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I like to date women for a few weeks and soon as they pull the whole "I'm falling for you" I cut off all communication and as Jay-z once said "onto the next one". The trick is to never show the women where you live. I made the mistake on this last one of telling her where I work and now I'm worried she is going to stalk me. Ghosting is great thanks to some of the great messages you get. If you need any tips on successfully ghosting let me know.
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sound good to me, thanks for letting me know.
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Oct 5, 2015 01:21
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op ur sex life is a ghost/ scientifically not proven to exist
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Oct 5, 2015 01:22
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act like a ghost and stop living
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Oct 5, 2015 01:22
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but op ur moms sex life is proven to exist
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Oct 5, 2015 01:22
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Don't post the messages or anything. That might actually be funny.
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Oct 5, 2015 01:22
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jackyl posted:op ur sex life is a ghost/ scientifically not proven to exist
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Oct 5, 2015 01:23
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Don't post the messages or anything. That might actually be funny. I delete them so future women that I'm going to ghost don't come across them. This is key to successfully ghosting.
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Oct 5, 2015 01:23
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Grow up ladies, you're pussy ain't poo poo.
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Oct 5, 2015 01:23
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Sounds very uninteresting op don't tell me more
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Oct 5, 2015 01:23
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Mr. McGibblets posted:I delete them so future women that I'm going to ghost don't come across them. This is key to successfully ghosting. Oh ok..congratulations then I guess. I'll go read a different thread.
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Oct 5, 2015 01:24
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Dramatically recreate some of the best messages from memory at least., and post them.
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Oct 5, 2015 01:26
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1 Much like the op
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Oct 5, 2015 01:27
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skeletons are like eee eee eee ghosts are like ooo ooo ooo
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Oct 5, 2015 01:28
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the trick I like to use is have sex with them so they're wildly disappointed lol owned bitches
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Oct 5, 2015 01:29
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"Hey a little disappointed that you just kind of disappeared. Not sure if it was something I did or you met someone else, but gently caress you either way there is no reason you couldn't just tell me to my face. I actually liked you but you've just shown me all men are alike."
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Oct 5, 2015 01:29
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i like to invite women over and wall them in until they starve to death and haunt my house
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Oct 5, 2015 01:30
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busting makes me feel good
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Oct 5, 2015 01:31
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Mr. McGibblets posted:"Hey a little disappointed that you just kind of disappeared. Not sure if it was something I did or you met someone else, but gently caress you either way there is no reason you couldn't just tell me to my face. I actually liked you but you've just shown me all men are alike." Psh thats it? lol if you haven't at least gotten suicide threats or fake pregnancy scares.
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Oct 5, 2015 01:31
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buttkiss posted:act like a ghost and stop living lol
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Oct 5, 2015 01:32
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LegoPirateNinja posted:i like to invite women over and wall them in until they starve to death and haunt my house on fetlife we call that amantialldoing and I'm the monresssor of that poo poo
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Oct 5, 2015 01:32
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Mr. McGibblets posted:"Hey a little disappointed that you just kind of disappeared. Not sure if it was something I did or you met someone else, but gently caress you either way there is no reason you couldn't just tell me to my face. I actually liked you but you've just shown me all men are alike." I like how you're bragging about being a passive-aggressive beta bitch.
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Oct 5, 2015 01:39
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Overwined posted:I like how you're bragging about being a passive-aggressive beta bitch. I'm just letting women know that they aren't special snowflakes.
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Mr. McGibblets posted:I like to date women for a few weeks and soon as they pull the whole "I'm falling for you" I cut off all communication and as Jay-z once said "onto the next one". The trick is to never show the women where you live. I made the mistake on this last one of telling her where I work and now I'm worried she is going to stalk me. Ghosting is great thanks to some of the great messages you get. If you need any tips on successfully ghosting let me know. drat you're a little bitch. How small do your stones have to be that you fear someone talking to you?
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Oct 5, 2015 01:42
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Mr. McGibblets posted:I'm just letting women know that they aren't special snowflakes. Actually you're not. You're not doing a loving thing because you lack the guts to speak your mind. Don't worry, it's a common beta characteristic. I'm sure when you get a little older you'll see the wisdom of what I'm saying.
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Oct 5, 2015 01:42
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seems like a lot of work.
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Oct 5, 2015 01:43
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honestly it's the best way to "date"
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Oct 5, 2015 01:44
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Overwined posted:Actually you're not. You're not doing a loving thing because you lack the guts to speak your mind. Don't worry, it's a common beta characteristic. I'm sure when you get a little older you'll see the wisdom of what I'm saying. Nah I'm the alpha dog I don't have to explain myself to anyone. WOOF!
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Oct 5, 2015 01:44
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rezatahs posted:honestly it's the best way to "date"
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Oct 5, 2015 01:44
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My method of pwning bitches is to treat them with honesty and respect. Then I play the "long game" where I interact with her as an adult and we discover our compatibility with one another, forging a bond of mutual trust and friendship. After a few months of dating, we decide as a couple whether we wish to discontinue the relationship with one another or take it to the next level. If all goes well, within a couple years I "pop the question" and we get married. Then I enjoy what is hopefully a lifetime with a person I care for and who cares for me in turn and I don't die a lonely, pathetic sack of poo poo.
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Oct 5, 2015 01:46
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i just ghost my self by never leaving the house
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Oct 5, 2015 01:48
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i act as a funny, attentive-if-a-little-clingy boyfriend until there's a really big mud puddle on the ground, then shove her face in it and fun away laughing e:that's a sick typo, i'm leaving it.
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Oct 5, 2015 01:49
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Applewhite posted:My method of pwning bitches is to treat them with honesty and respect. Then I play the "long game" where I interact with her as an adult and we discover our compatibility with one another, forging a bond of mutual trust and friendship. After a few months of dating, we decide as a couple whether we wish to discontinue the relationship with one another or take it to the next level. If all goes well, within a couple years I "pop the question" and we get married. Then I enjoy what is hopefully a lifetime with a person I care for and who cares for me in turn and I don't die a lonely, pathetic sack of poo poo.
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Applewhite posted:My method of pwning bitches is to treat them with honesty and respect. Then I play the "long game" where I interact with her as an adult and we discover our compatibility with one another, forging a bond of mutual trust and friendship. After a few months of dating, we decide as a couple whether we wish to discontinue the relationship with one another or take it to the next level. If all goes well, within a couple years I "pop the question" and we get married. Then I enjoy what is hopefully a lifetime with a person I care for and who cares for me in turn and I don't die a lonely, pathetic sack of poo poo. hosed up if true
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Oct 5, 2015 01:51
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sometimes I don't respond to my wife's texts
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Oct 5, 2015 01:51
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stay safe foppery ghost
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Oct 5, 2015 01:53
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Applewhite posted:My method of pwning bitches is to treat them with honesty and respect. Then I play the "long game" where I interact with her as an adult and we discover our compatibility with one another, forging a bond of mutual trust and friendship. After a few months of dating, we decide as a couple whether we wish to discontinue the relationship with one another or take it to the next level. If all goes well, within a couple years I "pop the question" and we get married. Then I enjoy what is hopefully a lifetime with a person I care for and who cares for me in turn and I don't die a lonely, pathetic sack of poo poo. Gonna try this. I'll post again in a few decades if it works.
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Applewhite posted:My method of pwning bitches is to treat them with honesty and respect. Then I play the "long game" where I interact with her as an adult and we discover our compatibility with one another, forging a bond of mutual trust and friendship. After a few months of dating, we decide as a couple whether we wish to discontinue the relationship with one another or take it to the next level. If all goes well, within a couple years I "pop the question" and we get married. Then I enjoy what is hopefully a lifetime with a person I care for and who cares for me in turn and I don't die a lonely, pathetic sack of poo poo. 
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Oct 5, 2015 02:02
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At what point do you rattle a chain in her attic? Can you do this at any point in the relationship or does it have to happen before you meet her?
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You know OP is showing this thread to his nonexistent friends and high-fiving manniquens over his sick burns.
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