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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
i did outbound callcentre work we used to play the "Miaow" game from Super Troopers during our calls

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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Jukeboxblues posted:

I worked in a call center for 6 months once. I got fired because I spent my last day there just staring blankly at the screen for about 4 hours. It was the best day I ever had there.

my best day at a callcentre was when between calls i listneed to the guy i sat next to. Hearing only half of the conversation as he said "you're right sir, i am an idiot. Now on a scale of 1 to 5...."

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
*slams headset down storms out* this isnt even my final form

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Moola posted:

definitely the part that used to believe in the good in humanity

dick still here and working

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Philosopher King posted:

There was some dude who chamged his number to a 900 number in europe and tried to keep telemarketers on the line as lomg as possible.

keep them talking as long as possible and get right up to the point of giving them payment details then tell them to get a better job and hang up

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
the job i have noiw my boss is a ghost which is awkward

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

a carnival of friendly delights

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

ROFLburger posted:

have you guys considered looking elsewhere for employment?

i'm going to download a job

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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Al Borland posted:

Next telemarketer that calls I'm gonna just start a conversation with about how they're doing and whats going on in their life. Their life is lovely enough I'm sure they could use a 10-15 minute break just talking poo poo.

you'll just piss them off because you're wasting their time muchhh likkkee youururr po

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