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Hello my fellow academics and esteemed colleagues. In my newest essay I have published the lengthy research I conducted to discover what I consider to be the very first meme. This meme is silicon dated to be even older than the few remaining "try to watch this without laughing" videos that have been for too long thought to be our oldest memes. Feel free to follow the link given on the video app tablets provided by the seminar, or if you are more comfortable logging in to The Collective Cloud via your eye-drives please do so. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk I will be taking questions afterwards. Thank you.
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i'm tron gay
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Oct 5, 2015 03:07
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Recently found what seems to be an archaic form of media (silver disc-shaped object with one reflective side and one inscribed with writing) labeled "Hamster Dance"; retrieval of the data within may substantiate Goldwitz's "Theory of Proto-Crazy Frog". Analysis reveals it to be Canadian (New Alaskan to those unfamiliar with the history of the superstate) in origin. Will report back once a method to retrieve data from the disc is found.
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Oct 5, 2015 03:32
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I have recently returned from a dig site located along the southern shores of western Colorado. I was able to recover what the memians of antiquity may very well have called a "lapped Computer". After hours of trying to stabilize and recover the data contained within the extremely warn machine, its almost intolerably slow i7 3.5Ghz processor began to cooperate with me. The only file in the system was labeled "schfifty five.mov". I watched excitedly to see what our memester ancestors had left for us. My life has never been the same. I cannot find a moment's rest without the sounds of the insidious film rattling throughout my brain. Its call echoes to me at all hours. My only peace is found in the moments that I break and find myself watching the work on repeat for days at a time. I will never share what I have found, for I feel it is too powerful, and I would not wish this curse on my greatest enemy.
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Oct 5, 2015 05:38
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times were simpler then...
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Oct 5, 2015 05:40
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in 2088 , hipsters dress up with their holo clothes as numa numa, badger badger, chocolate rain, and so on
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Oct 5, 2015 05:40
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are you ready for some mr t ate my baws? *country music plays*
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Oct 5, 2015 05:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yesyhQkYrQM
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Oct 5, 2015 05:46
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id like to attend but every member of my gender was replaced with sexbots in the sadman revolt of 2044
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Oct 5, 2015 06:48
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Evidence shows that our ancestors worshipped cats and dogs
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Oct 5, 2015 06:54
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whoflungpoop posted:id like to attend but every member of my gender was replaced with sexbots in the sadman revolt of 2044 This statement is hosed up, even though it is the truth.
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Oct 5, 2015 14:21
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memelolgical studies
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Oct 5, 2015 14:29
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"You see, it was about ethics in video games journalism."
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Oct 5, 2015 14:29
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We believe we have traced the origin of this meme back to a telegram sent by Winston Churchill to the German forces in World War II after a successful sortie to capture the Axis' various outputs and sites of operation:code:
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Oct 5, 2015 14:35
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What is that man doing to his anus!?
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Oct 5, 2015 14:53
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An alien ship investigates the ruins of a long-dead New York City . . . "General, sir! I found a page filled with links to all the information we seek! Everything we've been searching for is all here in one place!" *clicks first link* "Hmmm . . . this link labeled kennedy_actualshootervid.mpg leads to a video of a man dancing and singing a jaunty song while a bartender cleans a glass." *clicks second link* "Sir, the next link labeled illuminati_originsandhistory.pdf directs me to the same smiling man singing the same song." *click* *click* *click* *click* "Sir, every link on this page leads to the same thing! What does it mean?" "Well lieutenant, this civilization isn't just going to give away their history. Clearly the answers are all encoded into this music video. I want every available resource dedicated to its analysis. This is the key to unlocking the secrets of Earth's last civilization. Let's move it, move it, move it!" *General walks away humming* ♫Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!♫ "drat, that's catchy!"
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