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Jerk my head a lil so my wayfarers drop down to reveal my eyes and give her a cute wink and smirk
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Oct 4, 2015 05:52
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Planarch posted:if he isn't under 5'5" he has no excuse according to 538 Wait what the gently caress. Is this annual? There's no way this is cumulative. Number of Partners Males 30-44 report an average of 6-8 female sexual partners in their lifetime (Mosher, Chandra, & Jones, 2005). Females 30-44 report an average of 4 male sexual partners in their lifetime (Mosher, Chandra, & Jones, 2005). 3% of men have had zero sexual partners since the age of 18, 20% have had 1 partner, 21% have had 2-4 partners, 23% have had 5-10 partners, 16% have had 11-20 partners, and 17% have had 21 or more partners (Laumann, Gagnon, Michael, Michaels, 1994). 3% of women have had zero sexual partners since the age of 18, 31% have had 1 partner, 36% have had 2-4 partners, 20% have had 5-10 partners, 6% have had 11-20 partners, and 3% have had 21 or more partners (Laumann, Gagnon, Michael, Michaels, 1994). 20% of American men and 31% of American women have had one sex partner in their lifetime (Laumann, Gagnon, Michael, Michaels, 1994). 56% of American men and 30% of American women have had 5 or more sex partners in their lifetime (Laumann, Gagnon, Michael, Michaels, 1994). Number of sexual partners in lifetime 2013: Median number of opposite-sex partners in lifetime among men and women aged 25-44 years of age 2002, 2006-2010 and 2011-2013: Men: 6.6 Women: 4.3 1Advance Data No. 362, Tables 10 and 11 Adobe PDF file 2Special tabulation by NCHS JIZZ DENOUEMENT fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Oct 4, 2015 |
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Oct 4, 2015 05:54
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That's insane. I've had more than 6 sexual partners in the last year and I'm an ugly, poor, socially anxious goon. What the gently caress people get out there and sex!
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Oct 4, 2015 05:59
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To answer your question OP, probably go up to the hot girl and flirt the relentless game that I never realized I had until reading this thread, due to my skill as a sex-haver. Thanks a lot OP I feel empowered voted 5.
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Oct 4, 2015 06:01
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I'd ask her what the hell was wrong with her. Is she a retard or blind or what
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Oct 4, 2015 06:04
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Remember three marriages and swear never again.
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Oct 4, 2015 06:10
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Buy more meth.
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Oct 4, 2015 06:15
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:That's insane. I've had more than 6 sexual partners in the last year and I'm an ugly, poor, socially anxious goon. What the gently caress people get out there and sex! This may sound strange to you, but most people don't hire a prostitute every Friday night.
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Oct 4, 2015 06:27
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Serious Frolicking posted:make the cover of the book im reading clearly visible, even if it is some incredibly shameful fantasy novel Same. I hope she asks me about it. Haha, yeah, it's a bad book, but, see, I'm aware of that. Do you like elves? How about vampires?
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Oct 4, 2015 06:33
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Mister Lonely posted:jon pop is dead. Their is only Monique. congrats on discovering your true self jon pop
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Oct 4, 2015 06:40
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do silent smelly farts and pick my nose, bite my nails and crack my knuckles slurp and spill my coffee and stuff my mouth while eating
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Oct 4, 2015 07:52
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short women are hot, if theyre fit
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Oct 4, 2015 08:03
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Coffee shop isn't really an environment where I feel comfortable. Get up and leave.
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Oct 4, 2015 08:06
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Excuse me I am a goon idont leave the house.
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Oct 4, 2015 08:13
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>cast enlarge satan
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Oct 4, 2015 08:16
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"Does this smell like chloroform to you?" *it's actually chloroform*
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Oct 4, 2015 08:16
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Ask if she wants a bite of the raw potato I'm eating.
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Oct 4, 2015 08:16
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Be glad I have enough toilet paper.
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Oct 4, 2015 08:29
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*pours out entire canister of cream into an empty cup* "H-here I got this for you" 
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Oct 4, 2015 08:34
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Oct 4, 2015 08:50
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JP will be allowed to post slightly longer than usual because his current nonsense is harmless instead of hateful. this will be proof that gbs is truly a den of cock choppers and blue pillers.
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Oct 4, 2015 09:14
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be completely oblivious to her existence as I stare at my already empty tall mocha and wonder how the hell everyone manages to make theirs last over thirty minutes when I had finished mine mere minutes after ordering. I think I drink my coffee wrong.
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Oct 4, 2015 09:29
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Horniest Manticore posted:wait until she gets up, then sniff her seat except without the waiting part
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Oct 4, 2015 09:30
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snigger stupidly whilst reading gbs on my phone get all weird and embarrassed if someone asks what im reading
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Oct 4, 2015 10:04
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:JP will be allowed to post slightly longer than usual because his current nonsense is harmless instead of hateful. this will be proof that gbs is truly a den of cock choppers and blue pillers. Thing is that his current gimmick is making me think of buffalo bill from silence of the lambs. Jon pop tucking his junk in front of a mirror and saying "would you gently caress me? i'd gently caress me" is not a pleasant image to think of while i'm trying to eat a juicy steak.
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Oct 4, 2015 10:40
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Inflate throat sacs and croak
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Oct 4, 2015 17:11
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Go left, check inventory.
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Oct 4, 2015 17:55
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try to think of conversation openers everything you think of is stupid you are not good at this
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Oct 4, 2015 18:02
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become intensely aware that my pants are too big and have folded outward as I sat to resemble a boner, shuffle forwards and hunch over more
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Oct 4, 2015 20:26
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respect her privacy and continue doing what im doing
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Oct 4, 2015 20:28
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ask her politely to eat some raw coffee beans and poo poo them out so i can make coffee from them
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Oct 4, 2015 20:32
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you may be mistaking her for a civet
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Oct 4, 2015 20:46
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:you may be mistaking her for a civet OP never specified it was a hot human girl 
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Oct 4, 2015 21:03
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I wonder what the gently caress I am doing in a coffee shop since I don't drink coffee
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Oct 4, 2015 21:18
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imurdaddy415 posted:I wonder what the gently caress I am doing in a coffee shop since I don't drink coffee stalking hot girls of course
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Oct 4, 2015 21:57
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*realizes the hot girl is actually a hot cup of coffee* *everyone is coffee* *stares down at hands that reveal to be 2 coffee stirrers in a large cup of coffee*
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Oct 4, 2015 22:41
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*wonder if she's a boring bio-girl or one of the hot engineered ones
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Oct 4, 2015 22:59
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Tip fedora and say good evening mlady
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