I like ghosting women AMA

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Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

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# ? Oct 5, 2015 02:45

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 17:36

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

Applewhite posted:

My method of pwning bitches is to treat them with honesty and respect. Then I play the "long game" where I interact with her as an adult and we discover our compatibility with one another, forging a bond of mutual trust and friendship. After a few months of dating, we decide as a couple whether we wish to discontinue the relationship with one another or take it to the next level. If all goes well, within a couple years I "pop the question" and we get married. Then I enjoy what is hopefully a lifetime with a person I care for and who cares for me in turn and I don't die a lonely, pathetic sack of poo poo.

this but ironically

# ? Oct 5, 2015 05:44

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Applewhite posted:

My method of pwning bitches is to treat them with honesty and respect. Then I play the "long game" where I interact with her as an adult and we discover our compatibility with one another, forging a bond of mutual trust and friendship. After a few months of dating, we decide as a couple whether we wish to discontinue the relationship with one another or take it to the next level. If all goes well, within a couple years I "pop the question" and we get married. Then I enjoy what is hopefully a lifetime with a person I care for and who cares for me in turn and I don't die a lonely, pathetic sack of poo poo.

mods?

# ? Oct 5, 2015 09:36

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

porkchop_express posted:

skeletons are like eee eee eee
ghosts are like ooo ooo ooo

how dare you ! ?

# ? Oct 5, 2015 09:44

EngineerSean: Feb 9, 2004; by zen death robot

Applewhite posted:

My method of pwning bitches is to treat them with honesty and respect. Then I play the "long game" where I interact with her as an adult and we discover our compatibility with one another, forging a bond of mutual trust and friendship. After a few months of dating, we decide as a couple whether we wish to discontinue the relationship with one another or take it to the next level. If all goes well, within a couple years I "pop the question" and we get married. Then I enjoy what is hopefully a lifetime with a person I care for and who cares for me in turn and I don't die a lonely, pathetic sack of poo poo.

don't forget occasionally scaring them by yelling "BOO!"

# ? Oct 5, 2015 09:44

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

pretend GBS is a woman who is falling for u

# ? Oct 5, 2015 10:43

3D GAY WORLD: May 15, 2007

You're a lovely, broken excuse of a human being (and also really boring).

# ? Oct 5, 2015 10:48

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

g-g-g-ghost women!

i'm scared

# ? Oct 5, 2015 10:53

I am Toni Lippi: Aug 16, 2004

Stay safe relationship ghost.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 10:55

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Applewhite posted:

My method of pwning bitches is to treat them with honesty and respect. Then I play the "long game" where I interact with her as an adult and we discover our compatibility with one another, forging a bond of mutual trust and friendship. After a few months of dating, we decide as a couple whether we wish to discontinue the relationship with one another or take it to the next level. If all goes well, within a couple years I "pop the question" and we get married. Then I enjoy what is hopefully a lifetime with a person I care for and who cares for me in turn and I don't die a lonely, pathetic sack of poo poo.

Word. And you can still ghost them bitches. Give it 60 or 70 years, and BAM, you die on them dizzy broads. They never see or hear from you again.

Try and text a guy now, bitch, while they're six feet under.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 11:09

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

ghosts aren't real you retards

# ? Oct 5, 2015 11:16

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

plain blue jacket posted:

ghosts aren't real you retards

ghosts are just skeletons with all the bones removed. ill admit it is much easier to prove the existence of whimpering cowards, though.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 11:18

goatse.cx haver: Oct 17, 2010; precious metals

i like my women how i like my ghosts

scary, with a tragic past and unable to be touched

# ? Oct 5, 2015 11:41

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

EngineerSean posted:

don't forget occasionally scaring them by yelling "BOO!"

Yeah I do that sometimes, too :3:

# ? Oct 5, 2015 11:43

Drunken Baker: Feb 3, 2015; VODKA STYLE DRINK

OP please post your "Dennis System" in full thank you.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 11:52

suburban virgin: Jul 26, 2007; Highly qualified lurker.

I "ghost" women by keeping to the shadows and wearing my sneaking suit. They never even realise I'm there. Sometimes I have to distract their attention using tossed magazines and blow-up dolls, but I prefer not to leave any traces. No-one ever said Foxhound was easy, but I'm ready to S-rank this bitch.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 11:52

suburban virgin: Jul 26, 2007; Highly qualified lurker.

There's nothing girls love more than a surprise, and there's nothing more surprising than a shotgun beanbag to the face.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 11:54

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

op I think you meant to post this here instead, or maybe here. This seems like a community that'd love to hear your tips

# ? Oct 5, 2015 11:58

Quote-Unquote: Oct 22, 2002

ChogsEnhour posted:

OP please post your "Dennis System" in full thank you.

B-e a huge pussy
E-ngage with own hand
T-ell the internet that you're a huge stud irl
A-gonise over worthless life

# ? Oct 5, 2015 12:34

communism bitch: Apr 24, 2009

Applewhite posted:

My method of pwning bitches is to treat them with honesty and respect. Then I play the "long game" where I interact with her as an adult and we discover our compatibility with one another, forging a bond of mutual trust and friendship. After a few months of dating, we decide as a couple whether we wish to discontinue the relationship with one another or take it to the next level. If all goes well, within a couple years I "pop the question" and we get married. Then I enjoy what is hopefully a lifetime with a person I care for and who cares for me in turn and I don't die a lonely, pathetic sack of poo poo.

lol gay

# ? Oct 5, 2015 12:42

Drunken Baker: Feb 3, 2015; VODKA STYLE DRINK

Quote-Unquote posted:

B-e a huge pussy
E-ngage with own hand
T-ell the internet that you're a huge stud irl
A-gonise over worthless life

Fived for this.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 13:21

Ralp: Aug 19, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

this is a good thread now despite the extremely bad op, therefore "Mr. McGibblets" may no longer post in this thread.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 13:36

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

i think i ghosted my mom

whoflungpoop posted:

pretend GBS is a woman who is falling for u

lol

# ? Oct 5, 2015 13:48

JiimyPopAli: Oct 5, 2009

The only thing less interesting than this thread is the OP.

1.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 14:01

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

is that like hoverhands but with the whole body

# ? Oct 5, 2015 14:39

thunderspanks: Nov 5, 2003; crucify this

Applewhite posted:

My method of pwning bitches is to treat them with honesty and respect. Then I play the "long game" where I interact with her as an adult and we discover our compatibility with one another, forging a bond of mutual trust and friendship. After a few months of dating, we decide as a couple whether we wish to discontinue the relationship with one another or take it to the next level. If all goes well, within a couple years I "pop the question" and we get married. Then I enjoy what is hopefully a lifetime with a person I care for and who cares for me in turn and I don't die a lonely, pathetic sack of poo poo.

well, i think i found my new tinder bio

# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:24

Mr. McGibblets: Sep 17, 2015; by Deplorable exmarx

Ralp posted:

this is a good thread now despite the extremely bad op, therefore "Mr. McGibblets" may no longer post in this thread.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 17:00

Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

A powerful act of civil disobedience

# ? Oct 5, 2015 17:14

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Aralan posted:

A powerful act of civil disobedience

Je suis Mr. McGibblets

# ? Oct 5, 2015 17:17

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

I only date perfect 10s so as a result I am still a lonely bitter virgin BUT I DESERVE THE BEST AND I WILL NOT SETTLE!!!!!

# ? Oct 5, 2015 17:42

Dean of Swing: Feb 22, 2012

Countdown to Gibbs ghosting SA.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 17:48

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Dean of Swing posted:

Countdown to Gibbs ghosting SA.

Hey, I noticed you kind of stopped posting on SA. Not sure if it was something we said or if maybe you just started posting in another online community but gently caress you either way.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 17:54

Mr. McGibblets: Sep 17, 2015; by Deplorable exmarx

Applewhite posted:

Hey, I noticed you kind of stopped posting on SA. Not sure if it was something we said or if maybe you just started posting in another online community but gently caress you either way.

*Doesn't respond*

# ? Oct 5, 2015 17:56

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Luvcow posted:

I only date perfect 10s so as a result I am still a lonely bitter virgin BUT I DESERVE THE BEST AND I WILL NOT SETTLE!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uLI6BnVh6w

# ? Oct 5, 2015 17:59

communism bitch: Apr 24, 2009

Mr. McGibblets posted:

Some nerd probably already reported this lol

# ? Oct 5, 2015 18:22

WIFEY WATCHDOG: Jun 25, 2012; Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

My dick is a gosht

# ? Oct 5, 2015 19:10

Confounding Factor: Jul 4, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

jackyl posted:

op ur sex life is a ghost/ scientifically not proven to exist

# ? Oct 5, 2015 19:13

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

unfortunately in this age of equality that means she won't show you her place either so you're both forced to spend money on garbage you already have in your house. what's the over under on this situation being cheaper than a stalker

that would be a better ending for your great and totally real post

# ? Oct 5, 2015 19:13

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

The insecurities you have become posts inside of poo poo threads and like this you keep them alive

# ? Oct 5, 2015 19:19

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scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Mr. McGibblets posted:

"Hey a little disappointed that you just kind of disappeared. Not sure if it was something I did or you met someone else, but gently caress you either way there is no reason you couldn't just tell me to my face. I actually liked you but you've just shown me all men are alike."

Every time you post a Jon Pop rereg gets its wings.

# ? Oct 6, 2015 01:03

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