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Hello! My name is MonsterWalk and I'm a fan of a bad team. As a fan of a bad team I can tell you that football season is a lovely mix of cowardly hope and accelerating despair. This year, I'd like to do something about it and I'd also like to help you! I know you. You don't have a team or wish you didn't. Maybe your QB is broken or maybe your o-line couldn't stop Eric LeGrand or maybe you're just a Cheifs fan, whatever. I know the pain you're feeling. You still want to root for your team but you also want to invest in good football. It's ok. It's natural. Who can help? What can we do? We can find you a Foster Team. With a little help from your friends: TFFF. (The Football Funhouse Fosters) A Foster Team. would be your secondary NFL team. An NFL Mistress, if you will. Consider this the NFL version of "Ashley Medison" without all the Duggaring. You'll still begrudgingly love and passionlessly root for your main team but you'll have a new, hot Foster Team. Here's how it works: 1.) Post your vitals in the thread like so: Team: Why I'm Sad: (Give a brief synopsis of why your team makes you sad.) Likes: (List three things you love. Ex: Great D, Fast WRs, The Color Green.) 1. 2. 3. Dislikes: (List three things that you hate. Ex: Weak Secondary, Fumbles, Alex Smith.) 1. 2. 3. 2.) One of our local TFFFers will quote your post and offer their team as a foster for the week. They'll tell you a bit about their team and tell you why their team is a great fit for you! 3.)The Foster Fan will watch a game that week and report back to the thread, reflecting on their experience. 4.) Either Adoption or back to step 1! C'mon, TFF! Help the less football fortunate, Foster A Fan today!
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Team: Why I'm Sad: The Browns are bad and continue to be bad. Likes: 1. Good QBs 2. Simple D scheme 3. Cool Offensive Coordinator Dislikes: 1.The Steelers 2. Bad O-Lines 3. Old, Busted WRs
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Oct 5, 2015 02:22
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MonsterWalk posted:Team:
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Oct 5, 2015 02:43
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think I'll just kill myself instead
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Oct 5, 2015 02:44
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It worked for me!
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Oct 5, 2015 02:46
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MonsterWalk posted:Team: The Bengals.........reject your upbringing and join The Dark Side. 
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Oct 5, 2015 02:50
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Second the Bengals.
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Oct 5, 2015 07:04
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Team: The Houston Texans Why I'm Sad: The grandest experiment in taking in former Patriots yet Likes: 1. Pass rush 2. Offense that isn't excruciating to watch 3. Good QBs Dislikes: 1. Constant screens and draws on 3rd and long 2. Loudmouth coaches 3. Gingers
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Oct 5, 2015 07:45
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Oct 5, 2015 08:02
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Team: Cleveland Browns Why I'm Sad: (Give a brief synopsis of why your team makes you sad.) You know, I love going to the muni lot, and I love the family-friends connection I have with this team. I hate the team itself though. I hate the fact that ever since Butch Davis went mental they've tried to do this Bill Belichick circa 1992 poo poo with running the ball and stopping the run. No one in the loving NFL does this any more, not even Bill Belichick himself. The loving team REFUSES to draft playmakers and has made it this grand lovely tradition of drafting offensive and defensive lineman with our first picks. So while other teams get the Julio Jones's of the world? we get stuck with some lovely offensive lineman that doesn't do a single drat thing I cheer for this team also partially out of spite. A lot of the idiots in the greater akron-canton-kent region have given up on the Browns because they have a weaker disposition for bad football than I do. The teams they now follow is the Steelers. These are people that have never set foot in the state of Pennsylvania, have probably never even been to Sheetz let a lone Primanti Bros, yet they have the loving nerve to brag about their titles to my face all the loving time. I love my stupid team, but they really need to adopt a fast paced passing offense and make it playmaker based. Likes: (List three things you love. Ex: Great D, Fast WRs, The Color Green.) 1. History 2. Passing oriented offense. 3. Decently cool looking jerseys/merchandise. (I'm in the market for a new hoodie to wear.) Dislikes: (List three things that you hate. Ex: Weak Secondary, Fumbles, Alex Smith.) 1. Steelers 2. Ravens 3. Bengals To add? My dad bought two shares of Packers stock when they went public so I'm really, really tempted to go follow them a lot more closely than I have in the past. He's said the rights would be mine when he's done with them and he said that I could even go to the shareholders meeting on his behalf sometime. (we've recieved stuff in the mail for this). I realize the whole "Stock" tihng is kind of bullshit but it's kind of a fun excuse for me to follow them My youth football team growing up was also named the Packers, and I think they could perhaps be a good fit if there's any packers goons who want to get me into them
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Oct 5, 2015 08:14
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Team: Buffalo Bills Why I'm Sad: (Give a brief synopsis of why your team makes you sad.) A totally new football fan. Picked the Bills cuz I like underdogs. What I wasn't anticipating was Rex Ryan's Penalty Showcase. Likes: (List three things you love. Ex: Great D, Fast WRs, The Color Green.) 1. Underdogs 2. Cool merch 3. Passing-based O Dislikes: (List three things that you hate. Ex: Weak Secondary, Fumbles, Alex Smith.) 1. The Patriots 2. The Dolphins 3. Penalties
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Oct 5, 2015 10:54
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Bills are not a bad team they just have a coach with only one game plan.
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Oct 5, 2015 15:49
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MonsterWalk posted:Team: Okay the defensive scheme isn't simple but whatever, you'll live. Also, the offensive coordinator is technically some dude named Harold Goodwin...but really it's Bruce Arians, and he's one cool motherfucker.  And since you're a Browns fan, you're likely familiar with the quarterback work of Carson Palmer. But now, you don't have to quiver in fear as he unloads bombs on your defense. Which, really, Bruce Arians loves. He learned to stop worrying and love the bomb. Ghost of Reagan Past fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Oct 5, 2015 |
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Oct 5, 2015 15:59
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Team: Texans Why I'm Sad: Front office likes money, doesn't care about football Likes: (List three things you love. Ex: Great D, Fast WRs, The Color Green.) 1. Lots of passing 2. Defenses that generate turnovers 3. Good line play Dislikes: (List three things that you hate. Ex: Weak Secondary, Fumbles, Alex Smith.) 1. Bad kickers 2. Bad owners 3. The color blue
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Oct 5, 2015 16:18
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pasaluki posted:Broncos He said "offense that isn't excruciating to watch" and "good QBs"
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Oct 5, 2015 16:26
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pasaluki posted:Broncos lol no
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Oct 5, 2015 16:28
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Intruder posted:lol no Serious answer to everything you asked for is the Patriots. They're even getting lots of sacks this year! You basically get to watch what your Patriots retreads are failing to duplicate for real!
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Oct 5, 2015 16:29
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We all should be Patriot fans. It is the team we all deserve.
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Oct 5, 2015 16:41
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Ghost of Reagan Past posted:Congratulations you are now an Arizona Cardinals fan. Join the bandwagon before it fills up, the road to 18-1 begins now. SOLD! I'm an Arizona Cardinals Fan this week! I'm excited to root for the unholy, unnatural re-surging Carson Palmer and smooth Koach Kangol.
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Oct 5, 2015 17:31
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Ehud posted:think I'll just kill myself instead A viable third option!
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Oct 5, 2015 17:32
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Team: Bears Why I'm Sad: The Bears cannot develop talent, specifically QB, yet always win just enough games to never draft in the top 3 in their franchise history. So no shot at ever getting a Luck, Manning, etc that doesn't need developing Likes: 1. Points. All of them, as long as they have 1 more than the other team 2. Unleashing the dragon 3. Great offensive lines Dislikes: 1. Relying on defense 2. Relying on running game 3. Rest of NFC north
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Oct 5, 2015 17:38
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MonsterWalk posted:Team: Intruder posted:Team: The Houston Texans FuzzySkinner posted:Team: Cleveland Browns Hijo Del Helmsley posted:Team: Buffalo Bills Daedra posted:Reversal of fortune! You are now a Titans fan!
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Oct 5, 2015 17:38
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mastershakeman posted:Team: Bears ARIZONA CARDINALS
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Oct 5, 2015 17:40
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It is a shame to see [A 'THE BROWNS' FAN] root for the Steelers coordinator and his Steelers West Football Club no matter the cost. good luck
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Oct 5, 2015 17:41
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Intruder posted:Team: The Houston Texans So there's the Vikings, but the QB part may be a bit of a sore subject...
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Oct 5, 2015 17:45
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We have been sorely lacking in a mod watching the Vikings since Gendo left.
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Oct 5, 2015 17:53
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Korranus posted:Team: Texans I'm sorry you dislike the color blue, but you are now a Patriots fan. This may trigger you.
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Oct 5, 2015 17:53
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Team: Buffalo Bills Why I'm Sad: They don't really make me sad, they make me angry. I need a second team to turn to when I can no longer watch due to the insane penalties/half the team is injured again/forgot how to offense. This previously was Cleveland but I have realized I don't hate myself nearly enough to be a Bills/Browns fan. Likes: 1. Playmaking D (sacks and picks for days! So what if we gave up 500 yards?) 2. The term 'scrappy underdog' 3. Good special teams Dislikes: 1. The Patriots. Seriously, gently caress the Patriots. 2. One-note offenses 3. Cement-footed pocket QBs
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Oct 5, 2015 17:55
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Dexo posted:ARIZONA CARDINALS Palmer unleashes the dragon? Really?
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Oct 5, 2015 17:57
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Shameful rear end fans itt. The only acceptable reason to root for another team is if your main teams name is super duper racist
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Oct 5, 2015 18:01
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mastershakeman posted:Palmer unleashes the dragon? Really? Yeah, Bruce Arians loves the deep ball. His QB's take a ton of hits for it. Palmer's sucked at them this year (2 of 14 on passes 20+ yards in the air), but last year he was 8/29 in 6 games.
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Oct 5, 2015 18:01
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Cavauro posted:It is a shame to see [A 'THE BROWNS' FAN] root for the Steelers coordinator and his Steelers West Football Club no matter the cost. good luck He has been baptized and redeemed in the Arizona Wastes. He is pure.
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Oct 5, 2015 18:16
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If you guys would stop demanding even mildly competent QB play the Jets would be the team for you all 
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Oct 5, 2015 18:20
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As a browns fan you will be uniquely prepared for the traditional end of season QB roulette after Palmer gets injured in week 10.
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Cavauro posted:It is a shame to see [A 'THE BROWNS' FAN] root for the Steelers coordinator and his Steelers West Football Club no matter the cost. good luck He was a Browns coordinator first I think.
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Oct 5, 2015 19:13
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The Bengals bandwagon is closed. No one else is allowed to root for them
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Oct 6, 2015 00:10
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Flikken posted:He was a Browns coordinator first I think. The whole division was just eachothers' coordinators and position coaches (or from college teams in eachothers' states) but let's not get nitpicky when the truth is right there in your hearts
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Oct 6, 2015 00:11
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:The Bengals bandwagon is closed. No one else is allowed to root for them Aw, shucks! They look like they'll be very good this year. I think there is still room for a Chiefs fan or two.
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Oct 6, 2015 00:14
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The Packerwagon is always open. We have lots of beer and bratwurst and also a really good QB... and somehow 13 sacks in the last 2 weeks, when did we get a pass rush?
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Tempest_56 posted:Team: Buffalo Bills Have you considered College Football? I feel like Northwestern Wildcats or a dozen other teams fit the bill.
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