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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
my mom

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Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
Lovely lady.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Ape Fist posted:

Lovely lady.

Makes a hell of a puttanesca sauce. Her paella is also top tier

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
she's no microwaves mom

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i took the op's mom out for a nice dinner and she gave me a kiss at the end of the night. i'll probably invite her to see the martian with me next weekend. A+ she is a fine lady imho

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
you guys are SICK

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

you guys are SICK

your mom took care of me when i was sick a few weeks ago she's very nice and makes good soup

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

you guys are SICK

I would expect better from THE DOG HOUSE's mom's son

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Hell Yeah posted:

i took the op's mom out for a nice dinner and she gave me a kiss at the end of the night. i'll probably invite her to see the martian with me next weekend. A+ she is a fine lady imho

Same.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
who is this mysterious seductress who has won the hearts of so many goons?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
she's a good face sitter

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


a classy lady who knows how to please a man

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
had chipotle last night

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012


you bastard

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Hell Yeah posted:

you bastard

In all fairness I'll probably take her to the second run, discount movie place.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hell Yeah posted:

you bastard

don't be so mad at your new stepdad

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
we had a cup of tea this morning and talked about how much she loves retirement, very nice lady.

then I rammed my cock up her rear end until coitus

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

a bone to pick posted:

we had a cup of tea this morning and talked about how much she loves retirement, very nice lady.

then I rammed my cock up her rear end until coitus

you don't know what coitus means, do you

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you don't know what coitus means, do you

he doesn't but ops mom does

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

jackyl posted:

he doesn't but ops mom does

:boom:

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
she taught me how to sew and we go fabric shopping sometimes shes a really cool lady

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I thought coitus meant orgasm but it means sex, sorry OPs mom.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

a bone to pick posted:

I thought coitus meant orgasm but it means sex, sorry OPs mom.

learn more words stupid. Reading books helps

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zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
ops mom kissed my bo bo when i fell off the swing. top top lady.

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