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actually it was the royal canadian kilted yaksmen sheeshg
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 04:37 |
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Toadvine posted:how narrow is a chimney? if its too narrow to even put your arms at your side, you'd have to really cram yourself in to get stuck. wide enough to gently caress you bro your arms are stuck against your sides i bet
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 04:42 |
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nomadologique posted:wide enough to gently caress you bro i'm guessing you'd try to lower yourself down at first, then drop the rest of the way. which means he might have gotten stuck with his arms above his head
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 04:54 |
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Toadvine posted:how narrow is a chimney? if its too narrow to even put your arms at your side, you'd have to really cram yourself in to get stuck. Mental-Rectangle posted:
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 04:54 |
So if we start putting treasure in our chimneys we can rid the world of idiots. Neat.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 05:03 |
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Yeah so there's a perfect cabin in the middle of nowhere that I can easily beak into. Better shimmy down the chimbly. Chimbly.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 05:09 |
Toadvine posted:how narrow is a chimney? if its too narrow to even put your arms at your side, you'd have to really cram yourself in to get stuck. god drat it look at the picture you stroke you "back and foot" down to the bottom where it widens up, then you don't have any leverage to "back and foot" your way back up. then you dehydrate to death while contemplating your life.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 05:10 |
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I'm looking at the picture but it's only a side view, does it fan out sideways as well? No matter, because anyone capable of climbing out would know better than to lower themselves down a drat chimney smh
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 05:21 |
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Novo posted:i'm guessing you'd try to lower yourself down at first, then drop the rest of the way. which means he might have gotten stuck with his arms above his head ah yes this is more likely in any case the arms are obviously out of commission otherwise one does not get stuck
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 06:02 |
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EAT FRESH in a chimney.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 06:05 |
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Novo posted:i'm guessing you'd try to lower yourself down at first, then drop the rest of the way. which means he might have gotten stuck with his arms above his head that would really suck. what an uncomfortable position to be stuck in for so long. if I have to sit in one place waiting for my humiliating and inevitable death due to terminal stupidity I at least would want to be able to hunch down in a ball to do it.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 06:10 |
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So he was going to break into and 'hang out' in someone's cabin and decided to go through a loving chimney, lol Seriously though, what a poo poo way to die All he could do was look up and watch the sun slowly rise and fall and just wait to dehydrate to death.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 06:13 |
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I just can't believe using children to clean chimneys was cool at one point. It deformed them and gave em scrote cancer. I just can't figure out how enough survived to become "master" chimney cleaners. I guess that is why they were allowed to have six apprentices. 1/6 success rate on not gettin cancer or dying.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 06:14 |
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I still think that one Russian? girl who died in their catacombs in the dark is one of the worst deaths I heard of. Reading that story where they found her body really bothered me.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 06:23 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:I still think that one Russian? girl who died in their catacombs in the dark is one of the worst deaths I heard of. Reading that story where they found her body really bothered me. Need to link this please
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 06:36 |
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"teen's sister Ruth told KRDO her brother was likely looking for a place to hang out and chose the cabin. She said she feels the circumstances of his death are 'very weir'" When my uncle died because he OD'd on booze and prescription pills. It didn't really phase me that much but at least I didn't describe it as "very weird"
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 06:41 |
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ugh fine here is a reddit thread about it https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/z98uh/this_is_what_happens_when_you_get_lost_in_the/ On January 1st 2005, a young Ukranian teenage girl named Masha put on her make-up, packed up some champagne, and headed out for her New Years Eve nights party. She was headed into the Odessa catacombs, the 2,500 kilometers of dark rocky tunnels which run underneath the city. The catacombs were once the preferred hideout of rebels, criminals, and eccentrics. During WWII Ukrainian rebel groups hid within the labyrinthian catacombs and today there is an entire Ukrainian subculture of catacomb explorers with dozens of semiprofessional groups, often quite competitive, exploring the catacombs. They go on multi-day underground treks, known as expeditions, to document and map the system. The 2005 New Years eve party was great. Everyone was having a good time, drinking and having fun. But at some point in the night Masha decided to drunkenly explore the catacombs. This was a mistake. She quickly became separated from her party, and unable to find her way back. Nor were her friends able to locate her. A massive search effort was launched but they weren't able to find her among the 2,500 kilometers of often unmapped tunnels. It took a full two years before the police were able to locate her body and retrieve it from the catacombs. Her body had been partially mummified by the cold cool air. Based on where she was found it is believed Masha spent at least three days wandering in the freezing cold and pitch black before dying of dehydration.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 06:42 |
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Knight posted:I wonder how many corpses Santa finds each Christmas According to snopes.com there's no recorded evidence of it ever happening http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/stuck.asp Snopes.com: ruining your internet fun since 1995!
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 06:52 |
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I've wondered why people don't put a cross-bar right at the top of chimneys the way castles did for the castle poopers, which you definitely could climb up, as invaders did in the siege of Château Gaillard.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 06:56 |
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Nobody ever expects the poopsmith to turn traitor
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 07:06 |
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I probably would have abandoned the chiminy route at the prospect of getting all sooty. Was he going to just hang out all dirty in that cabin?
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 07:17 |
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The article I read said this guy's knees were positioned above his head when they found him. I'm guessing he probably slipped and got wedged in there real good preventing him from being able to breath. I'd say this dude suffocated to death not long after he entered the chimney.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 07:40 |
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as a child my worst way to die was at the hands of someone too retarded/ignorant to know they were killing you. maybe if i watched more tv about people getting trapped in small spaces i would have changed my mind.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 08:54 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:ugh fine here is a reddit thread about it https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/z98uh/this_is_what_happens_when_you_get_lost_in_the/ wasnt this a poe and/or lovecraft story?
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 09:36 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I-b_GJ4ltk
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:According to snopes.com there's no recorded evidence of it ever happening no evidence of santa discovering a corpse in someone's chimney? well I should think not
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 10:44 |
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B.H. Facials posted:The article I read said this guy's knees were positioned above his head when they found him. I'm guessing he probably slipped and got wedged in there real good preventing him from being able to breath. I'd say this dude suffocated to death not long after he entered the chimney. it said skeletal remains. I think that implies that he was no longer in exactly the position in which he died.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 10:46 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:What an awful loving way to die. lol I like to think he screamed himself super hoarse to the point he couldn't make any noise at all. Then the owner of the cabin comes in on a cold day and shoves a few logs in the chimney to warm the place up and roasts him alive. E: FIRST TIME posted:Worst part would have been falling asleep and then waking up and remembering that you're dying, trapped in a chimney. Lmfao. This thread delivers. nomadologique posted:do you thin his body got turned into jerky by the woodsmoke and lasted a few extra years before going skeletal? Probably got smoked into a nice fine jerky mummy. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 11:10 on Oct 6, 2015 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:I still think that one Russian? girl who died in their catacombs in the dark is one of the worst deaths I heard of. Reading that story where they found her body really bothered me. French catacombs, get lost down there and you'll never come back out. E: Pretty much the same as what you said, but worse. Way worse, the ruins are flooded, filled with thousands of bones of other dead people, absolute pitch black, and god knows what else. If you vanish down there no one will find you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxJkMlqYrys That said still better than dying in a chimney cause there you can at least lay down and go to sleep death. In a chimney you're literally stuck and hosed. making GBS threads and pissing in your own pants. Lol I bet he couldn't even look up enough to see if it was day or night. I wonder how high he was when he thought this was a good idea. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 11:24 on Oct 6, 2015 |
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Al Borland posted:That said still better than dying in a chimney cause there you can at least lay down and go to sleep death. In a chimney you're literally stuck and hosed. making GBS threads and pissing in your own pants. Lol I bet he couldn't even look up enough to see if it was day or night. I wonder how high he was when he thought this was a good idea. obviously he still thought it was a good idea at least like ten feet off the ground
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 12:22 |
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al borland you are stone loving cold
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 12:28 |
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:obviously he still thought it was a good idea at least like ten feet off the ground Yeah I mean you have to scale the cabin to get up there, THen you have to try and bust the part used to keep animals from getting in off. Seriously, this guy was really committed to breaking into a cabin the dumbest way possible. lonesomedwarf posted:al borland you are stone loving cold No mercy in my heart for chimney b&e felons.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 12:29 |
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Al Borland posted:I like to think he screamed himself super hoarse to the point he couldn't make any noise at all. Then the owner of the cabin comes in on a cold day and shoves a few logs in the chimney to warm the place up and roasts him alive. i like to think this as well.. i like to sit back in my computer chair wearing this cozy sweater in my nice house and think about this
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 12:32 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:i like to think this as well.. i like to sit back in my computer chair wearing this cozy sweater in my nice house and think about this It almost makes me wish I had a little cabin in the woods with a fireplace. My parents have a fireplace at their home maybe when I visit them on the holidays I'll stoke a fire in the chimney and think of some merry thoughts. Until then I think I too will get up in some fuzzy warm comfy blankets and sleep, knowing when I wake up I wont be trapped in a stone, soot filled, vertical standing coffin waiting for the sweet release of death.
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 12:43 |
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Al Borland posted:It almost makes me wish I had a little cabin in the woods with a fireplace. My parents have a fireplace at their home maybe when I visit them on the holidays I'll stoke a fire in the chimney and think of some merry thoughts. hosed up if true
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 13:26 |
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"Just wanted somewhere to hang out" Really? Talis sors omnibus Vandalis .
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 13:41 |
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this story almost makes me want to break into a cabin just to show this dirty hippy's idiot bitch ghost how it's done
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 15:31 |
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~~~ A human being No One cares About~~~~
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# ? Oct 6, 2015 15:32 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:~~~ A human being No One cares About~~~~ is the title of my autobiography!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hahah im a chimner
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