awkwardly shoehorned into the movie
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Oct 3, 2015 19:28
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Vim Fuego posted:Im the 30 second Chinese propaganda scene awkwardly shoehorned into the movie lol
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I don't have a problem with Matt Damon. I have a problem with nerds who love GoT and LotR fantasy movies with elves and poo poo, but when a science FICTION movie is made (e.g., Gravity, Interstellar) they sperg out about how the rotational axis of the ship would have made some scene impossible and scoff at how stupid the movie is
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