Ladies and gentlemen: if you can squirt pm me thanks

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whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

pew pew pew *pilots squirtship thru assteroid belt*

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whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Windows 98 posted:

<&whoflungpoop> im gonna cuck ur girlfriend win
<&whoflungpoop> while she works on her mount collection
<&whoflungpoop> im gonna hold u down and gently caress u while shes playing wow in the other room
<&whoflungpoop> and she wont notice either she'll be playing video games
<&whoflungpoop> it will be a gbs cuckstory for the ages

everyone has a mount collection to work on :smugmrgw:

# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 03:12

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

encyclopedia sperg and the case of ITH JUTH PITH U KNOW

# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 03:25

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Sintax posted:

Your ex was pissing, just like cytherea does. I think there is an actual squirt where there is a built up and release of an overproduction of vag lubricant (not clear piss)

yeah ive never been able to squirt it it just kinda builds up and then blorts out

# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 06:36

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

i should probably practice launching pingpong balls first and once i can crack the drywall ill move on to advanced pussy pneumatics

# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 06:38

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