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Minarch posted:

also stephen pastis can bone up any time, but he can only reach orgasm if he makes a convoluted pun

You might say his flesh is willing... but his spurt is... whack

lorn Wayne posted:

yeah you could say he isn't very NERMAL

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Booo!

273423-X posted:

Jim Davis hasn't drawn a garfield comic in years

lorn Wayne posted:

hey man, it would've been right at home in a garfield strip

273423-X posted:

Jim Davis hasn't drawn a garfield comic in years

Parallax Scroll posted:

does someone else draw it now? or do they not make garfield anymore

Toxxupation posted:

As a teenager I suffered from severe depression and formed a strong bond with the character Garfield and his outlook. Its sad but reading garfield anthologies obsessively was the only thing that made me feel normal and it eventually took on something of an erotic fixation.

To avoid feeling like a sicko I drew pictures of garfield with a womans(Think Pamela anderson circa 1991) body and garfields head, so that I was assured that my fixation wasn't with animals or repressed homosexuality. This garfield/pam hybrid still had the same biting wit and acerbic outlook and tended to cut herself in self loathing while wolfing down a lasagna to fill the void after sleeping with drawings of a much more handsome and muscular version of myself. These drawings eventually evolved into erotic fanfiction starring garfield and myself (In my head Garfield still has a womans body but someone reading the stories would think Im having sex with regular Garfield.) I killed off Jon in a jealous rage, I didn't touch Odie, I enjoy his companionship and don't mind if he watches.

The stories are your pretty basic wish fulfillment stuff, balanced with self loathing rants. I've been doing this near daily for years and I have a substantial amount of writing in a folder I keep buried in 8 different folders.

My girlfriend stumbled across them by accident when they came up in a search and is pretty freaked out. How can I show her I'm just a normal guy with a weird outlet for my psychological problems and not some kind of sicko?

Here is a small sample so you get the picture.

I looked at her as she lay on the floor crying, my satisfied cock dripped droplets of life juice on her toes, flaccid yet still distended, looking satisfied like a man who has just run a mile and is rewarding himself with a slice of pie.

She reached for the knife as she always did and sliced into her familiar wound, mumbling 'i hate you, i hate you'. Its your own worthless soul you hate, god hates us all and thats why he laughs, he created the world to laugh at our pain, now eat up! I kicked her in the stomach incapacitating her and as she doubled over forced a pan of lasagna down her stupid throat, she coughed most of it up but I made her lick up every last drop as she cried the tears of an empty soul I found my cock get hard from her pain and went for her ***, rubbing her blood gushing forearm into her stupid face.

Odie looked at me with a look of fear mingled with hatred but he new not to interfere, and I could tell by his doggie hardon that he didn't truly mind, she would suck him off later he knew for my amusement. I made her suck many people off, to gain friends in the community but mostly to humiliate her and destroy any self esteem she had left.

kuddles posted:

Actually, OP, Jim Davis has a team who churn out the comics and hasn't drawn a Garfield comic for two decades. It was his end goal, being a former ad executive, to create a comic that has global appeal and plenty of merchandising opportunities, and to work on it as little as possible.

He gets his boner from making money, and his hard-on will exist for all eternity.

Minarch posted:

I'm really not understanding cahracter motivations, maybe post this in creative convention for constructive criticism?? in particular, why does pamfield believe god hates her if she has a pan of lasgana to eat

Toxxupation posted:

As a teenager I suffered from severe depression and formed a strong bond with the character Garfield and his outlook. Its sad but reading garfield anthologies obsessively was the only thing that made me feel normal and it eventually took on something of an erotic fixation.

To avoid feeling like a sicko I drew pictures of garfield with a womans(Think Pamela anderson circa 1991) body and garfields head, so that I was assured that my fixation wasn't with animals or repressed homosexuality. This garfield/pam hybrid still had the same biting wit and acerbic outlook and tended to cut herself in self loathing while wolfing down a lasagna to fill the void after sleeping with drawings of a much more handsome and muscular version of myself. These drawings eventually evolved into erotic fanfiction starring garfield and myself (In my head Garfield still has a womans body but someone reading the stories would think Im having sex with regular Garfield.) I killed off Jon in a jealous rage, I didn't touch Odie, I enjoy his companionship and don't mind if he watches.

The stories are your pretty basic wish fulfillment stuff, balanced with self loathing rants. I've been doing this near daily for years and I have a substantial amount of writing in a folder I keep buried in 8 different folders.

My girlfriend stumbled across them by accident when they came up in a search and is pretty freaked out. How can I show her I'm just a normal guy with a weird outlet for my psychological problems and not some kind of sicko?

Here is a small sample so you get the picture.

I looked at her as she lay on the floor crying, my satisfied cock dripped droplets of life juice on her toes, flaccid yet still distended, looking satisfied like a man who has just run a mile and is rewarding himself with a slice of pie.

She reached for the knife as she always did and sliced into her familiar wound, mumbling 'i hate you, i hate you'. Its your own worthless soul you hate, god hates us all and thats why he laughs, he created the world to laugh at our pain, now eat up! I kicked her in the stomach incapacitating her and as she doubled over forced a pan of lasagna down her stupid throat, she coughed most of it up but I made her lick up every last drop as she cried the tears of an empty soul I found my cock get hard from her pain and went for her ***, rubbing her blood gushing forearm into her stupid face.

Odie looked at me with a look of fear mingled with hatred but he new not to interfere, and I could tell by his doggie hardon that he didn't truly mind, she would suck him off later he knew for my amusement. I made her suck many people off, to gain friends in the community but mostly to humiliate her and destroy any self esteem she had left.

lorn Wayne posted:

kuddles posted:

Actually, OP, Steve Jobs has a team who churn out the software and hasn't sat at a terminal for two decades. It was his end goal, being a former ad executive, to create a brand that has global appeal and plenty of merchandising opportunities, and to work on it as little as possible.

He gets his boner from making money, and his hard-on will exist for all eternity.

symbolic posted:

i don't remember this one for some reason

Minarch posted:

in the very first comic it si revealed that jon is a cartoonist and garfield is a cat. what if the whole time it was the other way around???

symbolic posted:

what ever happened to lyman

Minarch posted:

i hear that jon and liz are dating now? kinda jumping the shark there

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

he was to gay for the 1980s

Minarch posted:

i hear that jon and liz are dating now? kinda jumping the shark there

Say Nothing posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySGtniX4QrU