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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


But then I had to buy a bunch of hard drugs and poo poo and buy this account, now I'm down to like 30bux and 0 dignity. They were lined up outside my door for that dick sucking.

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

But then I had to buy a bunch of hard drugs and poo poo and buy this account, now I'm down to like 30bux and 0 dignity. They were lined up outside my door for that dick sucking.

God bless you

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
youre better than this OP I hope you find jesus and go to rehab soon

god bless

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


mdm posted:

youre better than this OP I hope you find jesus and go to rehab soon

god bless

I am better than you, get the gently caress out of my gloryhole.

edit - Jesus was one of my customers and he came onto me.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I am better than you, get the gently caress out of my gloryhole.

edit - Jesus was one of my customers and he came onto me.

This should be the new goon pay it forward thread

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

Can't believe you sucked 900 dicks in one night.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Rasmussen posted:

Can't believe you sucked 900 dicks in one night.

I can't either, but like my old man always told me, you gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps and make a living one dime at a time.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

So how many dicks is that? cause at $30 I could totally go for that, I actually like it.

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


you shouldnt charge for doing the things you love

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

proud of u op

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

gj, dude. Movin' up in the world.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
One step at a time the world is made a brighter place

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I usually charge that much without the massage table.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
The joke is you say 'I made $90.05 sucking dick.' And then we say 'who gave you the nickle?" And then you say "all of them."

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Germstore posted:

The joke is you say 'I made $90.05 sucking dick.' And then we say 'who gave you the nickle?" And then you say "all of them."

Instead I let the joke play out naturally like a true boss.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

lol if you make less than 90 an hour sucking dick

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
doing the lord's work OP

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Pound_Coin posted:

you shouldnt charge for doing the things you love

gently caress that, your time is always worth getting paid for, even if it's sucking filthy dicks in a dive bar.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Hang on a minute, no one said anything about the dicks being filthy.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

You should consider finding a niche fetish market you can appeal to if you really want to move up in the dick sucking industry. I recommend appealing to the feeder community, not only do they pay top dollar they'll also cover all your food expenses.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I want my money back

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
i don't know how much I would charge for just a blowjob, it's always been full service for me, and that's a grand...

goku how much should i charge for a hummer? imagine im a high-class educated escort who's worth the price

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


notZaar posted:

gently caress that, your time is always worth getting paid for, even if it's sucking filthy dicks in a dive bar.

I dunno man, getting paid makes it into work

TeamIce
Mar 16, 2004
LET JESUS FUCK YOU


the dick sucking factory has crashed the prices on bj's due to its mass production

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Germstore posted:

The joke is you say 'I made $90.05 sucking dick.' And then we say 'who gave you the nickle?" And then you say "all of them."

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Thus cornering the nickel market

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
They say if you love what you do than it's not really working. Glad you filled the tip jar!

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Darth123123 posted:

I want my money back

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i suck a mean dick

not in a gay way thoughg

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
How many dicks are we talking about here?

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Pope Corky the IX posted:

How many dicks are we talking about here?

Rasmussen posted:

Can't believe you sucked 900 dicks in one night.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Jesus, how many dick sucking baby gokus do we have on these dead gay forums

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
hey this dick isn't going to suck itself. but what if it did? what if it did

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

dick sucking should be its own reward OP not everything needs a monetary incentive

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
so what's your technique like? Do you work the shaft and balls? Lots of tongue action? Do you finger the pee hole?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Ben Smash posted:

so what's your technique like? Do you work the shaft and balls? Lots of tongue action? Do you finger the pee hole?

all of these

sometimes (depending on the person) i'll do a little anal stimulation too

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
6 dicks in a row?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i know they say "in space, no one can hear you scream", but do you think thats real? i mean, how would anyone know that? seems a little suspicious to me...

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

PARKING SPOT RESERVED FOR TWINKS ONLY

*gestures to mouth agap*

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Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


numberoneposter posted:

dick sucking should be its own reward OP not everything needs a monetary incentive

this is what i was sayin

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