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ops never been on a steel frame 1200 cc motorcycle
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Old Man Pants posted:45MPH road: everyone does about 50 and is calm The only time the speed you're traveling makes a difference is when you're traveling hundreds of miles along the freeway, and even then it's not really worth it.. A person traveling 100mph might make Las Vegas from LA an hour ahead of somebody traveling 70 mph. Just because your car can smoke me in a quarter mile doesn't mean you're getting to get to where you want to go that much faster.
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Oct 4, 2015 11:48
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Enfield posted:ops never been on a steel frame 1200 cc motorcycle No but I've been on a 356,000 cc carbon frame ferris wheel at the fair this past weekend.
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Oct 4, 2015 11:50
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SweetKarma posted:No but I've been on a 356,000 cc carbon frame ferris wheel at the fair this past weekend. oh cool did you eat any deep fried snickers bars? ive always wanted to try one but im too scared
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Oct 4, 2015 11:53
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I had a two hour and thirty minute (that's including both the trip to and from work) commute for all of 2012 and it was basically awful and made me feel like poo poo every day. I moved to a place 10mins away from work after that and life has been 1000x better since. I am never ever going to go through that again and I don't know how so many people can stand such long commutes. Live close to work, because gently caress driving and rear end in a top hat drivers. Vorik fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Oct 4, 2015 |
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Oct 4, 2015 12:29
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An hour commute on the southern I-5 is pretty much hell on Earth. Once you pass the bay area it gets better.
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Oct 4, 2015 12:46
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I drive to work at 180 km/h as my cruising speed. Germany 
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Oct 4, 2015 12:51
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The average person spends a year of their life waiting in queues- most of those are traffic queues. Going 5 over probably frees up at least a month of life.
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Oct 4, 2015 14:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZo2hhvvlpw
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Oct 4, 2015 14:44
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drive fast, speed turns me on
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Oct 4, 2015 14:50
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actually please don't drive fast, most people are terrible at doing it
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Oct 4, 2015 14:51
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Most people think other people are the bad drivers. If you've seen me drive a jeep in Halo you'll know I'm a drat good driver IRL.
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Oct 4, 2015 14:52
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SweetKarma posted:I drive about 30 minutes down the I-5 every morning on my way to and from work and drat near every one of you people are going 10+ miles an hour above the speed limit. What's your loving rush? You got a baby on the way or something? I have motherfuckers flipping me off as they pass me because I dared to drive the speed limit while passing a semi. Are you that desperate to get where you're going that you would endanger yourself and everyone else on the road just to get to your poo poo rear end job? Get up early and/or leave earlier so you can get to where the gently caress you're supposed to go. Once I hit 70 (California freeway speed limit) I hit the cruise control. It saves gas and my life. we don't like people who drive slow u just hosed up real bad
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Oct 4, 2015 14:53
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i drive fast on empty country roads which are abundant around my area. i also smoke weed while doing so and its great stress relief.
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Oct 4, 2015 14:55
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Isaac posted:New South Wales, Australia. Apparently it can get you if you haven't smoked in days but it still counts as a crime and you have to go to court and court sucks!!! This is especially retarded since drunks tend to speed up on the road while potheads slow down out of paranoia and being high.
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Oct 4, 2015 14:59
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SweetKarma posted:The only time the speed you're traveling makes a difference is when you're traveling hundreds of miles along the freeway, and even then it's not really worth it.. A person traveling 100mph might make Las Vegas from LA an hour ahead of somebody traveling 70 mph. Just because your car can smoke me in a quarter mile doesn't mean you're getting to get to where you want to go that much faster. what about when you drive the same 60 min commute every day? you are literally stealing my life from me and if you actually take longer than about 3 sec to pass a truck you're a dangerous moron. e: 70 mph isn't that slow though, so long as you stay out of the left lane as much as possible and consider it a passing lane and not a make-a-point-to-the-world lane I think you're good
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Oct 4, 2015 15:20
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SweetKarma posted:I drive about 30 minutes down the I-5 every morning on my way to and from work and drat near every one of you people are going 10+ miles an hour above the speed limit. What's your loving rush? You got a baby on the way or something? I have motherfuckers flipping me off as they pass me because I dared to drive the speed limit while passing a semi. Are you that desperate to get where you're going that you would endanger yourself and everyone else on the road just to get to your poo poo rear end job? Get up early and/or leave earlier so you can get to where the gently caress you're supposed to go. Once I hit 70 (California freeway speed limit) I hit the cruise control. It saves gas and my life. That's cool OP just stay the gently caress out of the left lane
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Oct 4, 2015 15:23
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i have a little satirical joke from my stand-up routine that goes "anyone who wants to drive slower than me is an idiot and anyone who wants to drive faster than me is an rear end in a top hat." live and let live, that's my policy.
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Oct 4, 2015 15:25
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:i have a little satirical joke from my stand-up routine that goes "anyone who wants to drive slower than me is an idiot and anyone who wants to drive faster than me is an rear end in a top hat." I mostly concentrate on airplane food jokes, prop comedy and casual but witty observations about audience members but I may have to steal that one.
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Oct 4, 2015 15:28
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I remember somebody overtaking me in a two lane road and giving me the finger because I was doing 42 on a 40. I know where this guy works now and what he drives
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Oct 4, 2015 15:30
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the other day this guy passed me on the highway, driving recklessly and speeding excessively. Then about 30 seconds later a highway patrol car drove by and pulled them over, love it when that happens
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Oct 4, 2015 15:39
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one thing I've learned recently is that goons are huge pussies when it comes to cars and drive like they're older than death
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Oct 4, 2015 15:49
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Aesop Poprock posted:one thing I've learned recently is that goons are huge pussies when it comes to cars and drive like they're older than death what if you like driving and have fast cars, you just take them to a track when you want to drive fast rather than risk killing people on public roads
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Oct 4, 2015 15:52
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I like to speed. I like to take off from lights really fast too. I like to go around corners fast. I really enjoy weaving through traffic. I don't agree with the flipping people off thing unless they are doing something ridiculous like doing 20 in a 70 zone or some poo poo. Even then I probably wouldn't bother flipping them off when I passed them. I don't know man, if you for sure know how to handle a car you can speed all you want and you probably won't ever crash. My father has never been in an accident his entire life and he speeds all the time. I have never been in an accident in my life and I speed all the time. I sometimes do stupid poo poo alone at nights with no one around but its never so dangerous that I would die instantly with one minor misstep. I have also been professionally trained in how to handle a car, so I know I am a minority of actual speeders out there. Only thing that pisses me off is people sitting in the fast lane either going under or doing just barely the speed limit. Only rule I always follow is to give way to super cars etc.
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Oct 4, 2015 15:53
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Newer cars can do 100 mph and feel like they're doing 50 anymore. How about we increase the speed limits put in place in the 50s so dickheads like the OP would be forced to shake their rear end. Besides if EVERYONE but you is doing 10 over then who's the hazard? The OP or everyone else?
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Oct 4, 2015 15:58
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I'm with you, OP. I can understand driving a few mph (<5mph) over the speed limit on freeways or major highways, but gently caress everyone who speeds down residential roads. There is no reason to be speeding through neighborhoods, where parked cars line the streets, kids are playing, people are walking dogs, etc. The double whammy are those who text while speeding through neighborhoods. 
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Oct 4, 2015 16:00
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johnny sack posted:The double whammy are those who text while speeding through neighborhoods. People who text while they are driving are actually mentally retarded. And I say that with the utmost respect to people who suffer from downs syndrome.
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Oct 4, 2015 16:01
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drive as slow as you want, but do it in the loving far right lane or I'm gonna go completely psycho on you
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Oct 4, 2015 16:09
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City of Tampa posted:drive as slow as you want, but do it in the loving far right lane or I'm gonna go completely psycho on you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEH9Zwo8JEM
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Oct 4, 2015 16:10
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City of Tampa posted:drive as slow as you want, but do it in the loving far right lane or I'm gonna go completely psycho on you This is doubly true in the Tampa Bay area. You haven't felt aggravation until you've tried to drive in an area full of olds. So many times my commute to work in an almost empty rural area in that part of FL takes longer then average, all because some old bitty in the front of a single-lane road is doing 40-45 on a 55. They also slam their brakes a half mile from the stoplight because they have zero depth perception, weave like drunks, and make their car come to an almost complete stop on the highway before sloooowly turning onto a side road. I time them for fun and my record so far is about 10 seconds, just to make a loving turn off the road. As for speed limits doing 5-8 over is normal, going the speed limit in an empty area is irritating but harmless, but people who ride your rear end and force you to go progressively faster until you're 20 over and finally can escape into another lane can die in a horrible car crash. Hopefully they run into the old fart doing 10 under in the left lane and take each other out.
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Oct 4, 2015 16:33
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Broken Machine posted:what if you like driving and have fast cars, you just take them to a track when you want to drive fast rather than risk killing people on public roads as long as you stay out of the left lane we're not going to have a problem because there's no reason for you and the other old ladies to ever be in it
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Oct 4, 2015 16:50
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http://blog.timesunion.com/gettingthere/police-see-bad-behavior-all-around-in-drivers-complaint/6939/ Those comments are fascinating.
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Oct 4, 2015 17:01
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when people pass me I get all mad max on their rear end and put on my spiked shoulder pads and poo poo and run them off the road
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Oct 4, 2015 17:03
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SweetKarma posted:I drive about 30 minutes down the I-5 every morning on my way to and from work and drat near every one of you people are going 10+ miles an hour above the speed limit. What's your loving rush? You got a baby on the way or something? I have motherfuckers flipping me off as they pass me because I dared to drive the speed limit while passing a semi. Are you that desperate to get where you're going that you would endanger yourself and everyone else on the road just to get to your poo poo rear end job? Get up early and/or leave earlier so you can get to where the gently caress you're supposed to go. Once I hit 70 (California freeway speed limit) I hit the cruise control. It saves gas and my life. your speedo is miscalibrated (very common) and you are being a loving jackass. if you are so rasta about it, how about dont block all of traffic passing the semi at +1 mph ? you know you are the reason traffic forms right?
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Oct 4, 2015 17:06
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Why do you do drugs? Why do you drive fast? Why do you cheat on your wife? Why do you cheat on your taxes? Why do you play sports? Why do you jump off buildings? Why do you race cars? Its fun....grow some nuts or take public transportation and get your Honda Insight off my highway. Some people get their adrenaline rush from coffee or porn in the morning, I get mine from stapling my balls to the throttle.
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Oct 4, 2015 17:17
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Aesop Poprock posted:one thing I've learned recently is that goons are huge pussies when it comes to cars and drive like they're older than death God no poo poo... I use the 110 daily. Every day is Gran Turismo map.
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Oct 4, 2015 17:20
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turns out that both speeders are people who dont speed are equally obnoxious gw every1
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Oct 4, 2015 17:36
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SweetKarma posted:I drive about 30 minutes down the I-5 every morning on my way to and from work and drat near every one of you people are going 10+ miles an hour above the speed limit. What's your loving rush? You got a baby on the way or something? I have motherfuckers flipping me off as they pass me because I dared to drive the speed limit while passing a semi. Are you that desperate to get where you're going that you would endanger yourself and everyone else on the road just to get to your poo poo rear end job? Get up early and/or leave earlier so you can get to where the gently caress you're supposed to go. Once I hit 70 (California freeway speed limit) I hit the cruise control. It saves gas and my life. You're right. You are the odd one driving much slower than everyone else. Speed up a bit before you cause an accident.
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Oct 4, 2015 18:40
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kant posted:You're right. You are the odd one driving much slower than everyone else. Speed up a bit before you cause an accident. Nope, he's going the speed limit. He won't be the cause of any accidents and won't be at fault for any. Manchildren driving their big vroom vrooms will have to deal with it.
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The bigger the truck, the bigger the loving rear end in a top hat driving it. This is a universal rule.
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