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so much rear end hair 
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Oct 3, 2015 15:34
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Get a bidet
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Oct 3, 2015 15:36
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Universe Master posted:Get a bidet Link
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Oct 3, 2015 15:37
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Oct 3, 2015 15:37
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I'm getting some nair asap
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Oct 3, 2015 15:44
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Sitting here making GBS threads and thinking about the same thing. I might get my rear end in a top hat Teflon coated.
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Oct 3, 2015 15:45
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My toilet paper is always literally dripping with blood after each wipe.
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Oct 3, 2015 15:46
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maybe get a stoat, they used to train them to do that, kept them in a stoat box that you'd sit on after you crapped, just let the little guy clean up like one of those sucker fish that cleans a shark and when you're clean it just rolls up into a little ball and sleeps
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Oct 3, 2015 15:47
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Lysol wipes
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Oct 3, 2015 15:55
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Luvcow posted:maybe get a stoat, they used to train them to do that, kept them in a stoat box that you'd sit on after you crapped, just let the little guy clean up like one of those sucker fish that cleans a shark and when you're clean it just rolls up into a little ball and sleeps 
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Oct 3, 2015 16:06
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I legit shave my crack and pubes. It cuts down wiping by 80 % (I did the math) and makes you feel lighter. Try it
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Oct 3, 2015 16:23
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imurdaddy415 posted:I legit shave my crack and pubes. It cuts down wiping by 80 % (I did the math) and makes you feel lighter. Try it No
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Oct 3, 2015 16:35
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ill wipe ur rear end op
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Oct 3, 2015 16:36
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imurdaddy415 posted:I legit shave my crack and pubes. It cuts down wiping by 80 % (I did the math) and makes you feel lighter. Try it same but i leave the top triangle, i think it's slimming. Now the mystery is gone and first dates with goons won't be awkward.
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Oct 3, 2015 16:47
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Get a dog. Problem solved.
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Oct 3, 2015 20:45
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so dont do it, idiot
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Oct 3, 2015 20:46
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Toilets are badly designed, what's the point of pushing your poo poo out into a big bowl and getting rear end water all over yourself? I propose we replace all toilets with automatic enema machines that gently penetrate your rectum after you sit down and then suck all the faeces out of your rear. You'll no longer worry about tearing your haemorrhoids while straining to pass a brick, no longer have to deal with wiping or washing. There would be no gross smell or sounds either. Please don't steal my invention before I have time to patent it, thanks
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Oct 3, 2015 21:25
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CHANGE YER LIFE NIGGA SmarterFresh Hand Held Bidet Sprayer, Premium Stainless Steel Diaper Sprayer Shattaf - Complete Set for Toilet, Hand Sprayer for Bidet Toilet https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0108GMCWY/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_jNdewb1PXDF03
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Oct 3, 2015 21:27
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Jesus they hooked it directly to the cold water pipe, can you even imagine
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Oct 3, 2015 21:33
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It's worse for us girls. Trying being drunk as gently caress and making GBS threads out your 3:00 AM taco bell run and trying not get any of it in your oval office.
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Oct 3, 2015 21:50
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Big Brother was such a good magazine.
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Oct 3, 2015 22:08
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sometimes I leave it and let it crust up hard
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Oct 3, 2015 22:09
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I recall a lad in my form at school who espoused the advantages of excessive arse hair as his poo poo would gently slide down said hairs and slip stealthily into the water with barely a ripple
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Oct 3, 2015 22:12
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vermeul posted:sometimes I leave it and let it crust up hard its a good defense if youre at risk of being reamed
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Oct 3, 2015 22:13
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Here in these parts it's done with a polite pinch rather than a waffly wipe. Check your privilege op.
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Oct 3, 2015 22:18
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Apparently bears let their poo harden up into an impenetrable barrier in winter. I mean actual bears not big hairy men
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Oct 3, 2015 22:19
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 Mister Lonely posted:It's worse for us girls. Trying being drunk as gently caress and making GBS threads out your 3:00 AM taco bell run and trying not get any of it in your oval office. 
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Oct 3, 2015 22:38
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Mister Lonely posted:It's worse for us girls. Trying being drunk as gently caress and making GBS threads out your 3:00 AM taco bell run and trying not get any of it in your oval office. go on
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Oct 3, 2015 23:00
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just lol if you dont have your own Groom of the Stool
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Oct 3, 2015 23:31
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Luvcow posted:maybe get a stoat, they used to train them to do that, kept them in a stoat box that you'd sit on after you crapped, just let the little guy clean up like one of those sucker fish that cleans a shark and when you're clean it just rolls up into a little ball and sleeps wipe with your cat, the cat cleans itself
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Oct 3, 2015 23:42
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error1 posted:Jesus they hooked it directly to the cold water pipe, can you even imagine Its fine you pussy rear end beyotch
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Oct 4, 2015 00:00
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Seriously tho every apartment or house I move in to the first thing I fukken do BOOM rear end SPRAYER INSTALLED I'll poo poo five fukken times a day if I want it don't matter just HSSSHHHHHH clean as a dinner plate, dry off with the bath towel, oh maybe I'll do anther nug PLIP ------- HSHHHHHH done again gently caress do I care
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Oct 4, 2015 00:04
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lol just lol if you dont have the perfect fecal consistency that allows you to perform the single-wipe no-poop
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Oct 4, 2015 00:07
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living in bith middle east and western society i have concluded that the best way to poop is to take a poo poo and then have a shower. it's the only way to be sure
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Oct 4, 2015 00:09
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Mister Lonely posted:It's worse for us girls. Trying being drunk as gently caress and making GBS threads out your 3:00 AM taco bell run and trying not get any of it in your oval office. gnarly
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Oct 4, 2015 00:11
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Sheep-Goats posted:Seriously tho every apartment or house I move in to the first thing I fukken do BOOM rear end SPRAYER INSTALLED sorry about your crohns diseas
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Oct 4, 2015 00:13
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i was reloading posted:so much rear end hair like cleaning penut butter out of carpet amirite
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Oct 4, 2015 02:39
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error1 posted:Jesus they hooked it directly to the cold water pipe, can you even imagine So, how do you use those three shells?
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Oct 4, 2015 04:40
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Lascivious Sloth posted:living in bith middle east and western society i have concluded that the best way to poop is to take a poo poo and then have a shower. it's the only way to be sure my boyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Oct 4, 2015 04:44
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My friend ended up in a Kuwaiti hospital after a bidet accident. I'm not clear on the logistics of the whole thing, but it seems like his apartment stores water on the roof. It was supposed to flow thru some kind of cooling system before entering the apartments. The system failed and he ended up blasting his taint with scalding hot water.
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