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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
probalby that matt damon bbq face. next would be hobo wine. p p p pp p powerbook

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

AEMINAL posted:

The bee swingset, :iiam: pink note and I might have dreamt of a thread where goons talked about using their own boiled down cum as a pheromone for the ladies????

no it def existed

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

That weirdo who hosed dolls and married a retarded woman.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003


EPG did a ms paint of Peles rear end.as a sherriff with a big mustache. I had this pic till recently and lold every time it turned up.

Also that Livestock was a really funny guy and 666 was a huge human being.

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010
That Tehlix (sp?) image that looks like he was pissing and making GBS threads on the ceiling. I think it was an MS Paint your most embarrassing moment thread.

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
My earliest memory was finding the forum (before registration) but then losing it again and not remembering what it was called. Then years later I found it once more. On my. My first specific memory of a thread was Mr. Water.

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



Wondering why I was banned for using that sweet attention tag on my first gbs post ...

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Zombaby

Elwood P Dowd
Jan 4, 2003

Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.
l33t like jeffk and the pusherbot which I thought at the time were the pinnacle of all things funny about the internet.

DPPH was a nice bonus too.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

The poo poo lasagna is probably the earliest thing I remember

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Dead baby web ring

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Just a lot of dead baby stuff actually

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF
i asked my dad to buy me an account :blush:

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Bolow posted:

The poo poo lasagna is probably the earliest thing I remember

fecal lasagna
:sax:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I joined because there was a thread where people would all go into random video chatrooms and tell the person streaming to put their shoe on their head and I thoguth this was the funniest thing id ever seen because we were getting random people to put shoes on their heads lol


Carlton Banks
Jan 5, 2004

"The Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three."
That big rear end spider hiding behind a clock

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
One night in a restaurant, many years ago...

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like


I only started reading the forums way after finding SA, so my earliest memories are from old front page articles. Cliff Yablonski Hates You, JeffK, ICQ chat logs, that kinda stuff. I actually remember the chain of links that brought me here, which is dumb as hell. I played an MMO called Asheron's Call back in 1999/2000 and there was a guy called Musashi that wrote articles complaining about stuff he didn't like in the game that were funny sometimes. On his site, he linked to a proto-blog called The Misanthropic Bitch who (surprise) hated everyone and everything. On her site, she linked to the Stile Project (which is now a porno site), and Stile and Lowtax teamed up on some articles there. I don't remember what they were, but it must have been funny enough that I started checking SA's front page regularly.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I went into FYAD and posted a callout thread and the guy I called out came in the thread and we insulted each other in the thread for a while. This was part of what FYAD was for at the time. This was from my initial reg, which was free back then, but which I lost track of when I lived in China.

In those days your avatar changed depending on your post count.

raton fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Oct 5, 2015

Curly Shuffle
May 31, 2001

Toilet Rascal
FaaQ paid too much money for an ugly leather couch.

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.
The guy that blinded some dude getting a tattoo in his eye.

Then had a hobo living in his yard.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Goon Camp is probably the oldest thing I remember

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Some thread about a guy who did steadycam for a living, what ever happened to that dude...

Dirty Beluga
Apr 17, 2007

Buy the ticket, take the ride
Fun Shoe
Reading Cliff Yabowski instead of whatever I was supposed to be doing in the computer lab.

Fav ever is a tie between Tooth Tooth and Wink Martindale.

Word is bond.

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
The photosohp Friday thread with the skier.

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
I just wanted to bbe a moderator

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008
http://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/sa-forum-goons/1/

That. Holy loving poo poo did 15 year old me love that.

OMGLASERPEWPEWPEW
Dec 17, 2005
PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Cliff Yablonski and the chat logs. Super exciting stuff

the more things change, the more they stay the same

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Im originally an 04, but idk what I remember from all the way back than. I remember the street sweeper guy wjo got published, the goon who hunted hogs and spelled oink w the dead bodies....good photoshop threads....idk.

Mentat Radnor
Apr 24, 2008

~Water flowers every day~
Started coming to the frontpage for photoshops in 2003. I think the first thread I ever read through was the Mechs in Art photoshop thread, which produced some great stuff. Coughed up my ten bucks in 2008 when some greedy gently caress instituted a countermeasure to my free lurking.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
i got really offended that people were using the word "human being" so freely and with such aplomb.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Bob Saget IRL posted:

Keyboard goop was the first thread i clicked on and immediately i felt regret and pride for registering. Stay safe keyboard goop guy.
that guy also made Electric Retard. is the website that hosts it still up, or did he let it die

O-Unit
Oct 22, 2005

Judo hobo and the MS Paint goon base project

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Waroduce posted:

the goon who hunted hogs and spelled oink w the dead bodies

he was drove out of GBS 1.0 by the proto-SJWs

never forget

my first memory is dan lirette

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

he was drove out of GBS 1.0 by the proto-SJWs

never forget

my first memory is dan lirette

To me that was almost a golden age of SA. In the same short period of time we had Dan Lirette, Kevin the Dollfucker and Daniel Pascione threads. Oh and that other piece of poo poo that I can't remember anything about other than he was super litigious.

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
Some banner ad about Eelpuck I think and I didn't get it

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Funky See Funky Do posted:

To me that was almost a golden age of SA. In the same short period of time we had Dan Lirette, Kevin the Dollfucker and Daniel Pascione threads. Oh and that other piece of poo poo that I can't remember anything about other than he was super litigious.

those days were the last gasps of the actual golden age

the forums died during the ensuing cat lady stalinist era and gbs 2.0 was just the rigor mortis kicking in

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Hentai reviews. They were good and I laughed at them!

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
The doll fucker threads were amazing and could have gone on forever. So many crazy characters just kept getting discovered.

The first threads I remember are a goon who thought his roommate was cumming in his socks, and a goon who crippled his girlfriend through drunk driving and wanted to dump her. I forget how either of them turned out.

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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
The Ultimate Warrior chokeslamming nerds through coffee tables and poo poo.

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