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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Blue Train posted:

she's hot in an attainable way and I like it

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Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


I know it's ONLY a trick of perspective but WITHERED HAND WITHERED HAND WITHERED HAND WITHERED HAND WITHERED HAND WITHERED HAND WITHERED HAND WITHERED HAND

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
Rashida Jones looks like Taylor Swift's older sister in that they both have no rear end or titties and live off nepotism

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Her sister was engaged to 2Pac.

Her character on Parks and Rec was indeed horribly bland. Her and Mark were complete wastes of screen time.

Also, Aubrey Plaza is more my style of woman.

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010
With all the porn documentaries and Twitter whatevers she seems like the type of person who'd make you put up with far too much bullshit before she put out.

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
Aubrey Plaza the same chick who checked out her pussy while leaving the sink running

Good girl

The Veler
Dec 26, 2012

FIRST TIME posted:

Aubrey Plaza is more my style of woman.

This! I think her character is far more interesting as well as her as a person.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
parks and rec had no good characters

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
I refuse to watch it because my name is Ron Swanson.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

MVP posted:

Aubrey Plaza the same chick who checked out her pussy while leaving the sink running

Good girl

She had to star in Grumpy Cat's christmas film just to pay the water bill.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007
I'd do poo poo with and to Aubrey plaza that would make Sasha Grey feel degraded.

Same for Kristen chenowith.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

kizudarake posted:

I'd do poo poo with and to Aubrey plaza that would make Sasha Grey feel degraded.

Same for Kristen chenowith.

strange choice but :agreed:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Slippery Tilde

MVP posted:

Aubrey Plaza the same chick who checked out her pussy while leaving the sink running

Good girl

and recorded it for some reason

i assume that reason was "being high as hell"

Motorola 68000
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."
Humans that have a mixed background (i.e. Black and white) have a stronger gene pool because of this diversity. They are usually better off than people who are all white and all black. It's science. That's why I'm all for mixing the races. Just makes us stronger.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Wizgot posted:

Humans that have a mixed background (i.e. Black and white) have a stronger gene pool because of this diversity. They are usually better off than people who are all white and all black. It's science. That's why I'm all for mixing the races. Just makes us stronger.

Explain all those hot rear end euros with pure white person blood then fucko

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

Yeah she's ridiculously attractive.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Explain all those hot rear end euros with pure white person blood then fucko

they got some neanderthal in em

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

I've long admired Jim for making the choice he did.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

comes along bort posted:

they got some neanderthal in em

Hot!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
I would like to do the sex to her (Rashida Jones)

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

comes along bort posted:

they got some neanderthal in em

what does my penis have to do with it

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I feel like I could definitely gently caress and maybe date Rashida Jones, I would never cheat on her - all her characters seem to really have an oral fixation so as long as she's not sporting some full on lunchmeat I will plow down and make her involuntarily pee- in the sexy way, all over my balls and pubes

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Monstrous Dooklord posted:

I feel like I could definitely gently caress and maybe date Rashida Jones, I would never cheat on her - all her characters seem to really have an oral fixation so as long as she's not sporting some full on lunchmeat I will plow down and make her involuntarily pee- in the sexy way, all over my balls and pubes

:stare:

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