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ble form of cancer. *eschews modern medicine* *drinks POM wonderful and meditates*
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Oct 4, 2015 19:19
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Oct 4, 2015 19:20
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I'm the first illegal liver from brazil steve jobs got.
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Oct 4, 2015 19:21
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Stebe was a proper oval office and his gadgets are poo poo
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Oct 4, 2015 19:23
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Oct 4, 2015 19:23
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Oct 4, 2015 19:24
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Who do you guys think will be the first immortal tech billionaire? My money is still on Larry Ellison, but Elon Musk is a close second.
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Oct 4, 2015 19:26
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Ohnonotme posted:Pancreatic cancer isn't exactly "very treatable" - you're pretty much hosed if you get it. Most of the time, yeah, but not the variety Jobs had.
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Oct 4, 2015 19:27
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Ohnonotme posted:Pancreatic cancer isn't exactly "very treatable" - you're pretty much hosed if you get it. he had the form that is fairly treatable, not the more common death sentence one
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Oct 4, 2015 19:28
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Ohnonotme posted:Pancreatic cancer isn't exactly "very treatable" - you're pretty much hosed if you get it. jobs had like the one super-rare type of pancreatic cancer that actually is treatable.
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Oct 4, 2015 19:28
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*eats fruits exclusively* *uses organic deodorant* *stinks*
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Oct 4, 2015 19:28
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Dies and leaves somewhat competent non-assholes in charge of things at Apple.
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Oct 4, 2015 19:28
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*gets treatment*
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Oct 4, 2015 19:28
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My Q-Face posted:I do own a bunch of Apple stuff. All of it is stuff that came out after he died. He died like a thousand years ago in tech years so it isn't that surprising.
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Oct 4, 2015 19:29
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Jobs let himself die, he had fallen out with the Illuminati and they told him he could die respected and of cancer, or else all the rape dungeons would go public.
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Oct 4, 2015 19:29
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Universe Master posted:He died like a thousand years ago in tech years so it isn't that surprising. Yeah, but everything since he died is mostly (itunes  ) better than what he was putting out.
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Oct 4, 2015 19:31
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* is declared a modern day genius*
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Oct 4, 2015 19:33
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*Makes deviant lifestyle enabling products*
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Oct 4, 2015 19:36
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*coffee enema's, cabbage soup for every meal, and 16 hours a day acupuncture*
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Oct 4, 2015 19:37
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lmao he was such a prick.
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Oct 4, 2015 19:37
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Please tell me they left his car permanently parked on the handicap spot when steve died
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Oct 4, 2015 19:38
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error1 posted:Please tell me they left his car permanently parked on the handicap spot when steve died Car? You mean segway.
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Oct 4, 2015 19:41
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is this......a reference?
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Oct 4, 2015 19:46
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Ghaz posted:is this......a reference?
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Oct 4, 2015 19:49
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the fact that a objectively horrible human being is heralded as a genius because he made consumer devices slightly less lovely looking says all there is to be said about our society.
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Oct 4, 2015 19:55
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Mange Mite posted:jobs had like the one super-rare type of pancreatic cancer that actually is treatable. Seriously, like 99.9999% of the time if you get pancreatic cancer you are completely hosed but Jobs had the one completely curable form of pancreatic cancer that cancer patients would kill to have.
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Oct 4, 2015 19:55
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Ohnonotme posted:Pancreatic cancer isn't exactly "very treatable" - you're pretty much hosed if you get it. He had enough money to just buy a Chinese kid and have the organs frozen for when you need them. Why didn't he just get a transplant or is a Pancreas transplant not a thing?
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Oct 4, 2015 19:57
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Son of Rodney posted:the fact that a objectively horrible human being is heralded as a genius because he made consumer devices slightly less lovely looking says all there is to be said about our society. he didn't even do that his army of engineers developed everything that apple didn't steal from elsewhere. jobs was p much pt barnum
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spud posted:He had enough money to just buy a Chinese kid and have the organs frozen for when you need them. Why didn't he just get a transplant or is a Pancreas transplant not a thing? Pancreas transplant is a thing but pancreatic cancer is so malignant that you are so hosed that a pancreatic transplant would be a complete waste of time, money and an organ. Jobs did have a liver transplant though and used a rich person loophole, he listed himself on every organ donor registry in the country and had his private jet on standby to fly him anywhere in the country on a moments notice if one became available.
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Oct 4, 2015 20:03
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Please dont make fun of lord and saviour Stephen P Jobs
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i'm glad he's dead
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Oct 4, 2015 20:06
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*gets cancer treated and returns to the money showers
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steve jobs was on an all fruit diet up until the week he died.
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