Why My Boyfriend Should Take Me To Paris

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stefania_r: Sep 2, 2011

Where's the xojane link?

# ? Oct 7, 2015 00:10

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 14:26

cmndstab: May 20, 2006; Huge Internet Celebrity!

Duck confit sounds like it would be awesome but it's actually kind of average.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 13:48

a bay: Oct 14, 2014; by Lowtax

Paris seems romantic, I might be thinking of another city but I am pretty sure they have a canal there that you can walk next to

# ? Nov 14, 2015 17:21

TheRecogScene: Aug 22, 2010; I'm gonna miss you when you're gone.

a bay posted:

Paris seems romantic, I might be thinking of another city but I am pretty sure they have a canal there that you can walk next to

That's the Erie Canal in Lockport, hth

# ? Nov 14, 2015 17:27

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

I wish the OP's boyfriend would have taken him to that concert in Paris yesterday.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 17:31

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Skylark posted:

Skylark what did you do!?!?

# ? Nov 14, 2015 17:36

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

I didn't realize until recently that Lockport had a bunch of mansions off Transit Rd. right before you cross the bridge into the city.

I dated a girl there for years and thought the entire place was a cesspool. I was wrong! Only 95% is a cesspool.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 17:59

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Op is a terrorist

# ? Nov 14, 2015 18:16

Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

Skylark knew.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 19:09

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Op dead

# ? Nov 14, 2015 19:20

ghosTTy: Sep 22, 2008

ban op insensitive gently caress

# ? Nov 14, 2015 19:54

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

why Skylark why

# ? Nov 14, 2015 20:21

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

935 people have already booked flights to Paris on Expedia today, gotta take advantage of the situation.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 20:24

Tony Homo: Oct 30, 2014; by zen death robot

Gaunab posted:

Op is a terrorist

# ? Nov 14, 2015 20:26

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

skylark I appreciate your commitment to your gimmick outside of fyad

# ? Nov 14, 2015 20:45

old fat bird: Oct 27, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

the eagles of shitposting

# ? Nov 14, 2015 21:57

4outof5: Nov 10, 2003; Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

I know a dude who F U C K'd skylark and it wasn't skylark's boyfriend!!!!!

# ? Nov 14, 2015 22:18

Broken Bio Qlock: Mar 8, 2009; Nap Ghost

I was going to spend 4 days in Paris with my girlfriend two weeks from now, but she is now too scared to go.

Will you go with me, Skylark?

# ? Nov 14, 2015 22:27

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Broken Bio Qlock posted:

I was going to spend 4 days in Paris with my girlfriend two weeks from now, but she is now too scared to go.

Will you go with me, Skylark?

I'll go with you

# ? Nov 14, 2015 22:37

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

And I'll stay with your girlfriend while you take Hector Berlioz to Paris. Everyone wins !

# ? Nov 14, 2015 22:39

Skylark: Apr 27, 2007; ︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
༶⋆˙⊹｡⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

Broken Bio Qlock posted:

I was going to spend 4 days in Paris with my girlfriend two weeks from now, but she is now too scared to go.

Will you go with me, Skylark?

I have a bf now and I think this might come off the wrong way if I went on this trip with you. Also, I'm scared about going too, even though I would love to see Paris someday.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 22:52

Nightrain: Dec 17, 2004; I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years

Skylark posted:

I have a bf now and I think this might come off the wrong way if I went on this trip with you. Also, I'm scared about going too, even though I would love to see Paris someday.

What is there was a blowjobs only rule on the trip, would that be ok?

# ? Nov 14, 2015 23:04

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

Skylark posted:

I have a bf now and I think this might come off the wrong way if I went on this trip with you. Also, I'm scared about going too, even though I would love to see Paris someday.

are you actually female y/n

# ? Nov 14, 2015 23:13

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

That Robot posted:

are you actually female y/n

are you actually this stupid y/n

# ? Nov 14, 2015 23:14

ghosTTy: Sep 22, 2008

That Robot posted:

are you actually female y/n

that's a loving rude question, bud.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 23:14

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Nightrain posted:

What is there was a blowjobs only rule on the trip, would that be ok?

Yes, you are free to blow whoever you want.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 23:18

Skylark: Apr 27, 2007; ︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
༶⋆˙⊹｡⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

That Robot posted:

are you actually female y/n

Yes.

# ? Nov 15, 2015 00:35

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Decebal posted:

are you actually this stupid y/n

# ? Nov 15, 2015 00:43

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Skylark posted:

Yes.

How long have you been in ISIS?

# ? Nov 15, 2015 00:45

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

Decebal posted:

are you actually this stupid y/n

He, sorry she, identifies as female, you loving neanderthal.

# ? Nov 15, 2015 00:59

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Misread title as Why My Boyfriend Should Take Me To Penis

# ? Nov 15, 2015 01:27

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Skylark posted:

Yes.

Awww you ruined it for me. :smith:

# ? Nov 15, 2015 01:28

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Paris is good and cool I've been there a few times some with my wife some on work trips but they did charge my wife and I like 14 dollars for a Coke in a cafe near notre dame once which was p gay but then we realized we weren't poor and paid it

# ? Nov 15, 2015 02:24

Michael Transactions: Nov 11, 2013

Flesh Forge posted:

Misread title as Why My Boyfriend Should Take Me To Penis

oh wow

# ? Nov 15, 2015 02:26

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

I wanna take you op

Into the trash can

# ? Nov 15, 2015 02:29

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

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EugeneJ posted:

I didn't realize until recently that Lockport had a bunch of mansions off Transit Rd. right before you cross the bridge into the city.

I dated a girl there for years and thought the entire place was a cesspool. I was wrong! Only 95% is a cesspool.

my dad's brothers grew up here in Niagara Falls ON but one moved to Lockport NY early on and started a family and well they're extremely catholic and moved to florida, i haven't been to Lockport in a long time but idk if i miss it. that's my lockprot story

# ? Nov 15, 2015 02:31

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

Skylark posted:

Yes.

neat

# ? Nov 15, 2015 02:45

Time_pants: Jun 25, 2012; Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

jackyl posted:

Paris is good and cool I've been there a few times some with my wife some on work trips but they did charge my wife and I like 14 dollars for a Coke in a cafe near notre dame once which was p gay but then we realized we weren't poor and paid it

I love the mental image of what you're describing here.

"Oh poo poo, this bill comes out to 14 dollars for a Coke."

"That can't be right. Let me see."

"Look. Right here. See? That's about 14 dollars."

"Oh my God. We're ruined. What about the kids' college? What about the house payment?!"

*jackyl slaps his wife across the face* "There's no time for that now! We have to think about US! What are WE going to do?!

*jackyl's wife sobbing loudly* "I'm too pretty for debtor's prison!!"

"...wait a minute. What's your annual income?"

"About $45,000. Why?"

"Mine's about the same... wait a minute. What if we just pay this and share dessert tonight after dinner?"

"THAT'S JUST CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK!"

# ? Nov 26, 2015 07:21

Lmao Tzu: Sep 11, 2014

Decebal posted:

I wish the OP's boyfriend would have taken him to that concert in Paris yesterday.

her*

# ? Nov 26, 2015 07:27

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JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

I don't get your gimmick skylark.

# ? Nov 26, 2015 08:16

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