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the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Windows 98 posted:

One of my ex's was a squiter. Kind hot until you are mopping up a literal gallon jug of vag juice as if Cytherea paid your house a visit.

I hosed a squirter who was on her period.

Bed ruined.

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Sintax posted:

Your ex was pissing, just like cytherea does. I think there is an actual squirt where there is a built up and release of an overproduction of vag lubricant (not clear piss)
yeah ive never been able to squirt it it just kinda builds up and then blorts out

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
i should probably practice launching pingpong balls first and once i can crack the drywall ill move on to advanced pussy pneumatics

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