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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
it was a horrible movie op why did you have to remind us of it we all did such a good job forgetting

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

why didn't they just go to Mars?

They couldn't go anywhere until the solved the equation to let them use gravity to launch buildings into space. Using conventional methods they would have been able to get a few thousand people at most to Mars or an underground moonbase.

Besides, if they are going to go to a planet without a breathable atmosphere they may as well just build sealed bio-domes on Earth instead. The planet wasn't going to blow up, the sun wasn't going nova, there was just a thing blighting all the crops and changing the gas composition of the atmosphere. So a sealed environment on Earth should work just as well as on Mars, maybe better since we'd still get the advantage of our magnetic shield and normal gravity. There were probably groups we didn't see working on exactly that. The problem is we've never gotten long-term sealed environments that include animals to work very well, so it's unlikely that they would solve the problem well enough to save a significant fraction of Earth's population that way.

Magical gravity lifts and a new planet with a breathable atmosphere would be better.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Angela Christine posted:

They couldn't go anywhere until the solved the equation to let them use gravity to launch buildings into space. Using conventional methods they would have been able to get a few thousand people at most to Mars or an underground moonbase.

Besides, if they are going to go to a planet without a breathable atmosphere they may as well just build sealed bio-domes on Earth instead. The planet wasn't going to blow up, the sun wasn't going nova, there was just a thing blighting all the crops and changing the gas composition of the atmosphere. So a sealed environment on Earth should work just as well as on Mars, maybe better since we'd still get the advantage of our magnetic shield and normal gravity. There were probably groups we didn't see working on exactly that. The problem is we've never gotten long-term sealed environments that include animals to work very well, so it's unlikely that they would solve the problem well enough to save a significant fraction of Earth's population that way.

Magical gravity lifts and a new planet with a breathable atmosphere would be better.

you didn't really answer my question here

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you didn't really answer my question here

Why would they go to mars? Mars doesn't have an atmosphere or magnetosphere. A sealed base on Mars would be worse than an identical sealed base on Earth. Mars is poo poo.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Angela Christine posted:

Why would they go to mars? Mars doesn't have an atmosphere or magnetosphere. A sealed base on Mars would be worse than an identical sealed base on Earth. Mars is poo poo.

mars has a magnetsphere. Also the should have just fixed earth

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Trapped in an eternal 4-sided time cube yelling murph

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nanomashoes posted:

Trapped in an eternal 4-sided time cube yelling murph

its "The Dig" all over again

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Also the should have just fixed earth

Agreed.

Their plan was pretty poo poo even if everything worked out. The damage on earth was caused by a micro-organism that had apparently infected every edible plant on earth (except corn). How did they plan to get living people to the new planet without a single spore of the bad thing hitching a ride and spreading the plague to the new planet? Hell, we don't see the astronauts do extensive decontamination before launching, so Anne Hathaway has probably already spread the plague to the new planet.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Angela Christine posted:

Agreed.

Their plan was pretty poo poo even if everything worked out. The damage on earth was caused by a micro-organism that had apparently infected every edible plant on earth (except corn). How did they plan to get living people to the new planet without a single spore of the bad thing hitching a ride and spreading the plague to the new planet? Hell, we don't see the astronauts do extensive decontamination before launching, so Anne Hathaway has probably already spread the plague to the new planet.

they mastered quantum physics but couldn't figure out what killed the plants. It is a dumb movie

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Angela Christine posted:

They couldn't go anywhere until the solved the equation to let them use gravity to launch buildings into space. Using conventional methods they would have been able to get a few thousand people at most to Mars or an underground moonbase.

No, they couldn't go anywhere because Michael Caine's character knows with absolute certainty that the equations are impossible to solve and tricks everyone into wasting their time on spurious busywork to make sure nobody solves any other problems instead. Plot omniscience does not excuse this and his character is the villain of the film.

e: The core reason for needing the antigravity tech to colonize another planet is because humanity is running out of food because all the crops are failing but at the end we're shown these giant comfortable space habitats with huge fields of crops :shrug: it just doesn't make any sense at all

Flesh Forge fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Oct 5, 2015

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
but they weren't impossible to solve you just needed time travel

one nice thing about this movie, this crisis with the plant plague is the only hurdle to humankind becoming extradimensional timelord beings who build infinite regress chambers inside black holes ??

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I did like that we don't have enough food to feed everyone but we have lots of gas to drive around on boondoggles in our giant rear end DODGE RAM pickup trucks

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
literally the best scene in the entire movie, lol

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



i wnated the movie to be about mchanahanhey and the robots hopping across planets getting into fun adventures

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

KoRMaK posted:

i wnated the movie to be about mchanahanhey and the robots hopping across planets getting into fun adventures

Possibly in a Lincoln town car

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

he's worth it

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


The Martian is the prequel to Interstellar.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

etalian posted:

The Martian is the prequel to Interstellar.

and a sequel to saving private ryan

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