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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > What are your favorite names for fat women?
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Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
I get it started. Mine are:

-Thunder Thighs
-Shamu

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
theres a big fat chick that works in a different division with me, her names Bessie. was pretty sure that was exclusively given to farm animals, but nope, her parents gave her that name and she grew into it.

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Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
 OP's mom

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Ill Peripheral posted:

OP's mom
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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Ill Peripheral posted:

OP's mom

You leave Alice out of this!

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Kleen_TheRowdyDog

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Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
"The Gunt"

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tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
Heifer is a good one and underused.

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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Excess Baggage
Wide Load

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Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
MY WIFE

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Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Ill Peripheral posted:

OP's mom
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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Ill Peripheral posted:

OP's mom

Nefarious posted:

MY WIFE

same thing

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Future Ex-wife
Mister
Bertha

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Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
Hamplanet

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www
Aug 4, 2010

 in my league

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ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Bertha

e: which happened to be my great-grandmother's name, she was 5'4" skin and bones and REFUSED to have anyone call her by it

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

 slattern, trollop, and wench, OP

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I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

tetsuo posted:

Heifer is a good one and underused.
came in here to post this

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Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
slam whale

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Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
 I'd rather have a 5'9 weighing 131 lbs, than someone the same size with 214 lbs more meat snap my neck in coitus.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Rolly polly dollies.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Pound (cake) town

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
The Great Continental Divine

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Mount Killinmaboner

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

 From-Behind-Jigglers

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

 Cleveland Self-Esteemers

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

 fat bitch

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Grimass.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
The Soviet Sphere of Flatulence.

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

 The Big Easy

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

 Large Simpson

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Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
Betty
Bertha

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Thomas the Stank Engine

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
The United Waists of America

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
 Ambulards

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
So irrelevant to humanity that it's not worth giving them the dignity of a name.

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Lemon
May 22, 2003

 Porkahontas

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Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
Tons of Fun

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Becky the Bringer of Famine.

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Action-Bastard
Jan 1, 2008

 Snorlax

or if she's a bitch:

Whorelax

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